A glownigger is reading this thread right now

[Johnny Salami]

Say something nice about him. It'll start:
Your wife has (had) a tight asshole

 

[Ita Mori]

Your wife's boyfriend is so proud of you.

 

[Sprate Header]

You're my favorite hood ornament

 

[Tempress]

 

[AspieNextDoor]

Your face doesn't look very 56% to me

 

[Spud]

I know. Everything.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

We love our cops, our law enforcement
We love our glowniggers, they're important

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

No I’m not

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Why does everyone think the feds hate them?

These are the kind of straight white guys who hate all the globohomo shit as much as you do, probably more so, they just don't want anyone blowing things up or shooting anyone which makes sense since attacking random people won't solve anything. You can't provide people happiness, but at least you can provide them safety.

Do not antagonize federal agents or certainly your local police unnecessarily. Help them take down the true enemy: incels and racial minorities.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Why does everyone think the feds hate them?

These are the kind of straight white guys who hate all the globohomo shit as much as you do, probably more so, they just don't want anyone blowing things up or shooting anyone which makes sense since attacking random people won't solve anything. You can't provide people happiness, but at least you can provide them safety.

Do not antagonize federal agents or certainly your local police unnecessarily. Help them take down the true enemy: incels and racial minorities.

Why hello fbi man. How much do they pay you to browse the farms?

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Most likely there isn't a human glowniggger reading kiwifarms. It's a question of scale, they can't really have someone reading every weirdo website on the internet after all. Likely what they have is web crawlers gathering and aggregating info and big data servers looking for patterns and keywords. Although I guess if they do get a couple of red flags being raised then they'll send a real life glowie to confirm.

What I'm saying is you'd firstly need to lure them out before they'll see your posts... so...

"Lets fire-bomb the remaining open abortion clinics"
"lets assassinate Joe Biden"
"lets start an armed militia and take Washington DC"
"I don't think the Jews have the best interest of non-Jews in mind"

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

What did you sick fucks do with Elvis?

 

[Shidoen]

I know what happened in 02, you federal fucks can’t hide it forever

 

[Skitarii]

Why does everyone think the feds hate them?

These are the kind of straight white guys who hate all the globohomo shit as much as you do, probably more so, they just don't want anyone blowing things up or shooting anyone which makes sense since attacking random people won't solve anything. You can't provide people happiness, but at least you can provide them safety.

Do not antagonize federal agents or certainly your local police unnecessarily. Help them take down the true enemy: incels and racial minorities.

 

[nine inch perfect drugs]

Hi.

 

[Undercover Commissioner]

Remember if this site goes down, you and some of your friends might have to do some actual work. So consider donating https://kiwifarms.net/threads/supporting-the-forum.27022/ .

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i hate the antichrist

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Give me back my penis I know it was you who took it.

 

[独人13]

Glow me harder, daddy.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Most likely there isn't a human glowniggger reading

Only because glowniggers aren't human