Australatina [15 June 18] Why Autistan Needs a Government. - Too long; don't care.

[Positron]

After all, fascist bootlicker farms would love to try to march in and destroy an Anarchist DemCon Australatina like Francisco Franco did against the Anarchists during the Spanish Civil War.

Who want an all-expense-paid vacation to a volcanic shithole country with frequent riots? Show of hands please?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Also has he given up censoring his real name

He probably didn't notice it was used. The idiot managed to "misgender" himself immediately after getting his cock chopped off, so it's pretty obvious that he forgets he's supposed to be a woman on a regular basis.

I've thought this same thing several times.

Most people, when dreaming up an invented world to this detail, would try to envision something where people are safe, happy and generally having a good quality of life by whatever means... even if those means aren't entirely realistic. I mean, look at Chris's imaginary world. There's adversity, but it's overcome and it's citizens end up having a laugh about it.

But in Phil's world, the fact that there's "anarchists" who riot often indicate that whatever world he's envisioning, is one filled with innocent people's homes and businesses being destroyed, people being assaulted, and overall a not very nice place to live.

Surely he's had to build a wall to keep all those people in? Cause I sure as fuck would bail out of a shithole country like that.

What fascinates me is how boring his autistic obsessions are. Chris spergs about magic hedgehogs and Pokeymans and Go-Bots, but those are at least exciting. Phil, meanwhile, spergs about bicycles and street signs and politics he doesn't understand.

That being said, anarchism being a successful means of government and Phil riding a bike are about as likely as magic hedgehogs, so I suppose there's some equivalence there.

 

[nvrwastetree]

A self-professed anarchist thinking that anarchy just = riots. Wew lad.
Turns out Autistan isn't actually anarchist at all then, it's just a capitalist country full of fuckheads like Phil. How are you fucking up your own autistic headcanon, lad?

Jesus Christ phil, such a autistic explaination for a country that DOESNT FUCKING EXIST. I don't think he realizes that if it were a real.country next to Canada and the us two things would happen. 1, if he were dictator, and only allowed Hispanics into the country and not white people, he would be deposed of his position immeadiatly (especially for the mass genocide of Jews), and 2, for the multiple threats he's made against the US, way would be inevitable and since Phil is stupid and didn't set up defenses along the Eastern seawall, the country would be blown off the map.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Has Phil forgotten that Autismlatina annexed part of Canada, or did Canada just take the territory back while the Australatinan soldiers were busy masturbating over road signs?

 

[Coldgrip]

We already invaded Phil, that's why you made so many changes to the road signs and sperg out about how the evil Kool Kiwi Kommandos are hiding around every corner.

We won Phil, we won.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I enjoy that he cut out my post right after that said Phil doesn’t know what anarchy is, then goes on to prove me right.

He cut your post, but kept my reply as well as the user who replied to my reply. It's obvious then that your words stung him more than mine. But yeah, Phil's fucking stupid.

 

[ON 190]

He cut your post, but kept my reply as well as the user who replied to my reply. It's obvious then that your words stung him more than mine. But yeah, Phil's fucking stupid.

Any words that aren’t asspats sting the fragile little potato.

Soon, though, there will be bacterial anarchy in that pouch of his.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

> Not so different than Venezuela

Not something I would be proud of Phil, just saying.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Just like Phil keeps changing his identity, Australatina supposedly keeps changing government.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

#peakautism

 

[wellthathappened]

Phil would just blame capitalist boogeymen for Venezuela's collapse.

 

[GethN7]

After parsing that autistic text wall, Phil has admitted his fictional country is based on political theory of purposely contradictory bullshit.

Anarchism, in its purest form, does not recognize the state as a legitimate entity. There is no "state" in anarchism.

While there are hybrids of anarchism and other political systems that are more plausible, pure anarchism in a nation-state is a bigger unicorn than communism.

At least communism, in theory, accepts the state as a transitory phase as a legitimate body. Anarchism, in its original intent, has no concept of political boundary and recognizes no form of boundary as legitimate.

 

[wellthathappened]

Ancoms make more sense than Phil, and Ancoms are borderline intolerable.

 

[The Dude]

That's incredibly stupid, even for Phil.

So phil just wants a discount outer heaven?

Outer Heaven was created as a place for warriors to live when their government no longer has a use for them. It's a place for warriors, by warriors where they will never be obsolete worthless.

Autism Island is similar only that it's a place for morons, by morons, and everyone is worthless. If it were real it would collapse faster that a house of cards in a tornado. Phil says that it only has a government out of fear that the US or Canada would invade it, but why would they bother? It has nothing of value to offer, nothing worth taking. I guess maybe some place like Cuba might invade only to expand their territory a bit, but the US has better things to do. The only way the US would get involved is to render aid after the government collapsed like it usually does whenever a third-world garbage pit that can't support itself suffers some major disaster.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

It’s Phil all over that justifying the system of government in your fantasy country to a bunch of strangers on the internet who really don’t care has higher priority than worrying about recovery from life changing surgery or the fact that you share your dwelling with an abusive drunk.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I bet the government of Australatina is really transphobic, too.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I think it was @Ravenor who said that Spudtopia going through political strife tends to dovetail with Phil having a stress attack and crashing into slumber or something...?

 

[Ravenor]

I think it was @Ravenor who said that Spudtopia going through political strife tends to dovetail with Phil having a stress attack and crashing into slumber or something...?

Yep it's part of the Stress cycle, when he's angry, upset or annoyed he derps off to his happy place where he feels in full control and nothing can harm him.

In this case, I am guessing it's more physical than anything metaphysical that's gnawing on his arse most likely the ditch is starting to hurt because he's low or running out of pain meds, likely relating to dialation or general post-surgical pain.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Yep it's part of the Stress cycle, when he's angry, upset or annoyed he derps off to his happy place where he feels in full control and nothing can harm him.

In this case, I am guessing it's more physical than anything metaphysical that's gnawing on his arse most likely the ditch is starting to hurt because he's low or ran out of pain meds, likely relating to dialation or general post-surgical pain.

Ohhh, poor manbabys feeling a bit of discomfort??? Well, maybe you should've thought of the outcome before you jumped in dick first Phil. Also, just wait until Phil becomes addicted and dependant on the pain killers he is taking. He thinks the pain sucks now??? Well, wait until you're addicted and run out and you start to withdrawal, that little bit of discomfort will turn into something 10x worse, he will wish he never had surgery. Hey Phillip, if you're reading this (which o know you are), care to share what kind of pain meds your Dr gave you (and don't say some OTC shit like tylonal, Motrin, or ibuprofen you pussy)??

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

After all, fascist bootlicker farms would love to try to march in and destroy an Anarchist DemCon Australatina like Francisco Franco did against the Anarchists during the Spanish Civil War.

Why would we try to raid an autistic imagination state? It's already being destroyed by its own.

lol calm down Phil