Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Fireman Sam]

Cwl!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Has my judgement come so soon? I had to thrall them all! Traitors siding with the humans! Treason!

Now we are nothing! What was the point of it all? Have you tried looking after humans? They're monsters! As they grow in number, so does their capacity for evil, and they won't even notice as they do it.

I was not the monster.

Spoiler: Source

That avatar is the Skeleton Mad Cat-Lon from Kenshi

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Sigh. *whips out trouser snake*

 

[Not a bee]

SPOOKY BUZZ BUZZ!!!!!!!!

 

[Eternally Fresh Meat]

> lays on you table unmoving. the scent of decay assaults your nostrils. for i am meat...not so fresh.

 

[The Nostalgia Critic]

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS!!!!!!!!??????

 

[innocent jogger]

> lays on you table unmoving. the scent of decay assaults your nostrils. for i am meat...not so fresh.

Well, hello there, I too am meat! These are my friends, Dewey, Vanessa and Boxy Brown. They is a paper towel tube, an apple and a box. I ain't right in the head.

 

[TooManyKittens]

Well, hello there, I too am meat! These are my friends, Dewey, Vanessa and Boxy Brown. They is a paper towel tube, an apple and a box. I ain't right in the head.

*notices talking meat. Realizes the threat it really poses, gets out the lazer and saves humanity from behind the kitchen stove.*

 

[King George III]

I demand you lay down your arms and pledge fealty to The Crown.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

BATMAN, YOU WANNA PLAY A REALLY SHITTY NINTENDO GAME BATMAN?!?

 

[innocent jogger]

I demand you lay down your arms and pledge fealty to The Crown.

I can look like George Washington too!

BATMAN, YOU WANNA PLAY A REALLY SHITTY NINTENDO GAME BATMAN?!?

Nice to meet you, Superman! I have a big dick too! See my avatar? Ol' Tricky Dick!

 

[Kalsarikännit]

If you call me cute one more FUCKING time I'll raise an army of the undead and kill you all.

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

gib chikn nuggies plz

 

[quackrock]

You guys wanna smoke quack?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Yaarh be a fagget! Aye!

 

[The Angry Video Game Nerd]

BATMAN, YOU WANNA PLAY A REALLY SHITTY NINTENDO GAME BATMAN?!?

I'm gonna shove these fuckin' games up your ass! Batman: Revenge of the Joker! Batman: Return of the Joker! Batman Forever! Batman: Return of the Joker on Game Boy! And last, but not least, Batman on Commodore 64!

 

[Quote Cursor]

I'm in my comfy space chair, above Earth.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[floats]

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[Squawking Macaw]

Squawk squawk

 

[Gutpuke]

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