Lovequest 4-Dec-2014 - Chris repierces his taint

[cypocryphy]

pics pls

 

[Kosher Dill]

He's going to get his wish of losing the duck, so... good for him I guess.

 

[XYZpdq]

If at first you don't succeed...

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

Anyway, what the hell is the backstory to his previous piercing migrating!?

Chris (for reasons I don't understand, I feel like the piercer should have recommended a curved bar at the very least) got a straight barbell piercing over a flat spot of skin. The straight bar basically put pressure on the openings of the piercing, and more or less began to slowly tear its way out.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Whether "Renee" replies or not, she's getting a picture.

Which means we're getting a picture.

100 years from now, that picture will hang in the Smithsonian's National Lolcow Museum, above an inscription reading, "They couldn't even save a tubby halfwit from his own taint."

That stood out to me too. Where is his taint piercing going?

To the bottom of this list.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Oh for fuck's sake!
Goddamnit Chris!

 

[Le Bateleur]

Every time I see that thread title I think it says "Chris replaces his taint"

 

[Male]

Every time I see that thread title I think it says "Chris replaces his taint"

he gave his old taint to hot pants barb

 

[Haesindang Park]

Good fucking god! He's obsessed with piercing his taint now! What's next? A golden barbell with diamonds at the end? How about a platinum taint piercing?

 

[4Macie]

Have people already forgotten an old thread of this exists? Not saying this against the update, I'm saying this for the people that want pictures and are asking about migrations.

For those that can't be fucked to go look it up:
Migration is when the piercing starts moving, yes moving. Usually because there's infection or because the body is trying to reject the piercing or other body modification.

Chris's taint piercing migrated more south and to 'fix' it he re-pierced it himself with a safetypin or something. It also probably got infected because it was all red and tender looking in the pictures we received. Yes, there are pictures, No, I will not go look for them for you....

And a special little extra old factoid, Chris liked his migration because it reminded him of a labia... because it was literally splitting the skin apart in its path to escape his body.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Is the old piercing still in a gum wrapper in his purse?

 

[wheat pasta]

"What's happening on the forums?"
*Sees the truncated "Chris repierces..."*
Oh.
Oh... oh dear. Dear, dear dear.

 

[Marvin]

what the flying fuck

 

[slep]

And a special little extra old factoid, Chris liked his migration because it reminded him of a labia... because it was literally splitting the skin apart in its path to escape his body.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Between this and the whole blue arms thing, his extreme dislike of unwanted change has been very, very apparent lately...

 

[DrJoshii]

Migration is when the piercing starts moving, yes moving. Usually because there's infection or because the body is trying to reject the piercing or other body modification.

Oh my God... The horrors that goes on in the nether region of Chris...

 

[Lucricities]

And a special little extra old factoid, Chris liked his migration because it reminded him of a labia... because it was literally splitting the skin apart in its path to escape his body.

Women are attracted to men with a dark side. With all of these recent developments it's a wonder he's not drowning in pussy with how dark his tale has gotten. Perhaps it has to do with how viscerally disturbing he is?

 

[MY 405]

I rolled my eyes so hard I think they're stuck in the top of my head.

 

[Flamey]

Who needs sleep anyways

 

[warongiygas]

I was going to say that it's a little irresponsible to re-pierce Chris, but if I was running a body piercing shop and she came into my store, all huffing and puffing about typical male JERKs this and bomb Sega that, I'd probably be so astounded that I'd just do what she asks.