2019-03-07 Campaign Letter: The race for 2020 starts TODAY

[crunchysalty]

Did John just low-key admit that he is trans?

So @Null is coming out as a feeder in 2020?

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The best Photoshop a man in a dress can buy.
Maybe she can go Islam, for bonus points.
Oh, wait.

 

[2.D.]

edit: missed the opportunity to dye some of their hair colors to some eyebleeding color

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I mean at least she didn't dress the Asian husbando up as Godzilla this time, so... baby steps I guess

 

[No Face]

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oh my fucking GOOOOOOOOOD

I stopped at like the last 5 seconds and when I saw this I thought there's no way its real

 

[CiaphasCain]

Immediately starts with a sob story.

Any politician that does this gets an immediate no from me.

 

[Qualin Frank]

oh my fucking GOOOOOOOOOD

I stopped at like the last 5 seconds and when I saw this I thought there's no way its real

That's not a politician smile. That's a "G.I. Joe Villain of the Week" smile.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

That's not a politician smile. That's a "G.I. Joe Villain of the Week" smile.

"G.I. Joe has instituted Drumpf's tranny ban, so I have now defected and joined Cobra as Madame Moonrock!"

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

I love how Wu brings up the garbage game they made years ago to say "Look! I'm a software engineer!". Has Wu not done anything else software related since?

That was one of my favorite parts.

All John did was wiggle a cursor across the screen after pulling up a 3D model for a game that's long past development.

Near the start, there's a noticable and awkward break from John speaking about Democrats to speaking about himself and his (adopted) family.

This campaign video has a lot of stereotypical qualities you'd see in other campaigns, but the parts where you would expect him to jump back to talking about the Democrat party and he just keeps talking about his grudges create an uncomfortable atmosphere: that atmosphere is enhanced by the muted background music as he fixates on GG. It gives me a Tim and Eric vibe.

As he waxes on about GG, you can immediately see the "Wu" on the poster behind him, and then the clip of one of his interviews starts playing and the camera zooms in on Wu's husband: an Asian guy. Are you trying to tell us something, John? I feel like you are, but I can't make it out.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I wonder if he'll hire a competent political agent to help run the campaign and provide critique on his image and all that. I doubt it since he "got so close" last election and suspect he'll try to stumble his way into again, but maybe the loss gave him a chance for some self-reflection.... probably not tho lol

 

[polonium]

I wonder if he'll hire a competent political agent to help run the campaign and provide critique on his image and all that. I doubt it since he "got so close" last election and suspect he'll try to stumble his way into again, but maybe the loss gave him a chance for some self-reflection.... probably not tho lol

Can you imagine what would happen if someone tried to tell John he was wrong about something?

 

[Karellen]

Can you imagine what would happen if someone tried to tell John he was wrong about something?

I’m sure 99% of political anyone’s in Massachusetts know that Wu is a train wreck. She probably hired someone who will sign off on everything she does, but will demand payment up front and do nothing the rest of the campaign (but make sure to attend her goofy “scrum” meetings and make sure appointments are on iCal!).