Tattoos [9 Apr 18] Horribly Infected Tattoo

[MMX]

Game theory time
Phils tattoos are a tribute to far cry 5.
He has covered his body with his sins gluttony, greed, lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, more gluttony, cultural appropriation and autism and is now cutting them away to atone before Trump's glorious end game.

 

[Mogambo]

He travelled across with Tweaker, though, so he had help, possibly a lot of it. There were increasing problems with Rika before then.

Phil can be surprisingly adept at gaming the system, but he's... kind of obviously slow in da mind. While he probably can (barely) manage most day to day things, he probably couldn't have travelled cross country without Tweaker's help. He has his routine now, waddling around, getting tattoos. I do wonder what will happen when (not if) he gets evicted. It's gonna be a lot harder for him to mooch off youth services now and I doubt he could find another trans boyfriend to crash with, but our boy is nothing if not persistent.

I love that Phil wants us to pay him because some people give CWC money. It perfectly highlights just how obtuse and unaware Phil is.

He also acts like it's a privilege or some mark of charity. "Cis people give me money cuz I'm a trans latina." Aside from the obvious fact that his bigotry gives most straight people absolutely no reason to donate money to a fat moron who literally hates us for our sexual orientation, he doesn't get the fact that nobody cares in the first place. A good 98% of the world has no idea what the weird SJW word soup he's spouting means. "Trans solidarity." My first thought would be a a trans-am club or something, or maybe transistor radio. But then I'm not a 16 year old kid desperately looking for identity and acceptance. The other key issue is that people who are inclined to donate to a cause usually donate to charities and not random individuals on the internet, especially when they know they'll just blow it on tattoos and bicycle accessories.

Phil talks about Communism because he believes that it will result in everything he wants being free without ever having to actually work for it.

Maybe that's part of it, especially now, but what got Phil into Communism originally is even dumber than that: He thought China on Hetalia was "kawaii." Of all the reasons to get into Communism, it may be the dumbest. It was also the genesis of his bicycle fetish. By that logic, I may as well become a blond robot soccer mom cuz I liked Android 18 in DBZ...

Game theory time
Phils tattoos are a tribute to far cry 5.
He has covered his body with his sins gluttony, greed, lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, more gluttony, cultural appropriation and autism and is now cutting them away to atone before Trump's glorious end game.

Haha, do you think Phil would even play Far Cry 5? Oddly, he's not much of a gamer, despite eagerly consuming pop culture. He seems to look down on gaming as being immature, or at least not fitting in with his activist imagery. He'd probably love Overwatch given how much the Tumblrinas sperg over the characters. Five bucks says he'd obsess over Sombra.

Somehow I suspect he'd look at Far Cry 5 and assume that it was somehow a neo-Nazi/White Supremacist game and throw a hissy fit about "trans misogyny" or something. He ain't too bright after all...

 

[MMX]

Haha, do you think Phil would even play Far Cry 5? Oddly, he's not much of a gamer, despite eagerly consuming pop culture. He seems to look down on gaming as being immature, or at least not fitting in with his activist imagery. He'd probably love Overwatch given how much the Tumblrinas sperg over the characters. Five bucks says he'd obsess over Sombra.

Somehow I suspect he'd look at Far Cry 5 and assume that it was somehow a neo-Nazi/White Supremacist game and throw a hissy fit about "trans misogyny" or something. He ain't too bright after all...

I don't really think Phil would play it but it's managed to find a special place in SJW hive think for its "hooray I get to kill conservatives" but also playing "but not all conservatives bad".
Back on the day Phil used to be a gamer, he even gifted dusty a psp apparently just like Chris tried for his heart sweet. He was a big fan of Jrpgs back then.
I reckon if he was gifted a console he'd jump back in to play out his power fantasy.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I may as well become a blond robot soccer mom cuz I liked Android 18 in DBZ...

Do it

 

[DragoonSierra]

I don't really think Phil would play it but it's managed to find a special place in SJW hive think for its "hooray I get to kill conservatives" but also playing "but not all conservatives bad".
Back on the day Phil used to be a gamer, he even gifted dusty a psp apparently just like Chris tried for his heart sweet. He was a big fan of Jrpgs back then.
I reckon if he was gifted a console he'd jump back in to play out his power fantasy.

What JRPGs did he play? Im surprised he was even able to comprehend them

 

[The Dude]

This whole scenario should be made into a cautionary tale style children's book in the spirit of The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Maybe something like The Very Philthy Transtrender and the Horribly Infected Tattoo.

"And no matter what you do, if you must insist on that tatto, keep your ink clean and keep it fresh. Or else an infection will eat your flesh."

Well...maybe that's too morbid for a children's book, but things like that need to be dumbed down in order for Phil to comprehend them.

