6/21/22 Tom's summer tour - Parents watch your children

[BlueArmedDevil]

I know when I visit a state park I like to be hassled by a semi homeless grifter with magic rocks to sell

Oh noes!

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Oh sweet, a new homeless arc! Front row seats!

Thanks @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg!

 

[SofondaCox]

Tom's Public Bathroom Tour, 2022, coming to a rest area near you!

 

[FinnSven]

I hope children send an adult to buy all of tommie’s stones.

While he prances with glee and fleas, thinking he has owned the Kiwis, the children will pelt him to near death with his stones then steal their money back from his purse.

 

[AnOminous]

While he prances with glee and fleas, thinking he has owned the Kiwis

So in addition to the lice and tapeworms, he has fleas.

 

[FinnSven]

So in addition to the lice and tapeworms, he has fleas.

When I wrote “glee” it autocorrected to “fleas”.

Even my phone knows what a dogfucker Tommie is.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So in addition to the lice and tapeworms, he has fleas.

The camps website has a warning about rattlesnakes

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The camps website has a warning about rattlesnakes

Hopefully one of them will bite him in the dick when he tries to shit on the ground, then he dies because no one will suck the poison out.

 

[blablabla]

so this is the way he finally loses his dead jew money eh?

 

[TurdFondler]

so this is the way he finally loses his dead jew money eh?

It's long gone dude. He wouldn't he booking shit tier campgrounds and whining about storage fees and rent if he still had his money.

He's too embarrassed to stay in Tucson after flapping his gums about his retarded ideas that didn't pan out.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So how many days do you think it will take before the Rangers give him the boot for peddling junk rocks on camp grounds?

 

[jsmith1234]

These campgrounds are in California. Will Tom lay low and not call PD? Either way, fresh Tooter content.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So, does anyone know where he is storing his rocks? I know he will lose payments for that storage unit and the contents will be sold for a few bucks. Curious if there is a chance to find it

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

So, does anyone know where he is storing his rocks? I know he will lose payments for that storage unit and the contents will be sold for a few bucks. Curious if there is a chance to find it

He's literally leaving them in his current place and continuing to pay rent. They'll be stolen in a month or two tops.

 

[TurdFondler]

They'll be stolen in a month or two tops.

>Be basketball american living in Tucson section 8
>wake up one day after binge drinking lean, notice there's less stink
>busted ass jeep is missing
>realize the smelly dumpster diving pedophile is gone
>gonna break into his apartment, dude's probably got bricks of weed and lots of good instruments to pawn
>kick in door
>a torrent of roaches and rats spills out
>throw up all over my yeezys before going in
>find a few dime bags of ditch weed, a kid's saxophone and like 40 shitty drums
>bedroom's locked
>kick door in
>buckets and buckets of gravel
>mfw I'm covered in roaches and out a set of kicks for buckets of rocks

 

[repentance]

He's literally leaving them in his current place and continuing to pay rent. They'll be stolen in a month or two tops.

The place will be a crack den by the time he gets back.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Tom will be patronize the finest glory holes money can buy. Tom travels and luxuriates like a Rothschild.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Is there any footage of Tom busking in the wild?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Is there any footage of Tom busking in the wild?

Yes.

 

[repentance]

Good thing he won't encounter any heat, dust, or pollen camping over summer.