FIGGIN [10 Feb 18] Contract of Slavery

[Tragi-Chan]

Someone thought, "Well, I enjoy slave play. How can I take all the fun out of it? I know, I'll draw up a huge, autistic document about it."

It's pretty sad coming up with this huge long contract. It's sadder still that Phil is so lazy that he's copying and pasting it from someone else. It's even sadder that he's putting it online to show what an amazing sex life he has, when we know that the closest he comes to sub/dom play is Toren locking him out of his own bedroom. But the saddest thing of all is that his "domme" is an imaginary friend named Xochi.

 

[MMX]

But the saddest thing of all is that his "domme" is an imaginary friend named Xochi.

The closest Phil came to a domme was when he handcuffed himself to the radiator after he came home drunk and Toren just left him there

 

[AnOminous]

It's sadder still that Phil is so lazy that he's copying and pasting it from someone else. It's even sadder that he's putting it online to show what an amazing sex life he has, when we know that the closest he comes to sub/dom play is Toren locking him out of his own bedroom.

I don't even think Anal Rips does that for any sexual reason. He just can't stand Phil and wants him to fuck off.

 

[MMX]

Phil was already identifying as trans then, and travelling between Portland and Berkeley area. He crashed with a
Phil's had a known interest in BDSM for many years. He has been in at least 2 relationships where he was some flavor of sub if I remember correctly. I wouldn't put much stock in the masculine terms for the Master here, as pronouns may mean something

I think some clarity is needed
Phil CLAIMED subservient relationships with both Dusty and John but this was not the case.
Phil relationship with John was fanfic/stalking and his relationship with dusty was never sexual but mostly a power trip for our fav salmon slasher. Long story short when Phil became socially embarrassing to dusty he would have Phil respond to commands like a dog and sit quietly until he was commanded to do otherwise.
His relationship with Maria had Phil as the bitch but not in anyway he liked and begging markle to ride the tism train doesn't count as a submissive relationship.
We know he tried to get Jordan to do some kinky stuff like the Figging but again the extent of this appears to be locking Phil in restraints and leaving him.
From what little tweaker said about sexy time with Phil his autism leaves him pretty dead to sensation and he's basically happy to be left in restraints and flopping about on the floor like a dying fish with a baton up its ass.

It's an irony that Phil INSISTS he's a bondage queen with a horde of paypigs yet ends up the bitch within his own mind.

 

[MasterDisaster]

This is the contents of at least three different "slave contracts" copied from various places around the internet. "Charlie" is no doubt some rando third party Phil doesn't even know, and the alternating pronouns are artefacts left over from multiple people who posted different bits of it before. Phil not only didn't write it; he didn't bother to edit it into a single, consistent document and remove all the redundancies (kinda hard to do when you're caressing your girldick with one hand and C&P'ing with the other, I guess).

Welcome to Phil's fantasy life, where he spends his days on all fours, sucking cock when he isn't aiming his stinkditch at Master Tugboat.

This is absolutely a copy-and-paste from elsewhere. No way in hell Phil would be able to write this shit. He's definitely tugging the acorn to it, though.

Lol, slave to his headmate. I hope he gets this 'contract' tattooed on him like his slave number is (three times, no less).

I'd bet money some of this came from Fifty Shades of Gray.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

3I. The slave will maintain her physique and hygiene to standards set forth by Master. She will maintain a taut, hairless body with a flat belly and a hip-to-waist ratio of no more than 0.7.

 

[Mogambo]

This is the contents of at least three different "slave contracts" copied from various places around the internet. "Charlie" is no doubt some rando third party Phil doesn't even know, and the alternating pronouns are artefacts left over from multiple people who posted different bits of it before. Phil not only didn't write it; he didn't bother to edit it into a single, consistent document and remove all the redundancies (kinda hard to do when you're caressing your girldick with one hand and C&P'ing with the other, I guess).

Pretty much. It'd be even funnier if he did edit some of the pronouns but gave up half way through because he is that stupid and lazy and probably didn't bother reading even half of the crap he posted. He just saw the word slave and wanted to be edgy.

I'd bet money some of this came from Fifty Shades of Gray.

Oh dear God, of course it would be that crap. Phil likes anything popular and mainstream. What are the odds he'll start fixating on Christian Grey now in addition to Kylo Ren? Do they sell 50 Shades of Grey merch at Hot Topic?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

As long as Jingles runs free, so does Phil's heart.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

What kind of fuckin' Red endorses slavery?

 

[Coldgrip]

What kind of fuckin' Red endorses slavery?

The kind that's actually a filthy fascist that believes he'd be spared in the cleansing sweeps a fascist society would enact.