09/25/17 - Phil Still Wants To Die - Finally realizing that he's truly alone

[MG 620]

you know i was banned for like a year and phil was saying the same shit back then and yall still getting worked up over the exact same stuff now

No one is getting worked up by anything Phil says or does, not even Phil.

 

[LikeicareKF]

No one is getting worked up by anything Phil says or does, not even Phil.

You have here a 6 page thread that is identical to at least 100 other threads in this sub

 

[MG 620]

You have here a 6 page thread that is identical to at least 100 other threads in this sub

It still doesn't mean people care about Phil in any way. He's funny to laught about.

 

[LikeicareKF]

It still doesn't mean people care about Phil in any way. He's funny to laught about.

You think its funny to read a near identical facebook post every day for years?

 

[MG 620]

You think its funny to read a near identical facebook post every day for years?

Yes. It's a daily dose of Potato insanity.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

So Phil wants to die? Big whoop, so does everyone else on this forum. He ain't special.

 

[The Dude]

Phil is right though, he IS disposable. When you contribute nothing to society or the people near you and are nothing but a financial and emotional drain on everyone, then you are indeed disposable. There is no reason to keep someone around who is nothing but a leach on society.

 

[nhocgreen]

Why doesn't he take a large amount of aspirin and drink it with absinthe? Sounds toxic.

Because Phil's painkiller of choice to overdose is ibuprofen, kiwi.

 

[The Dude]

Shit or get off the pot, Phil.

 

[Hyperion]

Because Phil's painkiller of choice to overdose is ibuprofen, kiwi.

I wonder what the cops thought when Phil told them he took six Midol and wanted to die?

Normally the correct response to someone that's suicidal is telling them to go take some Midol so I commend the Portland PD for adapting to the situation.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

No one wants Phil's wood.

Genius

Phil doesn't want his wood either, according to some sources.

 

[AR Posse]

Unfortunatley this is what happens when you burn bridges with every single irl friend. Online friends are good for asspats, not so much for helping you out when you need. Obligatory no body owes you anything phil, no one "let" you be homeless but yourself.

Flip-a-do Phil

 

[Optimus Prime]

Flip-a-do Phil

That legitimately sounds like a nickname.

 

[MasterDisaster]

That legitimately sounds like a nickname.

Way better than Izzy 'no one calls me this' Hell.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Way better than Izzy 'no one calls me this' Hell.

Does he still insist on using that nickname?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Does he still insist on using that nickname?

You bet.
First rule about a nickname; if you give it to yourself it doesn't count.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Hes called that because everyone asks "Is Izzy in Hell yet?"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Hes called that because everyone asks "Is Izzy in Hell yet?"

I thought it was because spending any time around him is hell.

 

[AnOminous]

Hes called that because everyone asks "Is Izzy in Hell yet?"

Not a single living person other than Phil himself has ever called him "Izzy Hell."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

more like izzy smell ha ha