Tattoos 3/14/18 - Yet again, even more horrible ink - Bouncing & Squeaking 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Which makes me wonder if he wasn't just getting touch ups on other parts of his body.

Granted, I have no idea how tattoos even work or if what I just suggested is even possible.
Some tattoos need touch ups depending on some aspects; how long you've had it, fixing a mistake or colors fading. Yellow is notorious for fading quickly and we all know how much Phil likes yellow.

Chances are they had him take the shirt off so he'd air out.
 
I’ve waited so long for Phil to get to his head and face tattoo phase. I wonder what he’s going to when he actually runs out of space? His fat will eventually just stretch out the existing ones not provide new space.
 
I still think he needs "UNEMPLOYABLE" tattooed across his greasy forehead in big, bold, red, block letters. It would be the most honest thing tattooed on his body.

Also, damn...them teefs, son... How is he not constantly in pain with his choppers rotting away like that? And I guess his mom couldn't afford braces when he was little, because them's some crooked teeth.
 
I wonder if Isabel is aware you're not supposed to have tattoos done for a period of time before major surgery?

(Unrelated, but it continuously astounds me that someone would approve someone who has obvious autistic verbal tics for medical transition.)
 
I wonder if Isabel is aware you're not supposed to have tattoos done for a period of time before major surgery?

(Unrelated, but it continuously astounds me that someone would approve someone who has obvious autistic verbal tics for medical transition.)

I hope you realize that Phil is flat out lying when he is talking about his GRS, that, and no doctor in their right mind would ever approve someone with as many "disorders" that Phil likes to believe he has.
 
He is squeaking again. If they hadn't restrained him he'd have bounced around the place.

And how much does he have to pay to have photos taken?



No fair. Even if the electrolysis appointments were true, they are only for his unmentionable region.

And Phil even has a Four Year Plan. How cute!

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Other projects? What projects? Its not like you do anything for a living Phil.
 
Am I the only one who sees the similarity between Phil's side-head tattoo and Chris's "cutie mark"?

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It's like that hackneyed plot you see in cartoons where the villain-of-the-week is just like the hero, only edgier.
Phil edgy-fied the transgender symbol by adding a lesbian axe, Chris just drew it on his ass as is.
 
I still think he needs "UNEMPLOYABLE" tattooed across his greasy forehead in big, bold, red, block letters. It would be the most honest thing tattooed on his body.

Also, damn...them teefs, son... How is he not constantly in pain with his choppers rotting away like that? And I guess his mom couldn't afford braces when he was little, because them's some crooked teeth.

I suspect he might have some that have already fallen out. Probably near the back. His voice has a hissy, sibilant quality to it that I associate with people with missing teeth.
 
Those scratch tattoos on his nose make him look he's always scrunching it up. Makes him look even more piggish.

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Looks like he has more plans to ruin his head, and oh what a masterpiece that will be when it's on the back of his skull.

It'll give the cops the perfect target to swing their batons at.
 
I love how much he hates cops, but not too long ago him and Slingblade called PD because they were having some issue with one of their neighbors. Like all the other fools who spew this shit, they hate law enforcement until they need it.
 
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