Which is not how DID works, but hey, whatever. For Phil it's just wacky fun with quirky head mates.
And here's his "top ten worst childhood sexual assault trauma anniversaries since 1997." His weird stats are a nicely autistic touch (social unrest? criminal activity!). Happy Traumaversary everyone!
Wow... that's fucking autistic even for Phil. Somehow I picture Casey Kasem broadcasting this list. That or one of those Cracked lists of crap. Either way really. It's hilarious that Phil comes up with this sexual assault crap, let alone claiming he's been raped or assaulted dozens of times. Such a blatant cry for attention. He's pretty much a parody of himself these days. Can't wait for Daddy Rape Day.
Also. I find it telling that he consider 30 to be childhood. Hell, I'm a bit shocked he admits to being over 30. I thought he wanted to be a perpetual 15 year old.
Actually does anyone remember the whole
JT LeRoy hoax because it has a lot of parallels to Phil. If not, she was an author who created the persona of a gay, drug addicted, suicidal son of a prostitute who was also a prostituite and wrote a series of books. Naturally people ate that shit up. It was salacious, it was edgy, it was hip. Basically it was everything they wanted to hear. And of course it was safe too, not too dark, not too real because... well it was written by an author, not some drug addicted abuse victim. Oprah even promoted it, which gave it a wider audience, but it was eventually revealed as a hoax, nothing more than a gimmick to sell books.
Phil is kind of the same. He's a rape victim, he's struggled with suicide and drug abuse, he's been homeless, he's trans/gay/queer/bi/asexual. He's anything thats hip or trendy at the moment, but really it's all just a lie, a carefully constructed persona to impress other weirdos online. He's also since downplayed or ignored his other identities that aren't quite so socially conscious... like the weeaboo cosplay shit. But we remember...
Anyone else notice how it's only xoichi that comes out anymore? Phil claims to have several personalities but only one ever comes out to play.
Xochi is definitely his favorite, that's for sure. It's just cosplay for him again. It lets him be a beautiful Latina dom or whatever he thinks he should be. In real life, most of us seek out the type of people we're attracted to. Phil never quite developed that far, or never learned to separate attraction from... whatever weird sort of fetishism he has.
I also think Phil forgets about his other alters or head mates or whatever autistic names they have these days. Fuck he admitted some of them don't have names because he was too apathetic to come up with a backstory for them. The fact that he's probably aware we laughed about Jingles doesn't help either. Phil is stupid and bull headed, too stupid to feel shame in fact,but he wants to be seen as cool. Mock him enough and he'll drop things, especially if he's not as attached to them. Sort of like how he hides his buck teeth.
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