7/5/22 Tom checks in - A.K.A a message to the haters

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Tom's been a lot more hostile than usual recently.

Like, even by Tom standards, he's been very defensive.
Probably because we’re right all the time. He keeps doing dumb shit and we keep telling him not to, and then he ends up worse off than before, usually in exactly the way we predicted. It makes him furious that his enemies know what’s best for him, especially when it’s not what he wants to do.
Looks like mostly hard liquor to me. From left to right: wine, jagermeister, whiskey, wine (possibly whiskey going by color), and then something bottom shelf with a plastic cap. Could be a hard iced tea or a handle of shitty liquor.

Way to commune with nature, dumbass. Seems like Tom's a drainbow after all and not a single person at the Gathering can be trusted to stay sober.
I am really up for Tom becoming a wino. I mean, his lungs, bowels and brain are already fucked, why not his liver too?
 
If he does drink himself to death it will be in the spirit of native americans through history when given alcohol.
 
There is no technological solution for a problem caused by technology.
It's a shame he can't even hear or remember himself talk.

Fun fact for everyone: heat stroke is a known cause of brain damage. His increasingly unhinged behavior may accelerate during these summer months as he spends his days outside in record breaking heat.
 
Out in a tent in the middle of God's stark Nowhere in the American Southwest and he just fucking *HAS* to turn on the phone and post about the trolls.

I'd tell him to touch grass but he already is and it isn't working.
No grass though. Maybe if he didn't go camping on Tatooine he'd be able to stay away... but I highly doubt it.
 
I like how Tom's first order of business in the "wild" is to construct a junkity shit fort around himself.
Gotta make himself feel at home.
The hierarchy of needs, Tom edition.
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