5 minutes - livestream 7/29/2021 - in which Amber claims to be both losing weight AND eating!

[A Widdle Woach]

Hold up a sec. I seem to recall, back when FatAl remembered how to make videos, her kitchen trash was shown. It may be the vid where Al pretended to clean the kitchen. Anyhow, the trash can was in a cabinet. Twinkie must be REALLY smart.

We all know the trash Twinkie is getting into is from Amber’s trash pile next to the ‘couch’ (not a floor mattress y’all) where she sits.
Poor Twinkie must be bored out of her tiny skull.

 

[January Cyst]

I'll throw my hat in the ring with the following speculation:

If we discount the possibilities that the new sweetheart from the ground up is indeed a theoretical one (mad up either by Big Al to create drama and therefore views or by a troll catfishing the queen of moderation),

I find the possibility that the new carer is currently being either in jail or being already released and residing in a (mandated) halfway house an intriguing one.
This would make them vulnerable to Al's charmes, which at this point come down to money and having a place to stay.
Yes, someone in jail wouldn't be able to text her (unless they've gotten a hold of a kiestered cellphone, which are fairly common) or she plain made up the texts to generate drama.

 

[Wonky Eye]

Oh my god. I can't believe I'm gonna say that Cuntilynn isn't the most irritating lynn : it's Wheezinlynn. Even her dumb high-pitched half-screamed laugh is more tolerable.

 

[Bitchinista]

ALR said she had a bad panic attack the other day and that Becky was amazing at getting her through it. Becky tried to detail what happened and ALR shut her down and whispered, "She's watching."

That comment strongly suggests that the panic attack was about wifey. My theory is that Amber got some kind of clue that wifey may actually be a troll/catfish and got so upset that it culminated in a panic attack. I literally can't think of any other reason why she would shush Becky so suddenly for talking about the panic attack because "she is watching."

I thought those few seconds were the only mildly interesting part of this stream.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

ALR said she had a bad panic attack the other day and that Becky was amazing at getting her through it. Becky tried to detail what happened and ALR shut her down and whispered, "She's watching."

That comment strongly suggests that the panic attack was about wifey. My theory is that Amber got some kind of clue that wifey may actually be a troll/catfish and got so upset that it culminated in a panic attack. I literally can't think of any other reason why she would shush Becky so suddenly for talking about the panic attack because "she is watching."

I thought those few seconds were the only mildly interesting part of this stream.

Could have been a case of; "Behave Becky, you know you are on the payroll. Don't break the illusion of perfection in front of Wifey. I told you I only want to show vulnerabilities when it forwards my own agenda. Now go get me a pint of chunky dunky like a good cuck does and I might let you listen to my heavy breathing as I answer saucy messages from the lover who supports me like you never could. She won't try to show me up in front of my audience like you, Cucky."

 

[Insulin reid]

Could have been a case of; "Behave Becky, you know you are on the payroll. Don't break the illusion of perfection in front of Wifey. I told you I only want to show vulnerabilities when it forwards my own agenda. Now go get me a pint of chunky dunky like a good cuck does and I might let you listen to my heavy breathing as I answer saucy messages from the lover who supports me like you never could. She won't try to show me up in front of my audience like you, Cucky."

Oh for sure. Amber loves the illusion that she's healthy, just big. Either something is going on with her past or future carer or she just wants to seem perfectly healthy and well adjusted to wipey so she doesn't suspect anything.
Amber thinks she's such a prize, it's hilarious. Women want her. Other women want to be her. Men also want her but in no way can have her (handies in movie theaters don't count, they were out of pity because who could resist amber). Such a goddess. Such a picture of health.

Amber only has problems when it's convenient like a movie plot. The plain but gorgeous main character had to overcome something to make her better but also relatable. Shes strong but also weak when the plot needs her to be