FIGGIN 09/06/16 phil draws self portrait

[CatParty]

 

[Smutley]

What's going on with his shoulder? He has like this super tiny glenoid socket and a normal sized arm.

 

[APerson]

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So even in his self-image fantasies, he still looks like a potato.

 

[Twrx]

I like how he gives himself so much hair.

 

[Very Honest Content]

That housing would be better used on a poor young woman who has children she's trying support by working three minimum wage jobs than a fat white middle aged guy who decides to stay outside by being unemployed, like at a convenience store chain, for example.

 

[Dr.Research]

This is actually better than I expected. It's not good, but it's better than Sonichu. I actually kind of like the coloring.

Still, I don't think vaguely threatening the housing department will help anything. I know 'Bitch Better Have My X' is a pretty common phrase, but the fact it reminds of me that god awful Rhianna song makes it even worse.

 

[CatParty]

same askew eyes

 

[KFC]

What's going on with his shoulder? He has like this super tiny glenoid socket and a normal sized arm.
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Phil is bad at coloring.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

 

[Billy_Sama]

I got your housing right here Phil

Spoiler: Non CIS housing only

 

[Sandwichu]

Well, it is kinda accurate. I gotta congratulate Phil for not drawing himself as an idealistic latinx warrior undead princess, but as the shambling potato that looks back at him from mirrors every day of his life.
Also, it seems we all agree that making vague threats to whatever housing program Phil is applying is not a good strategy to assure approval.

 

[BillRiley]

Well, he got the 'dead fish' look about right, so...

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Nah, you can wait for housing no-one owes you like everyone else, Phil.

That sense of entitlement, as massive as his flabby neck.

 

[LD 3187]

Null should hire Phil to draw his logo.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Inb4 wave of Phil fan art.

 

[Hyperion]

wow such feminine very trans

Add 200 pounds and its on point

 

[MMX]

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It reminds me of Bill Paxtons punk from the terminator

Except Bill was more feminine

 

[An Ghost]

new tattoo when?

 

[Pina Colada]

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Spoiler: Found his brother!

 

[Arkangel]

I want to see what would happen if someone as dysfunctional as Phil somehow got housing. I can see him wreaking everything and getting stuck with a bill for repairs.