Tattoos 7/18- Another shitty tattoo idea

[Broseph Stalin]

I feel like the "Sad Penis" tattoo would probably be the one tattoo that has some genuine symbolism to it if he really does get his cock chopped off.

 

[XH 502]

See, Phil, this is why you plan out the sleeve in advance instead of just adding random shit on a whim and hoping it fits. The only way you're going to get the artwork to "flow" at this point is by covering the remaining skin with a background filler design, but knowing you that would just make things even worse.

So don't even waste your time worrying about how the pieces will fit together. They won't. Ever.

I'm still waiting for you to tattoo your dick to look like a bicycle pump.

 

[Iamthatis]

He should probably actually get a sad penis tattooed to him.

Why not he's trying to get a sad vagina tattooed on him

 

[AP 297]

I am glad the tattoo topic popped up again. Normally, tattoo toxicity is not something to worry about too much if you are just getting a small single tattoo. In Phil's case though, I think it will soon become an issue.

The color of the tattoo can influence its toxicity. If he goes with anything from the red to yellow spectrum - he is certain to get some decent amounts of cadmium.

If anyone is unfamiliar with Cadmium, it is a pretty toxic metal and not something you want just siting in your body. China right now has a problem with it and their food supply.

http://sinosphere.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/25/after-cadmium-rice-now-lead-and-arsenic-rice/

Also it should be noted that once it enters his system, it stays in there. Usually going into the kidneys. It can linger in his body for 17 to 38 years. The kidneys can eventually shut down if something else related to the now large amounts of dangerous metals, bacteria, or god knows what else floating in Phil's body do not kill him first.

About.com has a very detailed article that explains that even the alcohol used to facilitate the tattoo can make Phil's problems get worse.

http://chemistry.about.com/od/medicalhealth/a/inksafety.htm

 

[AnOminous]

Why not he's trying to get a sad vagina tattooed on him

It will be the only vagina he ever has on his body.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

It will be the only vagina he ever has on his body.

I found the reference photo he should use for his tattoo

Spoiler: sad vagina

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Knowing Phil's artistic skills, if he added Florida it would just look like a sad penis.

He already has one:

Spoiler

 

[Linako 2.0]

What the fuck makes him think that Mexico can create an empire that big?
I really want to know why he thinks this when Mexico can barley take care of of itself as it is.
Not to mention that Louisianna was FRENCH TERRITORY.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

What the fuck makes him think that Mexico can create an empire that big?
I really want to know why he thinks this when Mexico can barley take care of of itself as it is.
Not to mention that Louisianna was FRENCH TERRITORY.

Louisiana was spanish territory for 40 years but phil probably thinks that france and spain are the same nonexistent mesoamerican culture

 

[Strelok]

I'm still waiting for you to tattoo your dick to look like a bicycle pump.

He could be best buddies with Dobson that way!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

With Phil recently moving back into his mom's place, could this be the end of him getting tattoos?

 

[Weeping With Pity]

With Phil recently moving back into his mom's place, could this be the end of him getting tattoos?

He's just visiting, because if he stays in PA the state medicaid won't cover his hypothetical SRS

 

[AnOminous]

He's just visiting, because if he stays in PA the state medicaid won't cover his hypothetical SRS

It's kind of a moot point since no competent surgeon would do it on a train wreck like Phil anyway.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

It's kind of a moot point since no competent surgeon would do it on a train wreck like Phil anyway.

One would hope. But if he comes back to Philly, he can't pretend his insurance will pay for it, and there go all those delicious ass-pats.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Any word on how Phil's mom reacted to all those tattoos?

 

[Smutley]

Oh my god this is so many words that none of his friends will even read or care about

 

[unfer]

Jesus Fucking Autism.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Jesus Fucking Autism.

It's one thing to be autistic and another completely to advertise it permanently on your body.