Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Jack Awful]

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The thing is that cwc is probably lying about the doctor thing, but that's what he said

Could be the doctor said "with proper care you won't die" and Chris took this as "so all I need to do is keep slathering it with rubbing alcohol".

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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The thing is that cwc is probably lying, but that's what he said

I think he's lying about showing that to his doctor. When he posted on Facebook about going to the doctor "last night," he then edited it to say "today."

I think he's just telling people he went to the doctor to duck criticism.

 

[Jack Awful]

I think he's lying about showing that to his doctor. When he posted on Facebook about going to the doctor "last night," he then edited it to say "today."

I think he's just telling people he went to the doctor to duck criticism.

I misread that as "he went to the doctor to get his duck criticized" which sounds like something Chris would do.

 

[The Real Josh Smith]

I spoke to Chris, he doesn't have some weird ideas like what's been said here. He knows it's not a vagina. Apparently his doctor said it is not lethal and he isn't going to die.

Also expect a facebook post saying he's annoyed by people thinking he's dying and shit

I have no doubt that this message is real, I also have no doubt that Chris is bullshitting about seeing a doctor.
No Medical professional would look at that hole, pat Chris on the head and send him home with a clean bill of health and a lollipop. That wound needs to be investigated,repaired and Chris placed on Antibiotics.
Here's what happened in reality - Chris has a filthy wound that he created himself through fuckwittery and bad hygiene.
Later he was stupid enough to believe that listening to sounds and wishing heard enough it was possible to grow a vagina.
When enough people were able to break through his autistic retardation he suddenly realized he was being a twat and so backpedaled on the sex change hypno magic.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

I think at one point all of us are going to simultaneously realize that we have gone on at least 80 pages talking about an autistic middle-aged tranny's genitals and wonder just what the fuck we are doing with our lives.

 

[Innocuous]

Where does he admit that he knows it isn't a vagina though?

he doesn't

He also doesn't say it is a vagina, and if he did then link me.

I really feel like if he thought it was a vagina he'd make a big deal about it. Plus he said it wasn't lethal, meaning he knows it's an abscess-type problem.

People made Chris feel like an idiot when he talked about the Youtube video stuff. I think he either backpeddled or realized he was an idiot. That's just what I think, though. I only say this because I'm talking to him rn and it just sounds like he feels stupid about saying all that stuff in the facebook post he made.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I misread that as "he went to the doctor to get his duck criticized" which sounds like something Chris would do.

The doctor said it was SOO big and good, it put her last patient to shame!

 

[CatParty]

He also doesn't say it is a vagina, and if he did then link me.

 

[MagneticTowels]

I just realized something. Remember that "Pink Lemonade" picture Chris made? Maybe this abscess opened up a long time ago, and he was referring to it through the drawing...

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

Chris is beyond help.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

I think at one point all of us are going to simultaneously realize that we have gone on at least 80 pages talking about an autistic middle-aged tranny's genitals and wonder just what the fuck we are doing with our lives.

And if that's all we're talking about, this thread will close in 2-3 more pages.

 

[FreeBitch]

I think at one point all of us are going to simultaneously realize that we have gone on at least 80 pages talking about an autistic middle-aged tranny's genitals and wonder just what the fuck we are doing with our lives.

I mean, why can't you tide yourself over by posting about it while simultaneously wonder why you're doing it? Ever heard the saying, "Do as you've been doing-- and as you're doing it, think of a better way?"

 

[John Furrman]

I think at one point all of us are going to simultaneously realize that we have gone on at least 80 pages talking about an autistic middle-aged tranny's genitals and wonder just what the fuck we are doing with our lives.

We already know exactly what we are doing, making this a 100 page topic by the end of the week.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

We already know exactly what we are doing, making this a 100 page topic by the end of the week.

>end of the week
>implying we won't reach it by tomorrow

 

[DN 420]

Chris should really be asking for donations to bribe him to go actually see a doctor. It's a win-win.

 

[FreeBitch]

Chris should really be asking for donations to bribe him to go actually see a doctor. It's a win-win.

It'd be a fool's wager. You'll give him money and he'll just say he went. Come on. The videos of him running during the Liquid saga? He'll fake things for any purpose.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Chris should really be asking for donations to bribe him to go actually see a doctor. It's a win-win.

It'd be a fool's wager. You'll give him money and he'll just say he went. Come on. The videos of him running during the Liquid saga? He'll fake things for any purpose.

That's why he would need a chaperone. Sadly, I think it's unlikely any troll would be courageous enough to go near him. That infection must smell like the gates of hell, even through his clothes.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris should really be asking for donations to bribe him to go actually see a doctor. It's a win-win.

"If y'all genuinely cared about me you'd give me $100 to go see a doctor!"

That level of ebegging would bring a tear to ol' Barbs eye.

 

[Mossy]

I still find it mindblowing that he thought it'd be a good idea to show his wondergina/infected taint on his Facebook, and now he's saying that he's lying.

Since I only hopped onto the Chris-chan thing back in May '16, is this how it was back in the '08 - '10 time frame?

 

[JULAY]

I still find it mindblowing that he thought it'd be a good idea to show his wondergina/infected taint on his Facebook, and now he's saying that he's lying.

Since I only hopped onto the Chris-chan thing back in May '16, is this how it was back in the '08 - '10 time frame?

He was every bit as stupid back then, but instead of this tranny shit it was delusional nonsense about Sonichu and sweethearts.