FIGGIN 06/30/17 Home Invasion Phrets & PTSD - Imma shoot some kiwis

[The Dude]

Honestly, what I'd want more than anything is for someone to bust in, take that stupid pea shooter out of his hands, break it, and just walk right back out. Not do anything to Phil himself, but just take away his security blanket.

Yeah, violence towards Phil wasn't in my hypothetical scenario. This would be perfect, honestly. Just to show him he's not the tough guy he thinks he is, nor is he secure because of a cheap-ass airsoft gun and Bud-K knives. But, I mean, who would do it? It wouldn't be worth the effort for anyone.

 

[Coldgrip]

But, I mean, who would do it? It wouldn't be worth the effort for anyone.

He'll wind up doing it himself. Given how much of an uncoordinated tard he is I'm betting he'll at some point wind up breaking the damn thing as he attempts to do some autistic wannabe commando drill while playing make believe or he'll step on it.

Or Jonathan breaks it in a vodka fueled fit.

 

[Piss Clam]

He might be on the federal list so he can't buy an actual gun. Doctors have the authority to report and add your name to the list.

Oddly, the next State over from me which is very gun restrictive, reports fewer people than the pro gun state I live in.

 

[The Dude]

He might be on the federal list so he can't buy an actual gun. Doctors have the authority to report and add your name to the list.

Oddly, the next State over from me which is very gun restrictive, reports fewer people than the pro gun state I live in.

It all depends on the state. There are many states which have deemed that unconstitutional because biased doctors could easily abuse their authority and declare all their patients "unfit" for gun ownership to further their political agendas.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I thought his McCain incident would've put him on a list, anyways.

Doesn't matter, he won't get a gun. He was happy enough spending 30$ on a toy.

 

[cuddle striker]

if he's ever been held for suicide watch in a hospital, the attending doctor could list him, in Oregon. don't know about CA.

 

[Mogambo]

I thought his McCain incident would've put him on a list, anyways.

I would certainly hope so.

 

[AnOminous]

I would certainly hope so.

Once the SS ever pays attention to you, you're on their radar for good.

 

[Mogambo]

Once the SS ever pays attention to you, you're on their radar for good.

Ironically, in actually pro-gun ownership. Or at least I have no problem with private citizens doing what they want provided they aren't going out murdering people or something. Fairly reasonable position I think. I just like seeing idiots like Phil get slapped down for being idiots.

 

[MG 620]

Once the SS ever pays attention to you, you're on their radar for good.

For a second I thought you meant Something Sensitive LOL. And it still applies.

Yes, I've just been reading their massive troon threads.

 

[Mogambo]

For a second I thought you meant Something Sensitive LOL. And it still applies.

Yes, I've just been reading their massive troon threads.

Or maybe Schutzstaffel. Phil would probably like that too much though, which is weird for a guy who's supposedly gay/trans, mentally challenged and not white, basically groups the Nazis murdered IRL, but hey maybe he just likes the uniforms

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Phil obviously isn't going to actually kill anyone. His threats are just empty bluster so he can congratulate himself for when no one attacks him because he scared them away.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Phil obviously isn't going to actually kill anyone. His threats are just empty bluster so he can congratulate himself for when no one attacks him because he scared them away.

He barely has any asspatters left so now he's resorting to doing things so he can asspat himself later.

 

[ON 190]

He barely has any asspatters left so now he's resorting to doing things so he can asspat himself later.

Maybe we should donate an asspatting machine to him. I have a couple spare small hydraulic pistons (don't ask) I can donate to the cause, and I'm pretty handy when it comes to basic machine logic... so the controller would be smarter than Phil.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Maybe we should donate an asspatting machine to him. I have a couple spare small hydraulic pistons (don't ask) I can donate to the cause, and I'm pretty handy when it comes to basic machine logic... so the controller would be smarter than Phil.

If you could find some way to sync it up to Tumblr, you could sell it to every cow out there. There's your retirement fund right there.

 

[ON 190]

If you could find some way to sync it up to Tumblr, you could sell it to every cow out there. There's your retirement fund right there.

You have no idea how tempting it is to do that. I'd just need money to build them on a large scale... and I don't want to crowdsource, lest it get tainted by SJWs.