06/01/2016 - Phil Pheels He Has No Phriends :-( - "I know that you are treating me like shit at every opportunity possible…"

[Baguette]

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Home boy looks like a thumb.

 

[Hyperion]

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wow it looks like someone just removed the side of his head lol

also nice chins

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Beautiful! His neck wattle and lunch lady arms look like they're getting even fatter.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Actually this is the only thing that's come close to making me feel bad for Phil, because it's a reminder of the fact that he's legitimately developmentally disabled.
Being a tard is no excuse for being an asshole, I've met plenty of friendly likeable tards in my life. But just now, this month, this year, after everything that's been happening, now Phil looks up and goes "Huh, I don't have any friends?!". And that's as pathetic as pathetic can be. He doesn't really deserve much sympathy. I mean he cold-cocked his mother. But if anything could make me feel a pang of pity for someone, it's being so unbelievably stupid that they could make up an imaginary country because they have no friends, spend years on end willingly homeless, attack everyone they see, get abused by a hideous ogre in a dress, and then look up and go "Hey... wait a minute... I have no friends!"

It's legit sad. Except it's Phil, so fuck him.

Also this thread makes me want to host a game of D&D where every villain is based off a lolcow. See if anyone notices.

I'm actually running a D&D game over discord that is basically Darkest Dungeon but with Chris. Already DSP and Sick Nick have shown up as villains.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I'm not saying it didn't happen, but at the same time Phil's dumb enough to pretend it did even if it didn't.

The question is more that if it didn't happen, does he just pretend that it did happen, or has he convinced himself that it did happen to the point that he remembers it happening?

It's not hard to imagine Phil gaslighting himself into believing his own legend, especially when he doesn't realize how it makes him look.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Bulking up nicely Phil. Still look fuck all like a woman though.

 

[Lysistrata]

The only feminine thing about him is that he could probably pull off Ursula at Halloween quite well, if he put in a bit of effort (I know, I know, ).

 

[Fareal]

I wish we would stop comparing his appearance to that of a lunch lady.

- Lunch ladies feed hungry kids each day. This is enormously more socially beneficial than anything Phil does;

- No one with hygiene like that is being allowed to handle food in the workplace, ever

 

[Henry Bemis]

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[nhocgreen]

Oh shit, that's what been bothering me about that photo, but I couldn't quite place it until your post.

Also does he have a goiter or something?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

What's the point of a neck tattoo your fat covers so no-one can see it? Is that studded collar stuck in there somewhere too, and his neck has just swallowed it up?

 

[Sparklepants]

This was from his Tumblr and he never gets any reposts on his Tumblr. Does anyone with access to his FB or Instagram know if he posted it there/got any comments? Maybe @auroraboreanaz or @Ravenor ?

His Instagram gets 0 comments and maybe 3 likes per post.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Also does he have a goiter or something?

Phil's a pretty unfortunate-looking guy, but I think his chin flab is his worst (physical) feature. Like, he's obviously overweight, but his wattle seems to be disproportionately large.

 

[Adamska]

I think it's his face in general (especially his FAS eyes), combined with that smug smirk he reflexively dons.

Either way, I find it amusing he's trying to bait pity on the site that conveniently won't ban him due to suicide threats.

 

[MasterDisaster]

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He should try drawing a bath. It's something he needs to practice.

 

[auroraboreanaz]

This was from his Tumblr and he never gets any reposts on his Tumblr. Does anyone with access to his FB or Instagram know if he posted it there/got any comments? Maybe @auroraboreanaz or @Ravenor ?

He posted it, I can't recall any comments. He's posted some decently amusing shit the last few days, I've just been preoccupied. I'll throw some shots in the Misc. Facebook Posts thread later.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I think it's his face in general (especially his FAS eyes), combined with that smug smirk he reflexively dons.

Does FAS give him that weirdly specific problem where one eye is smaller than the other and they don't line up? Regardless, that smirk is what really causes his Backpfeifengesicht.