Tattoos [11/13/2017] Antifa Tattoo - Slingblade approves

[Tragi-Chan]

Toren approved because it depicts a bottle.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

This guy's tattoos are honestly better than Phil's, because at least they're all a coherent scheme. I mean, the message of the scheme is "No one will ever gain anything from interacting with me in any way and you should just stay as far away as possible", but at least it's all working together.

There on his face.

Jesus.

But phil looks like he tripped and fell into a giant vat full of misprinted stickers and they all permanently adhered to him, like the origin story of the world's most boring super villain. His ink is put together with all the planning and forethought of a three year old finger painting on the walls when their parent looks away. It's amazing someone could defile their body with such a thorough and meaningless stream of unrelated nonsense and visual noise. But I guess with Phil that's not a body worth respecting or preserving anyway.

Even those of us who think Phil is a useless lump of DNA see more value in him than he sees in himself. Phil has absolutely no respect for his own body or person... it's why he worships his fictitious personas... everything he invents is better than actually being who he is, in Phil's mind.

 

[DragoonSierra]

This guy's tattoos are honestly better than Phil's, because at least they're all a coherent scheme. I mean, the message of the scheme is "No one will ever gain anything from interacting with me in any way and you should just stay as far away as possible", but at least it's all working together.

I thought thats what Phils Tattoos spelled out as well.

 

[Mogambo]

But phil looks like he tripped and fell into a giant vat full of misprinted stickers and they all permanently adhered to him, like the origin story of the world's most boring super villain. His ink is put together with all the planning and forethought of a three year old finger painting on the walls when their parent looks away. It's amazing someone could defile their body with such a thorough and meaningless stream of unrelated nonsense and visual noise. But I guess with Phil that's not a body worth respecting or preserving anyway.

Well part of that is that Phil is a child, so he wants (and gets) stupid, childish things. But I also don't think he realizes tattoos are permanent. I mean, yes on some level he knows they are, but he's stuck in a sort of permanent adolescence. He genuinely doesn't think (or care) what his tattoos will look like in ten years. What matters is now, now, NOW! He's more concerned with impressing some ultra-liberal guy he's never met on Tumblr than worrying about himself, whether the tattoo is even relevant to him, or even if he will have a place to sleep in the next couple months. Hence he just keeps filling space, without any real consistency to his tattoos. It's also kind of revealing that he assumes everyone will get all of his stupid little analchest associations (bikes = Communism, so I have to get 20 bicycle related tattoos to show I'm really in cycling guys, also a rainbow flag, a trans flag and random words in Spanish!). Most people wouldn't even assuming they were dumb enough to look too closely at Phil. But he's running out of space because he HAD to fill it with pointless (and often repetitive) imagery.

I really must agree with Ravenor that we are seeing the end of Phil. I mean it's been a long, slow gradual decline, and every time you think he can't get any worse, he STILL manages to aurpaie you. It's actually quite amazing. Sort of. I actually wonder what will happen once Phil runs out of space to tattoo. I fully expect he would get a facial tattoo sooner or later. Truth be told, it wouldn't actually change much for him, as he doesn't have a job or social life. That's actually depressing, but true. Most people have some image they put out in public. Not Phil. Or rather, he gets off on portraying himself as the lowest of the low, so for him, a facial tattoo would sort of make sense. That or maybe getting his eyes tattooed. Oh God, he's probably dumb enough to do that too...

 

[The Dude]

The best thing to happen to Phil in a very, very long time was Presdent Trump being elected. It's given him a villain to rage against and It's given him an all new group of bat shit Leftards to glomb on to.

 

[Coldgrip]

The best thing to happen to Phil in a very, very long time was Presdent Trump being elected. It's given him a villain to rage against and It's given him an all new group of bat shit Leftards to glomb on to.

Those leftards he's trying to glomb onto are going to get him into deep shit. I think he's going to wind up a patsy for some slightly more functional kook's autistic plan to cause trouble.

 

[DavidFerrie]

I swear -- every week, Philthy becomes an ever-broader and -sillier caricature of an SJW.

If the Trumptards want to re-elect their guy with a landslide in 2020, they should make this fat, grotesque headcase the Willie Horton of the Internet Era, and relentlessly push him as The Face of the American Political/Cultural Left through Election Day.

 

[Bungleboy]

He's going to be more abscess than person before long

 

[Mogambo]

Those leftards he's trying to glomb onto are going to get him into deep shit. I think he's going to wind up a patsy for some slightly more functional kook's autistic plan to cause trouble.

Maybe. Phil's biggest failures (and there are a LOT of them!) are mostly self-inflicted though, albeit by a desire to fit in with what he perceives to be the "far left," or "leftist activism" (or rather slacktivism). Phil wants desperately to be perceived as hardcore, but at the same time, he's painfully vanilla and has thus far managed to associate mostly with other troons. He's surprisingly canny at ingratiating himself to dangerhaired Tumblrinas while mostly avoiding the truly unsavory elements. Granted he can't get away with it forever. Honestly I can see himself throwing his lot in with a really bad crowd as he wears out his welcome, but so far he's managed to waddle his way through life with relatively few consequences. I foresee him going out with a whimper rather than a bang, appropriately enough. When he's well and truly homeless, and old (relatively), he's going to be fucked. He hasn't saved up money, he won't have many friends or even casual acquaintances to mooch off of, and he won't be able to use the youth centres. Plus he's never really had to live on the streets so he never developed street smarts. While he avoids conflict, he doesn't exactly seem like he could survive very long without being able to buy cheese and pizza. I could totally see him starving in some back alley.