aaaaa42 / Alex 42 - prolific, batshit insane shitposter from another universe, possible dog abuser

[smallmilk]

I've known people to think not washing or brushing your hair will give you dreads. It is possible he believed this.

Wasnt there a thing where people thought that hair takes care of itself so you could just stop washing it and after a month or so it would become naturally clean and pretty?

 

[binch]

Back on topic with some content, Alex apparently doesn't wash his hair. Lovely.

Alex42's blog is certainly host to some mysteries, but this post is a pretty run-of-the-mill Tumblr jokepost.

 

[traokh herr]

to all the white males: srsly get a life

 

[VJ 120]

to all the white males: srsly get a life

Alex, is that you?

Anyway, the thread bump reminded me... wew lads, bit of a small update. So I haven't been keeping the greatest tabs on our friend Alex due to the fact that I personally think Tumblr is a cesspool, but I have been occasionally popping back in to visit and to check up on him. Two selfies have been posted over the past few weeks!

A disturbing, yet oddly amusing shitpost of his:

Spoiler: amusing Kermit schizo-shitpost

and another post that pushes this guy over the line from just plain bored shitposter to bizarre possible schizocow. If anyone could find the ice cream/guacamole post he's referring to, I'd be fascinated to see it. It's another one of those "buried underneath a mountain of shitposts" things that makes his blog difficult to navigate. The two of these posts seem to be completely unrelated so I'm not sure why he reblogged himself and attached a creepy message to it.

Spoiler: bottom post is the first post

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

 

[Megapiss]

This just looks like a shitty attempt at lolrandom/weird twitter humour. Besides the post about hitting his dog, which could have been ironic, none of it seems especially unusual or concerning. This is the kind of guy who would have been posting "ZOMG TEH PURPLE MONKEY CHEESE" on Gaia Online a few years ago.

 

[DiscountLiquor]

When I find people like this, I'm usually reminded of people like Alantutorial or something- they're really amusing/interesting to watch. But there's always something sort of off about them when you look past the stupid bullshit due to their commitment.

Or maybe I just like mindless shitposts.

 

[Purple People Eater]

I didn't realize this person was still on Tumblr, I assumed they got run off the site after the whole dog abuse thing. They definitely strike me as someone with anger issues judging by the sheer intensity of their shitposting.

 

[VJ 120]

In typical cow fashion, Alex apparently lives in squalor.

Spoiler: Razor blade in cheez whiz

I don't have anything to say to this other than

 

[Purple People Eater]

Spoiler: Razor blade in cheez whiz

Oh man, that photo gave me horrible flashbacks to fridgebro

 

[VJ 120]

Updates ahoy.

I think Alex's mother has either recently died, or he's recently decided to talk about her death as some sort of coping mechanism. Followed within minutes by talking about Second Life and some sort of romantic experience. Yeah, I don't fucking know either. Maybe it's grief.

Spoiler: Is mom dead? You decide.

read these next ones from bottom to top:

Alex muses about his inspiration for art:

Spoiler

Original artwork, do not steal

More evidence of anger issues towards random people. I don't know if this chick randomly tried to talk to him about what's going on in his life or lack thereof since he appears to not have a job or go to school, but this is how he treated her:

Spoiler: yelling at a pest follower

Last, but certainly not least, more evidence of fucked up squalor happening at the a42 residence. Apparently bugs, furniture being moved at random, and the toilet being fucky is completely commonplace?

Spoiler: Squalor!

Bonus video of Alex reacting to his toilet:
http://puu.sh/rLM2q/1295a193cb.MP4

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Last, but certainly not least, more evidence of fucked up squalor happening at the a42 residence. Apparently bugs, furniture being moved at random, and the toilet being fucky is completely commonplace?

Spoiler: Squalor!

Bonus video of Alex reacting to his toilet:
http://puu.sh/rLM2q/1295a193cb.MP4

>Schizo depression

...to be honest, if there's some schizophrenia/depression comorbidity here, it would explain a hell of a lot.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Sorry to double-post, but I thought it should be known that their blog is now dashboard view-only (or maybe it always was? anyone who can confirm?) but I found this nugget of gold in amongst the insanity.

( https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/aaaaa42/151943815178 )

 

[VJ 120]

Sorry to double-post, but I thought it should be known that their blog is now dashboard view-only (or maybe it always was? anyone who can confirm?) but I found this nugget of gold in amongst the insanity.

( https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/aaaaa42/151943815178 )

He's always been dashboard-only, unfortunately. I'm assuming at least since the dog smacking incident?

Good find though

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

He's always been dashboard-only, unfortunately. I'm assuming at least since the dog smacking incident?

Good find though

Good to know.

You know even for a shitpost it makes me wonder if this is just kind of like that memelovingbot blog - if Alex is just regurgitating some popular Tumblr buzzwords into something amusing even for the SJW types (i.e. the white people part) or if that's something he genuinely believes in regards to 'white people shouldn't be allowed to have spirit animals' discourse.

Or maybe I'm just overthinking this. He's such an enigmatic cow, it's so hard to tell.

 

[Juscum]

Spoiler: Alex reveals himself

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry to double-post, but I thought it should be known that their blog is now dashboard view-only (or maybe it always was? anyone who can confirm?) but I found this nugget of gold in amongst the insanity.

( https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/aaaaa42/151943815178 )

So if you saw an Indian claiming to be a furry, you could say "SORRY REDSKIN! That's a spirit animal!"

 

[m0rnutz]

Spoiler: Alex reveals himself

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So is he a very feminine lad, or a very masculine maiden?

There are so many unanswered questions. It's almost like he's baiting us all into this social experiment of his.

Are we the puppets, or are we the audience?

 

[CWCissey]

So is he a very feminine lad, or a very masculine maiden?

There are so many unanswered questions. It's almost like he's baiting us all into this social experiment of his.

Are we the puppets, or are we the audience?

I'm going to say feminine man.

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Alex reveals himself

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I like his dog.

Spoiler

But then again, I like pretty much every dog.

 

[Pineapple Watermelon]

I like his dog.

Spoiler

But then again, I like pretty much every dog.

Someone's gotta do it if he doesn't.