2018-04-18 2900 signatures submitted - on the ballot

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Achievement Unlocked"
I can't wait to watch this campaign crash and burn.

Reading that from Wu, I thought, "sure, women say that all the time to express excitement or emotion."

 

[DumbDosh]

Do you think when she loses she'll post "Game Over" or "Epic Fail"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Do you think when she loses she'll post "Game Over" or "Epic Fail"

It'll be transphobia or sexism I am sure

 

[Stock Photo James]

Do you think when she loses she'll post "Game Over" or "Epic Fail"

"Ouch my shenis"

 

[Jack Awful]

Reading that from Wu, I thought, "sure, women say that all the time to express excitement or emotion."

It's peak old person trying to be hip and relatable to teenage/20-something gamers.

 

[MrFortuneCookieFarts]

Either way, I see this as a win-win situation.

1.) If John's signatures aren't legit and he is dropped from the ballot, there will be a bunch of lulz to be had from the twitter meltdown.

2.) If John gets on the ballot, I look forward to the potential debate videos. I also am looking forward to the opposition research reactions, and then the inevitable twitter meltdown when he loses.

3.) John gets elected and we can enjoy the 2 years of sperging out on a national stage where John's dirty laundry can air out to everyone. Also, the inevitable twitter meltdowns.

In any situation, its a damn good time to be alive.

 

[jace821]

There will be no debates. Watching John going crazy trying to get senpai to notice him will be great.

 

[Agent Scud]

It'll be transphobia or sexism I am sure

Probably just sexism. Dude doesn't admit to his past. He's a woman, so he says, and always has been. Probably not gonna change now.

2.) If John gets on the ballot, I look forward to the potential debate videos. I also am looking forward to the opposition research reactions, and then the inevitable twitter meltdown when he loses.

Granted he doesn't sprain his ankle, get a cramp, or find some other inconvenience to stay home, I'll be watching too.

 

[Richard Stabone]

There will be no debates. Watching John going crazy trying to get senpai to notice him will be great.

At most one of the local papers will do a sit down with the candidates and write it up. Maybe even record the interview if polls show it close. It's a Congressional primary that won't be competitive. These things don't have a lot of action in them.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The fact Flu genuinely has to believe they have a shot at winning this election even this late in the game amuses me. Lynch hasn't even acknowledged Flu running more than once, when absolutely forced to - and he just smiled and basically said don't worry about it to the person who asked about Flu.

Just like literally everything else Flu has ever done, they've basically thrown money at the problem to solve it. Want to be a game dev? Throw money at temp programmers and train them to learn shit so you don't have to, then fire their ass when you're sick of them while taking all the credit. Get on the ballot? Throw money at a company to gather signatures along with a questionably paid insane person to do it locally...or so Flu thinks.

No amount of money, payment or bribery, is going to stop Lynch from absolutely destroying Wu if it comes down to it. Being such an infamous twitter loudmouth, Flu has given all the ammunition Lynch needs to destroy them within the timeframe of running for this election alone. After all, it should be a breeze convincing the voters that they should vote for the candidate who actually has a proven track record of listening to the people and taking action for their issues, instead of the towering tranny ghoul who thinks one of the biggest issues facing the American people today is companies using moon rocks to bomb the Earth.

 

[Tookie]

he probably can't get any local machine politicians to do it since the party's supposed to stay neutral in primaries.

That won't stop them, especially if an incumbent is in the mix. Odds are Stephen Lynch won't even have to pull strings and the local party apparatchiks will take Flynt to the woodshed on their own initiative. Wu & co. are the types that agitate the hell out of county and local party officials.

 

[Kosher Dill]

That won't stop them, especially if an incumbent is in the mix. Odds are Stephen Lynch won't even have to pull strings and the local party apparatchiks will take Flynt to the woodshed on their own initiative. Wu & co. are the types that agitate the hell out of county and local party officials.

True. Plus the fact that these are all being submitted by a deranged meth-head will have everyone on the alert for shenanigans from the get-go.

 

[NotoriousD]

I literally just sat here screaming "WHAT?!" several times with a shit eating grin on my face. Oh my god, is this a scam or isn't it? What the fuck? We're still going. This is amazing. Get on that ballot, Bri!

 

[Xetzyr]

If he gets on the ballot I hope he continues with the whole 'Vote for me because I'm crazy and care about mental health.' routine, then someone can make some hilarious mock political ads like, "Vote for Brianna Wu, he's cuckoo for congress!" maybe with like a photoshopped image of Wu looking crazy in a straight jacket.

Or maybe something like, "Vote for Brianna Wu, he's crazy about congress... literally."

The possibilities here are limitless!