 

[MMX]

What JRPGs did he play? Im surprised he was even able to comprehend them

Sorry not a clue
All I know is that he pestered dusty to play them and his excuse not to was not having a PSP.
Aside from JRPGS we know he was a fan of some loco-roco clones and pat-a-pon which is some music theme lemmings clone.
Dusty was to busy telling us tales of salmon than being specific about gaming sperg.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Sorry not a clue
All I know is that he pestered dusty to play them and his excuse not to was not having a PSP.
Aside from JRPGS we know he was a fan of some loco-roco clones and pat-a-pon which is some music theme lemmings clone.
Dusty was to busy telling us tales of salmon than being specific about gaming sperg.

Im not sure I trust anything Dusty said at this point

 

[MMX]

Im not sure I trust anything Dusty said at this point

Dusty was pretty helpful on sorting out half truths and second hand tales such as the Psp gifting being a thing with both Phil and Chris and he helped @Ravenor clear up and confirm a lot of stuff about Phils family but anything you can't source anywhere else other than dusty is likely pure shit.

 

[Ravenor]

Dusty was pretty helpful on sorting out half truths and second hand tales such as the Psp gifting being a thing with both Phil and Chris and he helped @Ravenor clear up and confirm a lot of stuff about Phils family but anything you can't source anywhere else other than dusty is likely pure shit.

Anything and everything Dusty talked about has now been tainted, but I have gone back over events and I know what I can say yea with 99% certainty that happened because I have other sources (or probed Phil about them) 60% of them likely happened but the details are murky and 30% others either straight up fabrications with a 10% chance of add-ons.

I have done enough digging into Dusty to say that he warrants his own thread, he just won't get one as he wants validation from us, the best analogy I can think of is he is Spuds version of Anna.

I will say this Before I put my name to something about Phil as fact I do my homework and then use other sources to back it up, If I can't prove it but believe it's the case I make it clear that this is the case, and anything else I filter given my knowledge of this particular idiot an how he works as he says many things to many people and they are all formed around his current fasinastion and understanting.

 

[Mogambo]

Interesting. Certainly it seems like Phil would have loved him some vidya, but I take most of Dusty's claims with... well a grain of salt. Still if Ravenor says it, then its good enough for me. The Jrpg thing is interesting because those seem too complex for him to understand, but he was a total weeb. Honestly I somehow expect he would have been playing the "educational" games parents give to slow children because GTA and Mortal Kombat would be too much stimulation for him

Of course nowadays he probably would jump on the bandwagon and rant about "toxic masculinity" and "gamergate " because that's what the people he desperately wants to fit in with do. Actually no, even most of them have moved on from that, except Brianna Wu. LOL.

The funny thing is one constant with both Phil and, oddly enough, Chris to a degree as well is that both are desperate to prove how "adult" they are. At least Chris seems to accept, nay revel in Legos, vidya and (ugh) ponies, but for Phil, a lot of his faux activism and edgy persona seems crafted around showing us he's too mature for video games, comics, anime and the like, even as he gleefully consumes pop culture. Except of course when he thinks nobody is looking. He's still a total weeb, and obsessed with Star Wars, albeit mostly because "Kylo Ren is so kawaii!"

I honestly feel a bit sorry for him because he's so hung up on his trans Latinx eco warrior punk activist that he can't actually have fun or hobbies. I don't care if it's bicycling or watching anime, anything that gets him away from the SJW circle jerk would be healthier for him.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Anything and everything Dusty talked about has now been tainted, but I have gone back over events and I know what I can say yea with 99% certainty that happened because I have other sources (or probed Phil about them) 60% of them likely happened but the details are murky and 30% others either straight up fabrications with a 10% chance of add-ons.

I have done enough digging into Dusty to say that he warrants his own thread, he just won't get one as he wants validation from us, the best analogy I can think of is he is Spuds version of Anna.

I will say this Before I put my name to something about Phil as fact I do my homework and then use other sources to back it up, If I can't prove it but believe it's the case I make it clear that this is the case, and anything else I filter given my knowledge of this particular idiot an how he works as he says many things to many people and they are all formed around his current fasinastion and understanting.

Youre way to smart to be wasting these skills on Phil. You should go looking for kidnapped children internationally and shit like that.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Now my day is ruined
Nightmares for weeks man!

 

[Fibonacci]

The only time I've had a tattoo look like this was when I was having non-laser tattoo removal done on my wrist so I could enlist with the Army. And the difference here is that it was intentionally damaging the skin so the ink would scab out. Phil's tat looks like he had itchy pimples or something that he was scratching the fuck out of with his filthy nails while the tat was trying to heal. Gross.

 

[conky2600_da_robot]

oh my