2/3/2023 Launch of the Real Things HQ is a success - Just kidding it's a fail lol

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tom tard raged and broke his recorder flute thing

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Love it! Tom's business acumen is like his physical attractiveness. It just doesn't exist.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Not going to lie... When I saw the picture but had not yet read the text, I thought that the recorder was the handle for a large tool like a sledgehammer or an axe. What a shitty instrument.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm sure it's everyone who wasn't there's fault Tom left his recorder in the road and it got run over.

YOU GUYS DIDN'T SHOW UP! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE ROCKS AND FISH!?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A couple of days ago, he was demanding to fight a cop in the ring. Now he’s all, “Oh boo-hoo-hoo, I’m blind and crippled!”

Here’s what happened. The people who offered to help were either scammers or just expressed vague support that Fat Boy took as concrete. And Tom dropped his recorder because he is an old fool.

 

[Staticness]

I’m still waiting for the Tommy Tooter/Grant Macdonald crossover of two old gay fuckers with lolcow tendencies. If Grant decides to dump his money on a Tommy project like this one, that would make it the funnier shit imaginable

 

[SofondaCox]

What the heck, Tom, nobody showed up?

You don't think people might dishonestly placate you in person because of how scary and pushy and strange
you are, do you?

That would be just terrible!

 

[AnOminous]

So yet another of Tom's money dumps turns into a complete failure, leaving him a solitary pederast screaming and breaking his own children's musical instruments.

Face it, Tom, nobody wants to have anything to do with a child molester who rapes dogs too.

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

If Tom could break himself as bad as he broke that flute, the world would have one less pedophile dogfucker

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What the heck, Tom, nobody showed up?

You don't think people might dishonestly placate you in person because of how scary and pushy and strange
you are, do you?

That would be just terrible!

To be totally fair to Tom, I'm sure they also dishonestly placate him because he hangs around exclusively with other random hobos, addicts, and losers.

Although the fact he's plainly mentally deranged probably helps as well.

 

[WASR96]

"I don't like to name people in public"

...What? Tom, the only two things you do with your facebook is advertised how you're currently being scammed and doxxing whoever is unfortunate enough to speak to you in real life.

 

[Banh Xeo]

I actually heard Christopher Anthony was a cool guy an super good at business