[01/10/17] Phil Squeaks about Kiwi Invasion again; salty we talk about Zach Bradley - And a Wild Buffalo Dick Appears!

[Dentontx]

Sometimes late at night when I've had too much to drink and I'm feeling soft in the heart and the head, I spare a moment to think about Phil, shitting himself scared behind the triple-locked doors of his subsidized apartment because Kiwis might fast-rope through his skylight at any moment.

I think of those stubby taterfingers smearing grease all over his tard-tier gear, the Cutco Bowie knife and Hot Topic handcuffs he leaves by the door in case of home invasion.

I remember the IN CASE OF EMERGENCY sign he lettered directly onto his landlord's wall, over the nails where he hangs his trannybat.

I consider the absolute terror he lives in, his fear that the elite Kiwi Kommando Korps is going to kick down his door, yank a hood over his head and kidnap him to Null's black site where God-knows-what will be done to him - who knows, he might even be misgendered or triggered.

And then I laugh, and laugh, and laugh some more.

 

[DragoonSierra]

The three screencaps are from our thread on Zach Bradley, a hideous tranny/ furry/ poop-fucker that we discovered through Kjel Anderson's scam train.

And the convo:

Of course Buffalo Dick can't resist to check in when another poop-fucker is concerned.

LOL he just admitted Kiwi Farms isnt actually a threat.

 

[Henry Bemis]

"When I try to reenter the work force."

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Well, he's a bit like Harold I suppose. Except that Harolds more of a loveable nerdy loser and Phil is just fat and autistic.

Moose Thompson is more suiting for him.

 

[Dentontx]

Moose Thompson is more suiting for him.

Moose tampon, maybe.

 

[cowisnow]

All these people are the same. "They're too chicken shit to do anythings and I am scared to death of what they will do."

Yeah, make up your mind and pick one! Either too chickenshit or you're scared. You can't be scared of what a chickenshit's gonna do. :autism:

 

[AnOminous]

Of course Buffalo Dick can't resist to check in when another poop-fucker is concerned.

They both sound pretty upset. They're pining for attention after we found new toys that are more fun.

 

[Goofy Logic]

They both sound pretty upset. They're pining for attention after we found new toys that are more fun.

He's likely resorting back to the invasion threats because hes no longer getting into the screen caps from Greta's little crisis, and since it's largely over for Greta means Phil no longer can tail the comments like a puppy dog.

He could even see himself as a defender of the rat king, trying to pry our attention off others by literally say "I'm the bigger freak here! Pick on me instead!"

 

[Optimus Prime]

Many people want Kiwi Farms to fuck off and stop prying into their business.

Phil is the only person who I think WANTS more attention from us in contrast.

 

[Twrx]

Many people want Kiwi Farms to fuck off and stop prying into their business.

Phil is the only person who I think WANTS more attention from us in contrast.

I'm pretty sure you're right. He lives off of attention, and since we cut off his view, he's starving.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm pretty sure you're right. He lives off of attention, and since we cut off his view, he's starving.

We sent the motherpuncher some potatoes, so that's entirely his fault for starving.

 

[cowisnow]

We sent the motherpuncher some potatoes, so that's entirely his fault for starving.

Wait, someone actually delivered a bunch of potatoes to Phil??? Where can I find more on this delightful fuckery?

 

[Positron]

It was actually one potato:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/10-24-2016-phil-destroys-kf-gift.25292/

 

[Optimus Prime]

Wait, someone actually delivered a bunch of potatoes to Phil??? Where can I find more on this delightful fuckery?

Link already provided but I do lament that it was only the one potato. I kinda want to know if Phil would have wasted a day trying to maim a bunch of potatoes - probably one of the more theoretically productive things Phil could ever do.

 

[cowisnow]

It was actually one potato:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/10-24-2016-phil-destroys-kf-gift.25292/

sir, i salute you!

 

[m0rnutz]

Link already provided but I do lament that it was only the one potato. I kinda want to know if Phil would have wasted a day trying to maim a bunch of potatoes - probably one of the more theoretically productive things Phil could ever do.

Crossing my fingers here that there are now baby spuds from leftover eyes scattered around.

He clearly doesn't know how to operate a light switch and uses Christmas lights instead. Conditions are perfect for a potato to grow.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He clearly doesn't know how to operate a light switch and uses Christmas lights instead. Conditions are perfect for a potato to grow.

Except the hairy ones. No conditions are good for growing those turds.

 

[Erubetie]

Crossing my fingers here that there are now baby spuds from leftover eyes scattered around.

He clearly doesn't know how to operate a light switch and uses Christmas lights instead. Conditions are perfect for a potato to grow.

Guess that explains why Phil is packing on so much more weight these days.

 

[Dual Rectifier]

"part of the Alt-right tactics"

We alt-right KKK now

I didn't even know I was a nazi! Thanks, Phil!

 

[Eddie Slovik]

He could even see himself as a defender of the rat king, trying to pry our attention off others by literally say "I'm the bigger freak here! Pick on me instead!"

When you frame it like this it almost sounds altruistic in a weird way. We know it's actually a desperate grab for more of that sweet KF attention, but sometimes it's nice to imagine people are better than they really are.

Also, what's the deal with ADF acting like CWC and him are on the same side? Seems weird with all the CWC trash talk he does.