A Reference Guide for all made-up Genders

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

nullgender: when you identify as the shitlord who runs the oppressionfar.ms.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why did you give enough shit to go out of your way to find this word then? Seems oxymoronic.

Yet somehow they've categorised it...

Well, here we're running into the paradox of trying to appear cool and different on the Internet. If you really are cool, then you don't need anyone's attention or opinion. But on the Internet, the only way anyone can see you is if you draw attention to yourself. So you have to draw attention to how much you don't care and how much this doesn't apply to you.

Omnigay:
"Genderfluid, with one’s attraction to other genders changing with one’s gender so that the individual is always attracted to the same gender."

AHAHAHAH WHAT

I believe this is more correctly called "having a sexual orientation." It has pretty much nothing to do with your gender. This is why so many transwomen identify as straight before the transition and lesbian afterwards. However, if we're going to be cynical, I think what these people are going for is more along the lines of, "I want to be special with the option of becoming more special as time goes on, but I don't want to actually inconvenience myself."

Most of this seems to be more about personality than gender. "I'm a gender with an affinity for flowers and pastel colours" is just a snowflake way of saying "I like flowers and pastel colours." I would be interested to know how many of these definitions were written by people over 21. Not counting the parody ones, of course.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

Orbgender- A gender which feels round, without any edges.
Melogender- A musical, harmonious gender.
Digigender- A digital gender. It can range from any digital thing or file; virus, mp3, .txt, etc., often for techkin.
Eldrigender- A gender which is dark, nebulous, and ultimately unknowable.

I think the word you're looking for is "identity" or maybe even "-kin", not gender.

 

[Jack Of Knives]

There's enough genders here to make a viable pokemon style playing/trading deck system.

"I discard two Snowflake Engery cards to withdraw Mermaidgender and make Scissorsgender my active gender."

 

[JU 199]

"I discard two Snowflake Engery cards to withdraw Mermaidgender and make Scissorsgender my active gender."

Card power would be measured by 'oppression points' (OP). The more points, the more powerful the card is.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Videogender- A gender that feels too robotic/technological to be classified by human standards note: this gender is for the use of any robotic/mechanical kintypes only.

Finally, justice for my gender.

 

[Domo Kitties]

This thread lacks a sperg meltdown about "OPRREOSING MUH GNEDERER". Where's Kayla? *shakes Ranch wings*

 

[Mimic]

Ectogender- A gender that seems elusive, constantly out of your grasp, and impossible to pin down.

Finally, Slimer from Ghostbusters can fully understand itself.

Digigender- A digital gender. It can range from any digital thing or file; virus, mp3, .txt, etc., often for techkin.

B-but digital monsters don't have a gender.

 

[BiggerJ]

Yet somehow they've categorised it...

It's the Least Interesting Number Paradox. There can't be a 'Least Interesting Number' because that title would make it more interesting than some other number.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

Lipsigender- A gender which, when thought about, triggers bouts of depression.
Staticgender- A gender which can best be described as TV static; fuzzy and incomprehensible.

These can apply to everything on this stupid list.
The lengths people will go to to feel special...

 

[Big Boss]

Adamasgender- A gender which refuses to be categorized.

Well, gee, thanks for categorizing it as a gender that refuses to be categorized???

 

[WeebyAutist]

This is like that game where you name whatever is to your immediate left, and that's your weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Except it's your gender.
I am now mostly-drunk sodagender. Respect my mostly backwash soul.

Hell yeah! Palestinian-guy-in-my-psych-class-gender!

 

[IV 445]

I lost track around 55, but I am estimating there are at least 200 unique made-up genders in that document.

</insert "Dear God" meme here>

 

[APerson]

Hemigender-half one gender, half another.
Because demigender wasn't speshull enough.

 

[Mimic]

How long til all these genders require their own bathrooms?

Oh man I have to pee but my gender-specific bathroom is on the 16th floor of the bathroom tower.

This is like that game where you name whatever is to your immediate left, and that's your weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Except it's your gender.
I am now mostly-drunk sodagender. Respect my mostly backwash soul.

DVDs. Does that make me a digivideogender?

Vapogender- A gender that sort of feels like smoke. One can see it and understand it on a shallow level but if one tried to go deeper it disappears, and one is left with no gender and only tiny wisps of the gender one thought it was.

We get it, you smoke weed.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Here's a template for you all to create your very own gender, as it would be seen on this list:

(Noun)gender: when your gender feels (abstract and poetic description of noun)

Spoiler: for instance

Cwcgender: when your gender feels overwhelmingly large, awkward, and incompatible with the rest of the world. Only to be used by people on the autism spectrum.

 

[peribot]

This is like that game where you name whatever is to your immediate left, and that's your weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Except it's your gender.
I am now mostly-drunk sodagender. Respect my mostly backwash soul.

Im IMAX-box-setgender. Respect my 1080p video quali-i mean gender quality, shitlord.

 

[Colress]

This is like that game where you name whatever is to your immediate left, and that's your weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Except it's your gender.
I am now mostly-drunk sodagender. Respect my mostly backwash soul.

bag-full-of-dice-gender. you can roll me, just don't troll me!

 

[PeckingOrder]

These sound less like genders (for obvious reasons) and more like characters descriptions for an ensemble cast of a trashy webcomic for 13-year-olds.

 

[Mimic]

Here's a template for you all to create your very own gender, as it would be seen on this list:

(Noun)gender: when your gender feels (abstract and poetic description of noun)

Mimicgender: an absolute treasure in appearance, but a soulless bloodthirsty monster on the inside.