Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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Gods are nothing more than corrupt authority figures who are hellbent on controlling everything "for the greater good". It's time I get someone to help me kill them all.
 
Well I was born an original sinner, I was born from original sin. And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done there'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin.
 
Your honor: If I homeschool my kids, don't give them any vaccinations, don't give them a social security number, don't feed them from my government funded money, and believe in the survival of the fittest in regards to a literal infact and how the holy jesus god-lord works in mysterious ways; then HOW can I be tried with neglect and manslaughter if they die. If she wanted to eat, she would have found food.
 
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Go along with my two brothers in killing our great-grandad, then feel immense guilt and pain, due to empathy, slash sensory overload. It's not all bad, though: I get to bang my oldest bro's latest wife while he's away from Asgard - just so long as he doesn't find out, through a certain Jötunn scumbag.
 
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So, yeah, I'm out here in this New Era, made by a Shaolin warrior monk who became a literal God, somehow, my dad is my cousin, Grandmaster Sub-Zero is Scorpion, ironically, my teammates are probably due to be born somewhere down the line, and Master Hanzo, the man who took me in and raised me like a surrogate son, is now a kid. Meanwhile, Master Hanzo turned back into Scorpion or something, went timeline-hopping, like my teammates and I, and went on a rampage, and, surprise-surprise, fought Sub-Zero and his brother, Sub-Ze- Uh, I mean, Scorpion. Damn, just wait until the poor bastard finds out his runaway boy version's adopted mother is his formerly dead wife.
 
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I must consult with the Elder Gods.
 
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