FIGGIN 06/29/2017 - "Happy 480 Days no balls whatsoever" - Up Close & Personal with Phil's Nutsack

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I liked how his reason for not showing a picture of him on a scale was his claim that "KIWI FARMERS WANT ME TO STAND NAKED ON A SCALE" even though no one had ever said anything about nudity.

He must be down to a svelte 110 or so since he's so confident now.
 
Haha nice tuckjob Phil, I'm sure those conveniently pressed thighs aren't hiding any testicles. Shame we don't have anyone to challenge him to do a video where he shows his undercarriage to prove he isn't full of shit, he'd shit a brick because there'd be nowhere to hide the truth.
 
Imagine being a tranny and having a micropenis that couldn't ever be turned into a neovagina even if you had all the money in the world.

HRT actually shrinks your penis and testicles, witch makes them easier to hide.
But Phil isn't on HRT and he just has a genuinely tiny dick.

In some cases were there is less skin available (like with a tiny dick or a orchiectomy),
they will graph skin from the leg or another body part for vaginoplasty (SRS). But that is rare and most surgeons don't want to do that because of potential risks.
This is the problem a orchiectomy can cause, and this is also why if you get a orchiectomy you have to keep the skin stretched so the skin can be used later on.
This is also why some transgender woman get prosthetic testicles put in during the orchiectomy, so the skin is guaranteed to stay in a useable state, without having to worry about keeping it stretched.

The other problem Phil has is that he is fat.
Some SRS surgeons will refuse to work on fat people and people have been refused SRS due to being over weight especially if they have diabetes.
Because of potential bacteria build up and the possibility of blood clot that have a hightened risk in obese people particularly with diabetes.

If anyone has questions feel free to ask.

:cryblood::
After two years of HRT (starting when I was 17) my penis is still not as small as Phil's... :pickle:
I don't know weather to laugh or cry....

Edi: Spee3lling
Edit 2: fixed spoilers.
 
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It's so small I don't know why he's bothering to try and get a vaginoplasty.AUGH YEAH

I doubt even his ass patters believe he got his nuts chopped. Phil is the most try hard fake tranny on earth.
 
I've seen pre-op FTMs with bigger dicks, goddamn.

Also, Phil has his balls tucked up inside him. Water is wet. Grass is green. More at 11.
 
I don't understand why he feels this is something he needs to show off. It's not like anything's changed since the last time he did this, and it's not like anyone wanted to see his microdick in the first place. Is it tied in with his claim that we're all chasers? In his autistic imagination, is there some population of people thirsty for images of a fat unwashed tranny's unimpressive genitalia?
 
Just imagine not only having a penis that tiny but being proud of it :story:

You know what the potential tragedy of it all might be? He's at full chub.

That his ballsack is so stretchy is a sure sign that he was lying.

Man, that is an awesome sentence. I like it! I gotta find other occasions to use that sentence.

Somebody: Hey, HSMOF, why do you think the Church accepted certain works into the Bible, but rejected others?

HSMOF: Because his ballsack is so stretchy is a sure sign that he was lying.
 
Nobody who didn't still have balls would go to so much effort to fake not having them.
 
At last, something Phil genuinely does better than Chris at having.

And of course it's the one thing Phil insists he doesn't have.
So not only does Chris pass better as a woman but he's also better hung.

Any other person would seriously consider eating a gun, but Phil? Phil doubles down thinking he can somehow one-up a sped that doesn't even remember him.
 
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