Tattoos [5/5/17] Taters Gets Ink of Imaginary Womanself Riding a Bike

[AnOminous]

From what we've seen on his other tattoo work, he's not terrible. So Phil is not in any way his ideal ad to the public. If all you knew of Sonju's work is what's on Phils body, Sonju wouldn't get any clients. He probably makes Phil pay for pictures because he gets nothing out of it. If it were a normal customer, the pictures would be free because the art itself is an ad for Sonju's work. Either that or he charges because he can... which isn't nice but it's not immoral.

If someone tattooed that shit on someone in prison, they'd get shanked.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If he's keeping it bandaged until he returns to his AIDS dungeon and sleeping outside then there's every chance it will.
New tattoos need air and gentle cleaning, and you can guarantee that he's not going to change the bandage Sonju gave him to cover it.

Maybe I'm being , but Phil's had a stupid number of tattoos and so far he hasn't died, so I actually think he's probably going to be okay on that.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

If he's keeping it bandaged until he returns to his AIDS dungeon and sleeping outside then there's every chance it will.
New tattoos need air and gentle cleaning, and you can guarantee that he's not going to change the bandage Sonju gave him to cover it.

@Twrx posted that Phil was on his way back home yesterday so I don't think we'll get an amputation saga yet.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This tattoo is funny, not even because it's bad.
It's just incredibly detached from reality, autistic, and self absorbed.

What I'm saying is that this tattoo perfectly represents spudboy himself.

 

[AnOminous]

This tattoo is funny, not even because it's bad.
It's just incredibly detached from reality, autistic, and self absorbed.

What I'm saying is that this tattoo perfectly represents spudboy himself.

It would be worse if Phil actually tattooed an accurate self representation on himself. I don't think even Soniju would tattoo a picture of a pile of pig shit with flies buzzing around it.

 

[Henry Bemis]

We need to start taking bets on what the next tattoo will be.

Where the next one will be.

 

[AnOminous]

Where the next one will be.

Some patch of blank skin that doesn't exist yet, created by Phil's continuing cheese-fueled expansion.

 

[kcbbq]

Why he got a tat of cwc on a bike is beyond me.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Where the next one will be.

I would almost expect him to be edgy by tattooing a "|<-cut here" on his penis, but even Phil knows that no one will ever see that.

 

[Lysistrata]

I would almost expect him to be edgy by tattooing a "|<-cut here" on his penis, but even Phil knows that no one will ever see that.

Not even him.

 

[AnOminous]

I would almost expect him to be edgy by tattooing a "|<-cut here" on his penis, but even Phil knows that no one will ever see that.

Also it would have to be really small letters to fit.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Phil is not a potato.

So don't call him "Taters"

 

[Mogambo]

Phil is not a potato.

So don't call him "Taters"

You're right, potatoes are from South America and Phil isn't!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Why he got a tat of cwc on a bike is beyond me.

Those are the 2 things he wants to hatefuck most.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Of course there's an outline of Australatina behind "Izzy Hell."

I wonder how ADF would explain that to someone asking about it.

 

[Hyperion]

Of course there's an outline of Australatina behind "Izzy Hell."

I wonder how ADF would explain that to someone asking about it.

Little bit of mumbling, a lot of waddling

 

[Caddchef]

Phil is not a potato.

So don't call him "Taters"

Gonna need a source one that one my friend.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder when he eventually dies a pauper (because we all know he will), they have to use an industrial cremation furnace because he's so loaded down with tattoo ink it would create a toxic hazard if incinerated normally?

Oh, wait, that's true even without counting the tattoos, since he's such a lard-ass already he's like a L4D Boomer in the making.

 

[TiggerNits]

Gonna need a source one that one my friend.

Most people actually like potatoes

 

[millais]

I like the contrast between his naturally pale skin tone and the dark brown of his OC self.