FIGGIN [9-23-16] Phil thinks he deserves things - The ball lie returns

[Twrx]

The move in date has now changed to the 7th. First time I've seen him mention gamegate in a while.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

He looks extra exceptional here, guessing the needy try hard angle.

No ballz!!!! Bitches!!1!

Why the hardcore faux valley girl accent?
the pinacle of female beauty.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

No one deserves anything in life. You get what you work for. Phil has worked at being gutter scum, and that's why he's exactly that.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Kiwifarms Nil?! Welp I guess he beat us, better shave my eyebrows and become a fat transbian BRB.

 

[Coldgrip]

He's really getting desperate for our attention.

 

[Ghostapplesause]

You really don't deserve anything after all the people you have hurt and abused over the years, Phil.

*Random cat noises*

 

[Lurkette]

I'm not sure how we lost here. Or what competition we were in.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Whooooo 666! Edge of edges.

 

[Motherboard]

Never make the ADF subforum public again.

Seeing this dude lose his friggin mind is fantastic.

 

[HickoryDickory]

You really don't deserve anything after all the people you have hurt and abused over the years, Phil.

*Random cat noises*

I know! I was going to ask if he just meowed or not as the syncing was off.

 

[Bogliacci]

Why does Phil imply that he doesn't have to take care of himself when he doesn't own or rent a home?

What a shitty attitude. Even for him.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Never make the ADF subforum public again.

Seeing this dude lose his friggin mind is fantastic.

I questioned the logic, but it's clear now.

Keep it hidden. It's fantastic.

 

[Ravenor]

Right is it just me or does it feel like this was delived Xochi style but he just forgot the cross?

Also we have more than nailed down every single one of his lie's in the past and have done so with a 99.9% success rate, even now he's letting details slip that this is a figment of his imagination or a gross overstatement of what's actually happening.

 

[Optimus Prime]

So now he's declaring victory when we haven't even done anything he can try to spin as evidence. For all his asspatters know, kiwi farms has disengaged and no longer gives two shits about Phil.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

I can't recall him mentioning Kiwi by name quite as much before we restricted access to his subforum. It's almost like he's begging us for attention, which is why the lockdown should continue. Also Phil should spend his sped dollars on dental work, not an orchieoctomy.

 

[AA 102]

Phil taking responsibility for his life?

it won't last more than a month.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Words cannot describe.
I really hope this does not turn into "I deserve love" with Phil on a boyfriend search ending with Phil inappropriately touching something and then pooping himself.
The only thing Phil has and earned and what he truly deserves is a lifetime subscription to a room in the highest security loony facility in the world.

 

[Buck Strickland]

Phil all you deserve to live in free is a pine box 6 feet underground
I like how effeminate he is with the facial hair.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It looks pretty rough living on the streets there.

I'm guessing his "I don't know if I'm ready for this" comments are going to provide him with an out when the date rolls around. He'll claim it was too much pressure and his headmates wouldn't let him or something.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I guess he didn't get those razors he begged for.