2016 Presidental Debates - Donald J Trump vs Hillary R Clinton

May as well get this thread out of the way now. Any bets on who screams first (or if Hillary passes out)

First Debate: Monday September 26th, at 9PM at Hofstra University.

It will be streamed on YouTube for free.

Edit: lol fucked up the date

 

[XYZpdq]

I personally am expecting someone to allahu akbar the event.

It would prove beyond all doubt that Allah is the true light and path.

 

[Cosmos]

The debate is just 10 minutes away.

 

[cans.wav]

lol Jill Stein just got thrown out apparently

 

[Spudnik]

Just for future reference, it is mearly minutes before the debate, let's see what the subreddits are doing:

r/Hillary: 90% random tweets saying trump is literally Hitler, same shit as the last year. Some mention of polls, conveniently forgetting Colorado.

r/the_donald: Trump "himself" posted to watch the debate. Users currently transferring high-energy, as if trump is preparing to spirit-bomb hillary.

God, I hope Clinton has an "episode" it'd be a perfect end to this mess

 

[FemalePresident]

The anticipation is killing me already.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

The anticipation is killing me already.

This debate might kill Hillary

 

[kobebyarlant]

They spelled her name wrong on the tickets.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Are jobs are China are Mexico, we are losing are workers cannot let it happen losing taxes since Ronald Reagan. Thanks.

 

[Tranhuviya]

A SMALL LOAN OF

14 MILLION DOLLARS

 

[Scotty G]

*sniff*

 

[Spellskite]

Trump is already spiraling, but Trumped Up Trickle Down is the biggest facepalm of the night so far.

 

[Bork Laser]

Mexican cookies are destroying our economy

 

[Absolutego]

Trump is already spiraling, but Trumped Up Trickle Down is the biggest facepalm of the night so far.

Seriously, that was almost Pokemon Go To the Polls (TM) level of awkward sloganeering.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

We are on the precipice people

 

[Tranhuviya]

Daily reminder that Hillary Clinton voted to repeal Glass-Steagall.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

We can have enough incubators for lizard children

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

She's defending Bill now.

Husband did so well guys.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This is already sucking. Trump seems to be having trouble staying on topic and most of what Hillary has said is devoid of substance. Weak.

 

[Tranhuviya]

WELL, THAT'S LIKE YOUR OPINION TRUMP!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

AT LEAST I HAVE A PLAN!!!