💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Die Oberste Direktive]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gMUldwrQH9g

At around 2:27 in the video Mommy-wife says something that causes Jack to pause for at least three seconds, I'm assuming to death-glare at her. I can't quite make out what she said, but maybe since the next thing he brings up is to preheat your oven maybe she was trying to whisper "oven" to remind him. Anyone else have a read on her comment?

 

[Puggers]

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!

 

[p1138]

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!

wtf does he need an $80 pair of sneakers for? He can't fucking walk. Also, wtf is that sore above his sock? If he loses a leg to the beetus, will he count that as weight loss?

 

[AltisticRight]

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!

#myhooves

Look at that diseased trotter. He needs to amputate that tendril growing from the torso to divert more nutrition to his beetus feet.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!

diabetes leg hole

 

[Puggers]

diabetes leg hole
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Onlyusemeblade saga incoming for Jack.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The funny thing is, if you have an ounce of culinary skill, you can take the exact same ingredients and make a truly delicious albeit very old-fashioned dessert, posset.
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But that involves actual technique and the ability to follow instructions.

Drunk Aunt Sandy is just, "mix this with vodka" and hope for the best.

This was really predictable and I could have told you this. A novelty drink when I was in college, the sort of thing you'd drink on a dare, was called the Brain Hemorrhage. Fill a glass with Midori, pour Bailey's on top, then drop in a shot of grenadine.

Or a cement mixer which is truly vile.

Take a shot of Bailey's and keep it your mouth then bite and suck on a lime then shake your head back and forth. It curdles the cream in an unpleasant way.

I always enjoyed her tablescapes, the implication being you should buy processed, packaged food for your dinner party, and then spend $300 at Home Goods on tacky crap to clutter up the dinner table. That'll keep 'em coming back.

I always said she'd do much better as an interior designer than a cook.

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!

We know Jr is so maybe Fatty is trying to be cool and hip with the kids?

 

[Super Hans v2]

If he loses a leg to the beetus, will he count that as weight loss?

The carnivoar diet is going great guys, I've lost over 50 pounds in the last six months! Just do as I did and eat nothing by meat, shreddy cheese, and shurgur, and cut your limbs off, and we'll put all that Gahd damn librul doctors out of business.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!

Truly, 95% of american men over the age of 50 have shoes with a large N on the side

 

[Free the Pedos]

I always said she'd do much better as an interior designer than a cook

She had a business that made window treatments or something similar before she was on TV. IIRC, she clawed her way up from poverty doing it

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

wtf does he need an $80 pair of sneakers for? He can't fucking walk.

hey, means they're gonna last longer if he doesn't use em

 

[a terminal posture]

And there you go. I should never have doubted Jack's imbecility and pettiness.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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And there you go. I should never have doubted Jack's imbecility and pettiness.

Exactly what I thought would be the case, first, because giving false prices on things is fucking illegal, and second, any dumbass, even one who thinks being a restauranteur is a good idea, knows that giving a 3% discount for using cash looks a lot better than a 3% penalty for using a card, despite being the exact same thing.

 

[semitooth]

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!

he must think the N stands for napalm

 

[p1138]

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And there you go. I should never have doubted Jack's imbecility and pettiness.

Of course that was the case. No fucking business owner in their right mind wouldn't have had signage. Fatty is a blind retard.

 

[Bassomatic]

https://youtu.be/yc-s1zIdI88

Fat faggot eats more meat. It's gud .

 

[a terminal posture]

https://youtu.be/yc-s1zIdI88

Fat faggot eats more meat. It's gud .

More like fat faggot eat fake ribeye (trained palate know it wuzn't ribeye), sends back, demands porterhouse steak ($10 more than ribeye), this wuz gud A+ [doing].

 

[eatler]

https://youtu.be/yc-s1zIdI88

Fat faggot eats more meat. It's gud .

I see jack has unintentionally taken a tip out of old Hollywood by adding a little grease to the camera lense to soften the exposure.

 

[p1138]

https://youtu.be/yc-s1zIdI88

Fat faggot eats more meat. It's gud .

Can't even be bothered to wipe the grease off the front facing camera. won't shut up about the other restaurant while in there.
Hasn't tasted black pepper in years? what the fuck? "Still in my mouth blowin up"... fucking faggot
Hmm... are those carnivore mashed potatos on your fork Fatty?

Still can't use a fork like a normal human being

The rib eye didn't have the "outer section it normally has" it's amazing how all he claims to consume is meat, has eaten more meat over the past decade than most eat in their lives, and he still doesn't know a damned thing about it. But somehow he can taste it wasn't a ribeye.
"Didn't have a bone, which always bothers me" just gotta have that bone... fucking faggot
"could have been seasoned better, it was seasoned perfect" make up your fucking mind?
Best steak wars steak he's had for steak wars is a porterhouse that's more expensive than the ribeye he's been ordering.

He also said it was weird that the manager didn't talk to him personally and left the waiter to deal with it.. yeah because the manager probably identified your stupid ass as being trouble and decided it wouldn't be worth talking to you.

 

[Kosher Salt]

The rib eye didn't have the "outer section it normally has"

Did they trim off the ribeye cap or something? Because that's the best part. Or is he just bitching that they trimmed the big hunk of fat at the tail?