FIGGIN 06/01/17 Bouncin' & Squeaking Video

[The Lawgiver]

Never before have I seen someone claim grunting like they're jerking it on camera is autistic stimming.
Granted, it's more believable than the .gif files of the transtrenders with the fidget spinners dancing like mentally disabled children for autism points, but only barely.

 

[The Dude]

That was...something. The cat noises made it really disturbing.

 

[Big Nasty]

Somebody upload this shit to Xhamster

 

[Ray Streip]

Holy shit, it's an actual video of him bouncing and squeaking: I never thought I'd see the day, I'd only read about this in threads before.

Was he fucking jerking it to us?

Can you blame him? We're pretty fuckable.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

This is one of those posts where I'm glad I read through instead of watching the video on the front page.

Even if it's unlikely that he's whacking it hoping the farms will watch, I'm not taking the chance. Just like with some of the recent CWC Sorbet videos, I'll take your word for it that this is horrific.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Man, this new reboot trailer for The Hills Have Eyes is sick.

 

[Twrx]

Welp, I don't think we have a good megathread for his instagram videos when they come up, and while I was catching up on this weeks collection of pictures and videos, I came across this beautiful gem and felt that it deserved to be shared with the rest of the outside world as I haven't seen any sign of it yet here on the farms.

Tagging @Ravenor because he'll get a laugh out of it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sDwGMbR7FDY
And really, I think this video perfectly encompasses everything that we've seen in past videos of why he just can't stay still for the life of him. I'm nearly at the point that I would put down money on a bet that he's almost always constantly 'stimming' to some degree of the word.

It's also interesting how hard he's doubling down on the 'I'm autistic' facet of his life all over again.

Also, what is it with that fucking 'smug taters' smirk that shows up a couple times during the video for no discernible reason.

I just listened to the video through my headphones. I'm pretty sure Phil is playing with his micro dick. You can hear the bed squeeking and hear that "slap slap slap"

 

[muh_moobs]

For some reason his facial expressions reminded me of edarem . . .

So I did a thing. I present to you, "Pretty Spud".

 

[Zim]

Anything to get asspats and sympathy bux eh Phil?

 

[Smutley]

Well, that was... surreal. Add night vision and you've got something straight out of a found footage horror movie.

 

[Count Hoarduon]

But he's a 'True and Honest' Latinx Trans Womyn! Even his recent pictures just scream feminine in nature!
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What does that shirt say? Fear this queer trash bag?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

What does that shirt say? Fear this queer trash bag?

I think it might be "FEAR THIS QUEER - I BASH BACK"? It's a pretty old shirt of his, he had it before all the tattoos anyway.

 

[ON 190]

I finally gave in and decided to watch the video... he's spanking it. There is zero doubt in my mind.

I need a shower. With bleach.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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I wonder how many Buddhists Phil offended with that.

 

[Twrx]

I wonder how many Buddhists Phil offended with that.

Not to a log. But I'm a Buddhist, and one of my closest friends is as well. We both found it pretty offensive. But than I remember, it's Phil, and he doesn't understand Buddhism or it's tenants.

 

[ON 190]

Not to a log. But I'm a Buddhist, and one of my closest friends is as well. We both found it pretty offensive. But than I remember, it's Phil, and he doesn't understand Buddhism or it's tenants.

Out of curiosity, was it offensive enough to get you so pissed that you'd beat Phil with a crowbar?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

But than I remember, it's Phil, and he doesn't understand Buddhism or it's tenants.

Yeah, I doubt Phil knows there is more than one Buddha and different kinds of Buddhism. This is someone who thinks candy skulls are found in every Latin American culture.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

He wouldn't know his Theravada from his Mahayana if his dharma depended on it

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

He couldn't escape Samsara and get to Nirvana with both hands and a map through the eightfold path

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Sorry for double posting