2026-03-16: Australia eSafety: URGENT Class 1 removal notice under the Online Safety Act 2021 from the eSafety Commissioner [SEC=OFFICIAL:Sensitive]

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Dear Lolcow LLC,

Please find attached important correspondence from the eSafety Commissioner for your urgent attention.

For the purposes of this Notice, the eSafety Commissioner will accept ‘geo-blocking’ of the Material in Australia as substantive compliance with the removal requirement of this Notice. Geo-blocking refers to the practice of restricting access to, or delivery of, online content based on the geographical location of an end-user’s IP address.

Regards,

eSafety Commissioner

NOTICE: This email message is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s)
and may contain confidential and privileged information. Any unauthorized
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Dear eSafety Commissioner,

Lolcow LLC, doing business as Kiwi Farms, is a business entity incorporated under the laws of the State of West Virginia and conducts its operations exclusively within the United States of America. We have no offices, employees, assets, or other business nexus in Australia or any other jurisdiction outside the United States. We do not concede that your notice creates any enforceable obligation upon us under Australian law.

Regarding the material identified in Attachment A (the Niggercell Manifesto authored by Solomon Henderson in connection with the 2025 Antioch High School shooting), we note that this document is directly relevant to a matter of significant public interest within the United States, the jurisdiction whose laws govern our operations.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has classified this category of material as an example of Nihilistic Violent Extremism (NVE), a recognized threat typology that the FBI actively studies and publishes guidance on. The preservation and availability of primary source documents of this nature serves a legitimate public safety function: it assists researchers, educators, parents, and law enforcement in understanding the ideological language and behavioral indicators associated with NVE, particularly as it affects young people. United States law recognizes and protects this interest.

The legal framework under which we operate reaches an opposite conclusion from your own regarding the preservation of this material. The principles underlying your notice and the principles underlying the laws that govern us are, in this instance, irreconcilable. For this reason, we are unable to comply with your request.

Respectfully,

Joshua Moon
Custodian of Records
Lolcow LLC
PO Box 8158
South Charleston, WV 25303

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The post in the notice:

Wątek 'Antioch Highschool 764 Shooting'

22 Sty 2025

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WSMV) - Update (12:02 p.m.): The Metro Nashville Police Department has released more information on the shooting at Antioch High School that left three students injured.

MNPD reports that three students were wounded, including the suspect, who sustained a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

The reunification site for parents and their children will be at 3754 Murfreesboro Pike. Buses will be taking students there.

Earlier: The Metro Nashville Police Department is investigating a shooting at Antioch High School on Wednesday morning.

MNPD confirmed...

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Reakcje: x 106 x 34 x 7 x 6 x 2 x 1 x 1 x 125 x 8 x 1

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

You mean this Niggercell Manifesto?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Good reply.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

He has become polite and professional

 

[Dread First]

Come on you Aussie bogan cunts. Don't turn into UK or Canada 2.0 man.

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

Excellent response, fuck these cocksmoking censors. What is it with Commonwealth countries and attempting to censor American speech?

 

[Apis Mellifica]

The Angloid will be brought to heel. The Niggercell Manifesto remains.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

First New Zealand, then the UK, now Australia.
Your reply was considerably more polite than the one you gave NZ.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

Hey aussie gubment. Shove off with your authoritarianism and take your mouthy ugly women with you, ya right cunts.

 

[3D2A]

Not against US law? Then get fucked. Simple.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Come on you Aussie bogan cunts. Don't turn into UK or Canada 2.0 man.

Australians aren’t some wild free men. They are basically more passive aggressive Canadians with a token few drunks and a military that will cap randos for a laugh.

 

[Bullet Kin]

This feels very similar to the New Zealand take down request.

 

[Null]

Your reply was considerably more polite than the one you gave NZ.

2019


2026

 

[potterpuppetpals]

erm what the sigma

 

[Pelican Bones]

I hate foreigners.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Respectfully,

it just doesn't hit as hard when you don't tell them to go fuck themselves with a rusty railroad spike.

good email though, i'm always impressed by your ability to handle these faggots.

 

[Schwarzwald]

First New Zealand, then the UK, now Australia.
Your reply was considerably more polite than the one you gave NZ.

I think the fact that the takedown request literally contained the words "Niggercell Manifesto" brought Josh some joy as he was responding to it. He probably wrote the response with a giant smile thinking about how he was going to feature a post about a sovereign nation requesting the takedown of the Niggercell Manifesto.

 

[The Great One]

Their e-safety commissioner is american, what a petty fucking snake

 

[Daring DooDoo]

Isn't it Niggercel or Nigcel?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Should have told them to pound sand for old times' sake.