8/20/2015 - This is the end, cruel world!

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I don't know, I think the crazy is sufficiently strong in his new housemates that Phil might be compelled to leave of his own volition. Assuming they let him.

Well, considering he's now not going to be spending any money on rent or food (he'll be stealing food from their fridge), they're basically just paying for him to get shitty tattoos. They might as well just directly donate their paychecks to the sketchy tattoo guy vandalizing Phil's skin every few days.

I think he'll last about until one of them works up the small amount of balls required to ask him when he intends to contribute toward rent. Then he'll try to punch someone, at least if either of the two of them are less intimidating than his disabled mom.
 
Well, considering he's now not going to be spending any money on rent or food (he'll be stealing food from their fridge), they're basically just paying for him to get shitty tattoos. They might as well just directly donate their paychecks to the sketchy tattoo guy vandalizing Phil's skin every few days.

I think he'll last about until one of them works up the small amount of balls required to ask him when he intends to contribute toward rent. Then he'll try to punch someone, at least if either of the two of them are less intimidating than his disabled mom.
I don't know how residency works in California, but if you let someone stay with you two days here, they're legally a resident in your home, and you have to go through eviction proceedings to get rid of them if they turn out to be an asshole. I'm sure Phil is aware of these laws, because he's a flat-out master at overstaying his welcome.
 
Haven't they already left? They posted a status about white people in Portland with housing privilege calling him out on things and they weren't too happy about that

I didn't even see that! If they did kick him out, neither bothered to unfriend the other so it couldn't have been that serious.

I don't know how residency works in California, but if you let someone stay with you two days here, they're legally a resident in your home, and you have to go through eviction proceedings to get rid of them if they turn out to be an asshole. I'm sure Phil is aware of these laws, because he's a flat-out master at overstaying his welcome.

He's in Portland, OR for now
 
I don't know, I think the crazy is sufficiently strong in his new housemates that Phil might be compelled to leave of his own volition. Assuming they let him.

Oh, I'm sure they'll let Phillip V. Ayurveda Ahuviya Haskins-DeLici Harel Araujo Jiggleheimer Smoot his name is my name too leave.....
After they digest him, sure, they'll let him leave.
Enter through the front door, leave by the terminus of their digestive tracts.

Sooooo.....if you think he's a piece of shit now....just you wait.

No, seriously, that Andy Dick-looking motherfucker looks likes he's got a head full of bad wiring. When you take a pic with ADF....and ADF looks like he's the sane one in the picture....

Y'know, the next time ADF does that "imma gunna KEEEEELLL mahself!" bullshit next time, he might end getting "unwanted assistance" of the "involuntary murder suicide pact" variety.
 
Also, "feral ghoul" in the alert had me in stitches earlier.
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@tweaker the cat you're in the Portland area, right? Do you know Skarlett or the other one?
Nah I don't spend a lot of time in Hillsboro where they are. They're also housed, and much older than me and whenever I'm social I go to places for homeless or at risk youth. I go to a trans support group, but it's for trans men.
 
Late as fuck (especially since we're talking the Genesis of my being on here), but the shit-talk y'all had about me is pretty fuckin' funny. Far from the first time I've been compared to '80s rockers, it's gotta be the hair (cue Fantastic Sam's logo).

This was before we got to know you in the other thread we had at the time, I'll lock this so it doesn't get bumped again but if you would like any of your info that might be in this thread removing from public view drop me a PM.
 
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