Australatina 04/15/2017 - Dream: CW - Vehicular manslaughter - "Driving, somewhere in my imaginary country..."

[m0rnutz]

That is not what "GTA" means.

I don't think Phil has ever played past Vice City or San Andreas, honestly. They're the cheapest in the series, and the physics engine is so barebones you could run everyone off the streets.

In IV and V, if you aren't careful, you go flying out of the windshield, like Phil would.

 

[4Macie]

Phil constantly complains about car drivers ruining the world; drives a car even in his fantasy world.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil constantly complains about car drivers ruining the world; drives a car even in his fantasy world.

He also complains about fascists; is a fascist in his fantasy world.
And complains about male privilege; indulges his masculine aggression in his fantasy world.

 

[niggers]

Phil constantly complains about car drivers ruining the world; drives a car even in his fantasy world.

A fantasy world is the only world Phil could own a car in

 

[nad7155]

If Phil ever actually rides his bike, LOL, I hope some redneck in a diesel truck floors it near him and covers him in soot.

He would look the same, but probably smell better.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Is it me, or have we been getting a lot of dispatches from Autismlatina recently? Between that and the repeated appearances of Xochi, it seems like Phil's feeling a powerful need to retreat into fantasy at the moment.

 

[Erubetie]

A fantasy world is the only world Phil could own a car in

Or a firearm, thankfully.
It's also the only place he can ride a bike.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Only in his dreams can he win every encounter that he's involved in.

Anyway, once again I'm sure he's making it up. He probably has no idea what Null looks like, and it's almost certain his actual dreams are all about trash cheese.

 

[Positron]

But I thought Phil hated "four wheeled fedoras".

Guess: he might have watched the latest Fast and Furious film because Slingblade wanted to, and the film has a latina actress Michelle Rodriguez to get his autistic mind fired up.

 

[Jaimas]

@Null -
https://www.instagram.com/p/BS6nxIxBevv/?taken-by=eviltranslatinx
https://www.instagram.com/p/BS6n2gsB77j/?taken-by=eviltranslatinx

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I had a dream once where Kiwi Farms forces invaded Australatina and then took advantage of its terrible infrastructure to prevent their forces from retaliating effectively.

Then I realized that was basically how I beat Dr. Thrax in Shockwave's general challenge mode on Hard and went back to bed.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

At least he admits his country is imaginary.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Okay, he's nuts (and way to specific here) but let's be honest... wouldn't we all be better off if we were allowed to occasionally ram people off the road if they drive slow in the passing lane?

 

[Rokko]

Whatever he thinks GTA is, I bet the A is for Autism.

 

[Mogambo]

>Convets kM to mph for Britons
>>why

Actually, for once Phil is right, the UK still uses miles for measuring distance. Hell the metric system wasn't officially adopted until the 70s so there are still a lot of people who prefer using imperial measurements. I'm sure Phil thinks imperial measurements are a horrible white cishet tool of oppression, never mind that there are some Caribbean islands that still use imperial too. Not like that metric system (which was adopted by the French!). Then again I doubt Phil could estimate things in terms of

 

[obliviousbeard]

Actually, for once Phil is right, the UK still uses miles for measuring distance. Hell the metric system wasn't officially adopted until the 70s so there are still a lot of people who prefer using imperial measurements. I'm sure Phil thinks imperial measurements are a horrible white cishet tool of oppression, never mind that there are some Caribbean islands that still use imperial too. Not like that metric system (which was adopted by the French!). Then again I doubt Phil could estimate things in terms of

Or he just picked it up on a tumblr/facebook/whatever post and tought "that sounds witty".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Only in his dreams can he win every encounter that he's involved in.

Anyway, once again I'm sure he's making it up. He probably has no idea what Null looks like, and it's almost certain his actual dreams are all about trash cheese.

Yeah, it all sounds a bit too neat and perfect for a dream, which would make it a lie about a dream about an imaginary country. Phil somehow still tries to use it as a way to impress people with his badassery.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

At least he admits his country is imaginary.

Well, Phil always seems to know his country is imaginary. The part he fails to grasp is that normal people don't care about the imaginary place of an internet nobody. The real world we have to live in takes up most of our attention, we don't have the privilege of ignoring our real-life problems.

Anyway, I find it hilarious that the only method of communication Phil has is discussing traffic laws, and the fucker can't even drive. It's literally exactly like virgin CWC lecturing girls on sex.

 

[Dane]

@Null was this vacation of yours paid for with the KF maintenance money you son of a bitch

 

[kobebyarlant]

Usually Phil's dreams about Null are more... sexual.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Something about this post that really highlights the hypocrisy of Phil is the "content note" at the beginning. It's like he's saying, "I'm very sensitive and thoughtful, now here's my psychotic revenge fantasy about inflicting horrible death on someone."