[1-16-2017] Phil is called out for making death threats; blames his headmates - "I am going to demand accountability and investigate my system for this."

[Florence]

It really does make him look like a developmentally-disabled child. So, you know: true and honest.

 

[Trombonista]

*Ricky Ricardo voice* Xochi, you've got some splainin' to do!

 

[Dentontx]

*Ricky Ricardo voice*

Moar liek Ricky Retardo amirite.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Five+ years of mostly elective homelessness. Being transtrender had fuck all to do with it.

 

[Apocalypso]

Richard "Terra" Jones was found giving money to Phil.

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Buffalo Bill saw the post in his own thread and decided to direct a Facebook post towards the Farms so he could virtue signal. This ended up backfiring a bit as a Jessica Norick showed up to accuse Phil of making death threats and thanks to the melted garbage bag's desire for asspats it was all on a public post.

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Edit: C.I.S. deputy director Smutley says Phil definitely did make the threats, before his current "alters" were even a thing.

There's far too much tomPHILery going on around here.

 

[Lurkette]

I think many of the bad decisions she has made were because of lack of support and isolating her is not going to help

I read "isolating" as "tolerating" and was very confused why they had suddenly sprouted a brain and were talking common sense until i reread

 

[Pikonic]

Even Phil dosen't deserve HIV.

I agree, Phil doesn't need a legitimate reason to get pity.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Have we always been able to see his bald spots through the vents of the bike helmet, or has Phil lost even more hair recently?

 

[Spudnik]

And the shitting on a holocaust memorial.

Excuse me, attempted shitting. Phils such a failure he can't even desecrate a holocaust memorial right.

What does Phil even need to "rebuild" from? to rebuild something, it must have been built first, and all phils ever done is ride buses up and down the west coast.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Have we always been able to see his bald spots through the vents of the bike helmet, or has Phil lost even more hair recently?

He's been coming his hair forward lately to hide his receding hairline. I think the helmet just pushed it back.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What does Phil even need to "rebuild" from?

Very spuddy choices.

stuff from storage

Has Phil even finished moving all those maps and bondage gear yet?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Has Phil even finished moving all those maps and bondage gear yet?

Last I heard he was ebegging to get funds for one of his enablers gal pals to drive down to Oakland with him and bring it all back up.

 

[Positron]

He's been coming his hair forward lately to hide his receding hairline. I think the helmet just pushed it back.

The recent wildly unkempt pics are likely him trying to hide his bald spot too.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You know when a little girl has a tea party with her dolls? That's kind of how I imagine Phil investigating his system.

 

[bacterium]

Im sorry what the fuck?

I only started following Phil a few months ago and even I know about the hivvy.

And he lies about it. If he were truthful about it and sought treatment, even I would offer the shitbag some help. As I assume a couple other C.I.S. agents would.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

"Threaten to kill you? I don't...HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! Xochi! You precocious little scamp, did you threaten to kill someone, AGAIN? Gosh darn it you little so-and-so!"

All of these people. My God.

 

[Adamska]

Eh, they're all self-serving shitboots, especially Dickie. I'm not surprised they would reluctantly back the losing horse... who will never give them anything they want but negative attention.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

You ever met a guy who wears sunglasses indoors and during nighttime

my vision is augmented

 

[4Macie]

NOW Phil claims he doesn't know what headmates do when they're in charge... but just last month he was talking about how he knew what every headmate did, who chained up who, and who fought The Man.

So you know what they do, or you don't Phil. Pick one.


Now that the headmate lie has been accepted as a form of blame transfer, I can see Phil using it more and more to get out of socially awkward moments. "Phil took the money and bought X,Y,Z instead of paying for housing!" "No! It was Headmate #9001! I'll demand answers and hold whomever did this responsible!"

 

[muh_moobs]

You know when a little girl has a tea party with her dolls? That's kind of how I imagine Phil investigating his system.