8-May-2016: Phil sperging about guns again - Links smallest gun he can find

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So next time we reset phils going to give himself a boo boo with one of those.
 
Erubetie powiedział(a):
Those places are also full of white people, too, though
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You've never visited places like southern Texas, California, Florida or Arizona, have you? It seems like hispanic people outnumber the white people in some places and that doesn't take into account various other racial minorities. If Phil went to one of those areas, he would actually kinda be a minority because he would be one of the only white people there.
 
Psycho powiedział(a):
You've never visited places like southern Texas, California, Florida or Arizona, have you? It seems like hispanic people outnumber the white people in some places and that doesn't take into account various other racial minorities. If Phil went to one of those areas, he would actually kinda be a minority because he would be one of the only white people there.
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Not recently, no
Shouldn't he like that, though? An opportunity to hang out with more true Lastinx people?
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There are some parts of Texas which are more liberal than others, like Denton and especially Austin. Hypothetically he could pick up a gun around there and still pretend like he's being accepted.
 
You know if he bought one he'd tape his shitty folding knife to it thinking it'd be like a bayonet.
 
Prince Omicron powiedział(a):
Is that one of those revolvers that'll take a 410 shot shell as well at 45cal
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Yup.

I'm not surprised Phil would consider a Kel-Tec for "personal protection". A lot of people who are more or less ignorant about firearms buy Kel-Tecs because they are cheap. But they are also known for shoddy quality and terrible reliability. They have a couple of guns that work OK, but the majority of their products are not worth buying. Also, small pocket pistols like Phil is looking at are usually inaccurate and difficult to shoot properly. Small pistols like that are fine for a back-up pistol in the event that your primary, larger sidearm is lost or you run out of ammunition for it, but past about 20 feet or so a little holdout piece like the Kel-Tec is pretty much useless. Not to mention the felt recoil on small, light weight pistols is pretty sharp and make them very uncomfortable to shoot.

tl;dr: Phil is dumb, knows nothing about firearms, and should avoid being around them so he doesn't hurt himself, someone else, or get shot by the police.
 
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Here's the ideal gun for taters.

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I have to admit that the thought of Phil at the target range, getting frustrated when he doesn't hit the bullseye, desperately telling everyone around that there must be something wrong with the gun because "he's an expert marksWOMAN", then spending the rest of the day furiously bouncing and squeaking because he can't shoot for shit and it's shattered his self-image of being a stone cold badass makes me chuckle. That is, of course, if he doesn't scream and drop the gun because of the recoil or get his thumb sliced open by the slide because he held the gun wrong and crossed the thumb of his support hand over the top of his shooting hand. Then I'd laugh my ass of.
 
Phil, just get a nice little 9mm Ruger. They even make them in pink. Not that it matters, because you'd shoot yourself in your fat ass trying to tuck it under your belt like a thug.

The Dude powiedział(a):
or get his thumb sliced open by the slide because he held the gun wrong and crossed the thumb of his support hand over the top of his shooting hand.
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I've done this before :oops: Almost lost my thumb nail.
 
I'm going to assume that his clothes and his rucksack are as filthy as the rest of him when I say this: Imagine how grimy and dirty a hypothetical pistol would get being carried around by Phil. Imagine him trying to test it out on some cans under a bridge and realizing it's too grotty to actually fire. Imagine Phil trying to figure out how to field-strip his gun, standing up, in poor light, and with his fat spud fingers. Imagine him losing the firing pin and trying desperately to locate it like Velma looking for her glasses. This is the kind of idiot we're working with here.
 
Wally Balljacker powiedział(a):
I'm going to assume that his clothes and his rucksack are as filthy as the rest of him when I say this: Imagine how grimy and dirty a hypothetical pistol would get being carried around by Phil. Imagine him trying to test it out on some cans under a bridge and realizing it's too grotty to actually fire. Imagine Phil trying to figure out how to field-strip his gun, standing up, in poor light, and with his fat spud fingers. Imagine him losing the firing pin and trying desperately to locate it like Velma looking for her glasses. This is the kind of idiot we're working with here.
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The first time he would try to disassemble it the recoil spring would go flying.
 
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