FIGGIN [25 Oct 18] Phil pledges his life to Antifa - Urges us to prepare for "civil war that rips the so-called USA apart"

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drtoboggan powiedział(a):
It's funny because the only intimidating thing about him is his smell.
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Pretty much. I would absolutely hate to have to sit in the same vicinity as Phil on a bus, and it would be even worse on a airplane. You know, in Malaysia, there is a fruit known as the Durian Fruit. It is the smelliest fruit known to man, and it's shell is thick, fiberous, and has spines. That fruit has actually been banned from being takilen onto public transportation, and if you're staying in a hotel, you're required to eat it outside. Phil probably smells worse than said fruit, especially now that he has a rotting stink ditch.
 
nvrwastetree powiedział(a):
Pretty much. I would absolutely hate to have to sit in the same vicinity as Phil on a bus, and it would be even worse on a airplane. You know, in Malaysia, there is a fruit known as the Durian Fruit. It is the smelliest fruit known to man, and it's shell is thick, fiberous, and has spines. That fruit has actually been banned from being takilen onto public transportation, and if you're staying in a hotel, you're required to eat it outside. Phil probably smells worse than said fruit, especially now that he has a rotting stink ditch.
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His stench ditch is probably the only one with smegma.
 
Rikka Takarada powiedział(a):
Of course an insane antifa fighter-wannabe (who probably thinks black-clad mobs are like the soldiers of D-day) has found his way to Portland...
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If Phil ever leave Portland (which won't be until he's chased out of the city, like everywhere else this tard has lived), let's hope he ends up in Texas, the southern US, or New York City. Texans won't put up with his pretend bullshit, and if he tries anything funny, hell get shot. The southern US states will end up calling Phil a massive faggot, and the people living in New York will tell Phil to go fuck himself. Then, after he makes fun of their accents, he will get his ass kicked. So that's my pledge to Phil, wherever he goes, there will always be a group of people who want to kick the shit out of him.
 
nvrwastetree powiedział(a):
If Phil ever leave Portland (which won't be until he's chased out of the city, like everywhere else this tard has lived), let's hope he ends up in Texas, the southern US, or New York City. Texans won't put up with his pretend bullshit, and if he tries anything funny, hell get shot. The southern US states will end up calling Phil a massive faggot, and the people living in New York will tell Phil to go fuck himself. Then, after he makes fun of their accents, he will get his ass kicked. So that's my pledge to Phil, wherever he goes, there will always be a group of people who want to kick the shit out of him.
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He'd do okay in Texas if he sticks to Austin. From what Texas kiwis have said it's their version San Fran.
 
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