[22 Dec 18] Phil to see Mom one last time before USA torn apart - Plans to retrieve weeb katana collection.

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yeah i read somewhere you are allowed open swords on planes and buses in the US as long as you cover your tattoos and keep the point down ADF is fine

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Tootsie Bear powiedział(a):
Can you take weapons like swords on the Greyhound bus?
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No, but unfortunately, for all the other passengers, they will have to tolerate a very smelly, fat, and tarded man named Phil that will sit in their direct vicinity. Apparently, Greyhound has a no tolerance policy concerning weapons, but doesn't give a flying fuck if their passengers bathe themselves beforehand.
 
More likely than not he’s just sad most people have family they can visit for the holidays while he has an abusive alcoholic that he’s lucky to get a gift from at all (unless it’s being punched).
 
Doesn't Phil have a new Mommy now called Toren?
 
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Optimus Prime powiedział(a):
How much you want to bet this trip is more likely than not just him going back to mommy dearest just to try and get money out of her again?
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It does make me think that perhaps Phil knows his time in the rathole is coming to an end and is scouting out a new place to stink up.

I wonder how he's going to do around Dale and how long until Phil fucks up and gets his ass kicked by him?
 
Can't wait for him not to update about this but start sperging about Australatina for 5 pages afterwards (which means the mall katanas are gone)
 
I raped a dog 2day powiedział(a):
Alright, you heard him folks! We need a Kiwi hit squad to stake out the Portland and Philadelphia Greyhound stations!
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Nah, we need Kiwis staked out along the bus's route, deep in the wilds of fascist-infested Flyover Country, so when he's choosing between the vegan options at a Quik-E-Mart in the middle of nowhere, some burly local can ask him, "Just what the fuck do all those tattoos mean, boy?" He'd instantly collapse into a terrified shrieking heap, miss his bus, and his subsequent attempts to escape Bumfuck, Nowhere would be pure comedy gold.
 
Angry New Ager powiedział(a):
Nah, we need Kiwis staked out along the bus's route, deep in the wilds of fascist-infested Flyover Country, so when he's choosing between the vegan options at a Quik-E-Mart in the middle of nowhere, some burly local can ask him, "Just what the fuck do all those tattoos mean, boy?" He'd instantly collapse into a terrified shrieking heap, miss his bus, and his subsequent attempts to escape Bumfuck, Nowhere would be pure comedy gold.
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The guy doesn't even need to be burly, just dark enough to not be white. Nothing terrifies racists like Phil more than actually being near a darkie.
 
Alex Krycek powiedział(a):
More likely than not he’s just sad most people have family they can visit for the holidays while he has an abusive alcoholic that he’s lucky to get a gift from at all (unless it’s being punched).
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To be fair, he did give Phil a bottle of wine one time. Well, he drank the wine and threw it up on the couch, but Phil definitely received it.
Debrotherized Luigi powiedział(a):
If that’s the case, I hope Toren is discovered squatting the place and gets his drunk ass kicked to the curb, too.
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More likely Toren will claim to be Phil and Phil will get booted.
Coldgrip powiedział(a):
It does make me think that perhaps Phil knows his time in the rathole is coming to an end and is scouting out a new place to stink up.

I wonder how he's going to do around Dale and how long until Phil fucks up and gets his ass kicked by him?
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I reckon this is the situation. Phil can’t keep a handle on his spending and he’s terrified of the unarmed man who lives below.

I think it’s interesting that the story about his mom has gone from “I hit her because she was transphobic” to “she doesn’t approve of Antifa.”
Angry New Ager powiedział(a):
Nah, we need Kiwis staked out along the bus's route, deep in the wilds of fascist-infested Flyover Country, so when he's choosing between the vegan options at a Quik-E-Mart in the middle of nowhere, some burly local can ask him, "Just what the fuck do all those tattoos mean, boy?" He'd instantly collapse into a terrified shrieking heap, miss his bus, and his subsequent attempts to escape Bumfuck, Nowhere would be pure comedy gold.
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Implying that he’s actually vegan.
 
Coldgrip powiedział(a):
The guy doesn't even need to be burly, just dark enough to not be white. Nothing terrifies racists like Phil more than actually being near a darkie.
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I'm more interested in getting a squad of us, all equipped with a hose, soap and sponge and clean his ass up. I pity the poor people who have to spend several days on an enclosed greyhound with Phil. I mean, how would you like being squeezed next to someone who shit himself, doesn't wipe, doesn't bathe and now has an open wound between his legs that's probably infected?
 
I raped a dog 2day powiedział(a):
I'm more interested in getting a squad of us, all equipped with a hose, soap and sponge and clean his ass up. I pity the poor people who have to spend several days on an enclosed greyhound with Phil. I mean, how would you like being squeezed next to someone who shit himself, doesn't wipe, doesn't bathe and now has an open wound between his legs that's probably infected?
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What would they charge you with? Forced washing? Being an asset to hygiene?
 
If there actually was a civil war, someone would simply walk up to Phil, take his weeb swords and melt them down for the pot metal they’re made of.
 
Very very shallow investigating of greyhoud bus ticket prices for that distance + return trip vs just flying round trip shows that it'd just be cheaper to fly. Is spuds afraid of flying?
 
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