[10-6-16] Phil needs bedding - After buying a $100 knife
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- Dołączono
- 13 Lip 2015
Phil's got a knife, so he can cut up his carpet and use that as a blanket.
I think he's outsmarted us all.
I think he's outsmarted us all.
- Dołączono
- 30 Lis 2014
If only there was a way to get the farms logo printed on some sheets.....
- Dołączono
- 28 Kwi 2015
I'm hoping to get the address soon. But to be fair, there's not going to be an address.
An Ounce of Vagina
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- Dołączono
- 3 Lut 2013
Pretty sure the kind he uses accept cash only and charge by the hour. He's probably the only person not connected to prostitution who rents one.
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Even though, in a fantastic bit of irony, he claims to be a sex worker.
- Dołączono
- 18 Maj 2014
Phil reminds me of that one Simpsons episode.
(Homer finds a $100 Bill under the couch)
Homer - "Aww man I wanted a peanut!"
Homer's brain - "A hundred dollars can buy many peanuts."
Homer - "Explain"
Homer's brain - "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Homer - "Shut up brain!"
Functional Animal
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- 17 Mar 2015
I was thinking about this earlier as well. I wasn't gonna spend that kind of money on taters though. I was thinking like one of those cheap fleece throws they sell at Wal-Mart or something similarly cheap, then make a large stencil and just spray paint the KiwiFarms logo on it. Couldn't be any worse than his vest that's been spray painted multiple times.
Of course this would necessitate he actually have a reliable address to ship something to, such as the apartment he claims to be getting. Which is most likely a lie.
One thing that's a bit telling is his asking for monetary donations, and not, say, physical items. Even ordered through an Amazon wish list or something. I wonder how he'd respond to being asked about such a thing, and what his likely excuse is.
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- 22 Lip 2013
Phil hates cops until he needs to snitch. Phil hates cis white men until he needs a bed to sleep on.
Maybe if he wasn't such a prick, people would be more inclined to help him out. Well, that and the fact that in the past month Phil has spent enough money on worthless crap he doesn't need that he could afford a decent mattress with the headboard he wants to be chained to.
Maybe if he wasn't such a prick, people would be more inclined to help him out. Well, that and the fact that in the past month Phil has spent enough money on worthless crap he doesn't need that he could afford a decent mattress with the headboard he wants to be chained to.
- Dołączono
- 28 Gru 2014
He blew all his money on a "Scream" knife.
- Dołączono
- 29 Mar 2014
Phil didn't bother to pack one in the "Camping Backpack Of Fail," so he's not about to buy one now.
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- 24 Lip 2013
Phil's SSDI is given to him each month one of two ways.
1) he has an SSDI debit card that they reload with more money each month
2) they direct deposit his payment into a bank account each month which he has a debit card from
I don't know which one he has, though I'm leaning towards the second.
- Dołączono
- 15 Sty 2014
So... does this mean he managed to get a bed in the last 24 hours?
- Dołączono
- 10 Lis 2015
And they can get a deposit from that?