Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[Terrorist]

The based and chad Ralphamale is a loser who failed to punch a cop and needs protection from funny internet comments?

OH NO NO NO GUNTGUARDS IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD

Why the fuck would you even address that lol? How does that make it any better?

YER HONNER ITS NAWT TRUE DAT LAW IS SOME OLE BOOSHEEIT AH JUST TRIED AND FAILED TO ASSAULT DAT PO LEECE WOMURN. AHM NAWT A THREAT TO WIMMIN BECAUSE AHM ALWAYS TOO FUCKIN SHITFACE DRUNK TO CONNECT MAH PUNCHES YER HONNER YEW FUCKIN FAGGOT. AINT YEW NEVER MIXED PILLS’N’LIKKER BEFORE PUSSY BOY

 

[Uncle Buck]

Some people have criticized the claim that Faith has taken out a restraining order on Ralph because "there's no evidence". Well now there is: the Nevada County court system lists a restraining order taken out by Faith against Ralph. You have to look it up by searching up Ralph as a party, though, not through Faith's name.Wyświetl załącznik 2529348

"Faith Chole Vickers"?

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

HOLY SHIT RALPH IS REPRESENTING HIMSELF LMAO

Yer honner in mah defense ah have a rock because ah rock MOTHERFUCKIN KILL STREAM BITCH IMMA KANG AUGHWAUGHBLAUGH *whips microdick out and pisses on jury*

Confirmed: Ethan Ralph is broken bitch !!

I particularly liked Ralphs comment about Vickers harassment campaign against him being something the likes of which the court has never seen. Lol such a ridiculous statement to make.

Also my favorite part from document ahaha !! Like really Ralph ?? "I could write and show more", why don't you moron especially during a court case that would be useful for yourself.

 

[Terrorist]

"Faith Chole Vickers"?

Faith Cunt Hole Vickers

 

[Spectre_06]

"Faith Chole Vickers"?

Yeah. According to Faith, the middle name on her birth certificate is wrong but she can't be asked right now to change it.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Yeah. According to Faith, the middle name on her birth certificate is wrong but she can't be asked right now to change it.

So what is it supposed to be then? Cole?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

It’s Monday and we already have this weeks talking point for Mad at the Internet. Null might as well call it the Ralph catch up stream at this point because Ralph can’t go a week without something happening.

 

[Spectre_06]

So what is it supposed to be then? Cole?

Chloe.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Chloe.

That actually makes a lot more sense. It was right in front of me and I didn't even see it.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Ralph, if you end up reading this thread I need you to realize that these documents are terrible and you need to hire some legal council. I know a guy who has tremendous court room experience and could help you take on not only Vickers but the Kiwi Farms. I think he will do it for free/very cheap price

 

[TherapyMan]

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Father of the year.

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Well your honour i actually failed in my attempt to knock out that female police officer. Not optimal i know.

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The California coin merchant is too much for the Ralphamale, it's him that needs the courts protection!

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You have the time, just not the money. Just like why you won't legally become the father because then you will be on the hook for payments which you can’t afford.

Woe to the clerk that has to shift through this bullshit stream of consciousness narrative.

 

[Beavis]

If Ralph is representing himself he must be flat broke.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Professional Journalist btw

 

[Empresa]

they act like we're their pawns.
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[veri]

i’m only like halfway through this but had to stop to write this because ralph naming his legal document “reasons i disagree” is so fucking funny.

knowing that a document that has to be thorough and detailed and not one misused word starts off with that has made me laugh harder than anything else in this holy shit

ATTACHMENT 11 - REASONS I DISAGREE

HAHAHAH WTF

ralph lay off the maker's writing your fucking document or at least get a spell checker

edit: QUESTION!!! it looks like ralph isn't backing up many of his claims with screenshots or any type of evidence. how thorough does he have to be in this document? basically how much of this will be thrown out in court because ralph took probably 30 minutes to write this up?

 

[Freeman]

He's got an ace up his sleeve, he'll bring his laptop with his favorite site bookmarked, featuring Vicker's personal army, the humble corn farmers.
'ya see your honor this Joshua Conner Moon fella, well he's got a broken dick'

 

[veri]

He's got an ace up his sleeve, he'll bring his laptop with his favorite site bookmarked, featuring Vicker's personal army, the humble corn farmers.
'ya see your honor this Joshua Conner Moon fella, well he's got a broken dick'

considering what's happened so far this probably will too. in fact ralph is probably taking notes from this thread of what to say in court to btfo the ayylawgs.

 

[Chiri]

A source that wishes to remain anonymous has given me the court docs for Vickers RO against Ralph. I have converted it to jpgs posted under the spoiler due to how many. There is some redacted info that was done by the source. I haven't looked through it all to see what. Hopefully these are in order. I'm on mobile right now so kinda hard for me to be sure.

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Is there a reason Faith isn't living with her family? Did I miss a development? I thought she was still staying with them.



P A P E R A B O R T E D and cuckoldry, a daring synthesis by Vicious Vickers.


What a thing to have entered into the court's records. Whatever troll made that thread must be grinning like a loon right now.

 

[veri]

Is there a reason Faith isn't living with her family? Did I miss a development? I thought she was still staying with them.

@MWV said she's living with a family member.

What a thing to have entered into the court's records. Whatever troll made that thread must be grinning like a loon right now.

congratulations gator that your pathetic attempt at gunt guarding made it into this document.

 

[MWV]

Yeah. According to Faith, the middle name on her birth certificate is wrong but she can't be asked right now to change it.

Confirmed.