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- 30 Lis 2014
Nudes 4 foodz people!
bet you wish you could eat that knife.
10-8-16 Phil is hungry - And possibly thirsty
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- 8 Maj 2015
Phil could do cam shows, imagine!
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- 18 Wrz 2014
You know what I love about this it's only been a few day's since he's been paid and he's already out of fucking money for basics, having said that I'm not sure Phil is even aware of how to cook a meal even something as basic as a fried egg, back at home his mum did everything for him, and for the last 5 years he's lived off fast food and the occasional handout all of that has been precooked or didn't need cooking to begin with.
I find the idea of him cooking both hallerious and horrorfying, he's the kind of idiot who could set a pan of water on fire but at the same time he's playing around with fire and with the amount of pleather he's waring he's light up like a roman candle, an combine that with the amount of blubber he's lugging around that's a fire that could burn for days.
The Discworld once again provides a good anolouge to Phil - On the Disc troll's have a reverse kinda strip tease going on where a female troll end's up doing a dance that ends up with them wearing seven layers of clothing, an some point out that's a serious improvement.
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- 21 Wrz 2014
I'll guarantee that if one of the other crazy Portland troons dropped of a food parcel to him, Phil would whine about it.
Looks like he's just going to have to survive on community pantries and soup kitchens for now.
Oh look - you can get emergency food assistance 24/7 from a police station. The police will even fucking deliver it.
And this place is in Beaverton and doesn't even require ID or proof of income.
Looks like he's just going to have to survive on community pantries and soup kitchens for now.
Oh look - you can get emergency food assistance 24/7 from a police station. The police will even fucking deliver it.
And this place is in Beaverton and doesn't even require ID or proof of income.
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- 13 Cze 2016
Do we need nudes of Phil or are there some already floating out there?
The only reason I ask is because I think he is a legit potato wearing a human suit and want to see if my hypothesis is correct.
The only reason I ask is because I think he is a legit potato wearing a human suit and want to see if my hypothesis is correct.
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- 26 Maj 2013
Lets bankroll Phil getting naked for lulz!
Actually, fuck it. Let him get so hungry he tries eating his pleather shit.
Actually, fuck it. Let him get so hungry he tries eating his pleather shit.
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- 28 Kwi 2015
There's pictures of his baby dick on his Tumblr. So, if you want to see that, you're free to go there. He also has the pepperoni nipple thing going on like opl.
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- 4 Mar 2015
We've unfortunately seen his dick in the "look no balls!" pictures.
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- 24 Wrz 2015
Phil's hunger would pale in comparison to the thirst of whoever bought nudes of him.
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- 4 Mar 2015
This place even has a charity called "izzy's kids". How appropriate.
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- 7 Lut 2013
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- 24 Kwi 2016
He would need a computer, or at least to upload vids a camera better than a phone one.
Even under communism people starved. Phil's going for the authentic experience.
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- 6 Cze 2015
He should use his very expensive knife and go hunt some animals for dinner.