10 reasons why Americans are the one of stupidest laziest group of GLP addicted diabetics on the planet. - (Notice the phrase "one of" before your illiteracy prevents you from getting the gist.)

[Soup Sammiches]

So's your face.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

So's your face.

We don't talk about the jowl situation around here.

 

[Drip Torch]

White sugary "bread" is cake.
For some reason, Americans are scared to death to eat anything overseas and not "American". A entire nation of @ Mound Dwellers.

 

[Super Guido]

White sugary "bread" is cake.
For some reason, Americans are scared to death to eat anything overseas and not "American". A entire nation of @ Mound Dwellers.

People having plebeian tastes ruffles my feathers sometimes, not going to lie.

 

[Drip Torch]

People having plebeian tastes ruffles my feathers sometimes, not going to lie.

Traveling the world (for profit and blood money), it is critical to know how and what is safe to eat. I dont need to explain how how the modern 'merican schmuck fails at this.
Im not feeling mean enough to talk about American taste in beer.

Funny how this thread about lazy Americans attempts to melt their own flesh and refusing to eat food .

 

[Banquet Meal]

 

[General Patton]

I don't know, man. I've seen a lot of obese Brits.

 

[souschef]

I don't know, man. I've seen a lot of obese Brits.

Did they eat breaded butter? Americans do

https://www.eater.com/2011/8/10/6663841/a-deep-fried-stick-of-butter-on-a-stick-at-the-iowa-state-fair

 

[playswithsticks]

Did they eat breaded butter? Americans do

https://www.eater.com/2011/8/10/6663841/a-deep-fried-stick-of-butter-on-a-stick-at-the-iowa-state-fair

The bongs are more sophisticated and need the complex flavours of a deep fried Mars bar instead of merely butter.

 

[General Patton]

Did they eat breaded butter? Americans do

https://www.eater.com/2011/8/10/6663841/a-deep-fried-stick-of-butter-on-a-stick-at-the-iowa-state-fair

Why you gotta ruin toasted bread for me, man. Now I have to put something else on it.