Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

urm........Since I can't speak Japanese I'll just have to go with "RAAAR!! Fucking Key Man turned me into an Engineer and after my body was shot in half, my legs turned into crocodile jaws and my pussy leads directly to my stomach now, so ima chase all these lolcows around and eat them with my snatch until the Tokyo Gore Police show up to blow me away! RAAAR!!!!"

Fuck me, this is so goddamn autistic.....🤓
 
*circus music playing*

It's the A&H Show! The A&H Show!
See the cringe and the wack!
Saint Mengele and Ashy
Seem to be high on crack!


*cue the maniacal laughing*
 
Hi͟ ̨͜ģ͠ù҉y͘s,̷ ͘I͞͏ ̧͠w̸ờu͏̡҉l̴̛d̷͢ ̵̧l̀i̷͞ké̢͝ ͝t̵o͝ ͜͞ơ͘͡f͟f̢̕͟e̢͜͢r̛͝ u̸̡̕p̀͟҉ ͢͝s͘um҉̛
̕͝H͘ΣΛ̢L̡͞͝T͘̕HỲ̵░B̢♢̛Y̸͢͠░͘S҉͠͠Λ̴̧UC̕͜͠Σ͞
 
Space Ghost: Well Zorak I don't know how you did it, but you saved Thanksgiving! This dinner is delicious!

Zorak: Thanks. Its a family recipe.

Moltar: Really?

Zorak: Yeah. My sister had more than enough kids to spare, so I thought "why not devour them with the people I loathe most?" 'Tis the season.

Moltar: ...

SG: ... You're the reason why we can never have nice things.
 
*starts wrecking everyone's shit and attempts to bludgeon Null to death*
 
"Simons, how did this woman manage to breach HQ's checkpoints. Get rid of her. The geriatrics at SEELE will be breathing down my neck."
 
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