7/20/2016 Phil e-begging for a machette

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Argonian Scum powiedział(a):
Get called a violent delusional male, beg for a weapon while ranting about flightless birds and calling yourself evil not even a day later. Classic Phil.
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Yes, and it is sad that we already know Western society's reaction to Phil. Look away and pretend it does not exists, do not infringe on his rights or an angry white man, who thinks he is fat a black woman will protest about it.
 
After Portland PD shoot Phil for brandishing an edged weapon I doubt there will be a Black Lives Matter-like hashtag crusade to avenge Phil.

#FakeTrannyLivesDon'tMatter
 
I really was hoping for a Tyce Phil cross over, lets hope he saves his tard bucks and it happens.
 
Replicant Sasquatch powiedział(a):
None of you fags who think it'd be funny buy this for him.

You know who you are.
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I've got a blunt Coleman machete I bought from walmart 2 years ago for $8. I use it for gardening and killing moths. I have a mind to send him that instead of buying him a $35 machete that can actually be used for killing.

The only thing to worry about would be if Phil actually knows how to sharpen a knife.
 
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As if we knew where to deliver it to: somewhere under a bridge in Portland isn't a valid mailing address.
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I have a good idea where he's staying at the moment...

TheAmazingAxolotl powiedział(a):
The only thing to worry about would be if Phil actually knows how to sharpen a knife.
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That's not something you'd have to worry about, I have seen plenty of pictures of his knife collections for day's of yore and they'd struggle with butter.
 
I guess he could buy it (with money he doesn't have) and then send the machete to a mailing address (that doesn't exist) but that requires a lot of cognitive steps and my guess is he'll burn out halfway through the effort and go buy weed/booze.

But really, this is just a posturing and we all know it.
 
Dude, what the fuck? That's a Gerber machete. You could easily pick one of those up at the hunting department of Wal-Mart for around twenty bucks.
For Phil, that's the price of 1/16th of a tattoo, minus the photograph fee.

Also, why the hell would anyone want or need serration on a machete? Fucking Gerber.
 
Gerber also made those Bear Grylls knives that Phil overpaid and brandished a while ago.
 
Wally Balljacker powiedział(a):
Also, why the hell would anyone want or need serration on a machete? Fucking Gerber.
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it's supposed to be used as a branch saw...it works about as well at the teeth on a pole saw -- t's the same tooth profile (meh not so great, but not COMPLETELY useless in a pinch)
They do what they do and I guess it's OK if something greensticks on you and you just want to do a quicky (that's how I've used em)
but after a while...if I get to that kind of branch I'm going to grab a bg lopper and not bother trying to hack it

As a CIS defense weapon Pil uses it for...oh who the fuck am I kidding Phil wouldn't use it at all but it's black and metal and as someone else pointed out it's a substitute dick
 
Just get him a light-up toy lightsaber that makes noise when you swing it around. That'll keep him occupied for a while.
 
Phil isn't that different from the EVILCISMRA's he claims to despise in that both have a strange fetish for swords and knives. Both are cowards who are looking for something physical they can swing around as a substitute for a backbone and hoping it will intimidate those around them into letting them have their way. It doesn't of course, but the subconscious link they have that says sharp edge=power and authority blinds them to the fact that no one takes them seriously.
 
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