💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

Going through the past couple of pages seem to have an uptick of Jack bitching like a sissy girl on Facebook. Whatever happened to that "prayer journal" where he planned to bring the bitching to the good Lord above?

And the fact that fatty commented on Garrett's achievements on insta just hints to me that the former wants to shove himself as credit for it - "Hey look, that's MY son right there!"

Oh yeah the one he beat and choked out? He's responsible for that kid succeeding more than he does? He should kill himself. Oh wait, he already is, just from his diet.

 

[Aaway]

we may have another "subtle" troll on the CWJ FB group

 

[DontEatThat]

Going through the past couple of pages seem to have an uptick of Jack bitching like a sissy girl on Facebook. Whatever happened to that "prayer journal" where he planned to bring the bitching to the good Lord above?

And the fact that fatty commented on Garrett's achievements on insta just hints to me that the former wants to shove himself as credit for it - "Hey look, that's MY son right there!"

At this point its all Jack can really do when hes not "working". I imagine he just sits at home watching children's television and getting triggered at the dumbest shit possible until his wife comes home to take him out to dinner. Jack lives the life of a special needs individual in a care facility.

 

[Inside_Ventura]

Jr just being sad on social media about his wife.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Jr just being sad on social media about his wife.

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Jr., why are you recording your wife instead of packing?

 

[captkrisma]

Jr., why are you recording your wife instead of packing?

He already packed his 4 pairs of Air Force 1's he's good

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Why do you need to pack so many hangers when all you wear is beaters and tshirts?

My only question is why does he need to bring 4 different pairs of sneakers? I get having a pair to wear around and maybe a pair to work out in but not four to just tool around the casino in.

More Blues Clues sperging…

Spoiler: Who cares?

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Maybe he's trying to say, in his own retarded way, that at that point it's too late so why bother? Even though you totally know that he's the type to be at somebody's funeral and say, to Big T, that it's a shame he didn't accept Jesus. He just doesn't doesn't say it out loud so everybody can hear.

But while he'd totally be telling people about his good friend Jesus and how they should accept him getting the vaccine is bad and you shouldn't.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

My only question is why does he need to bring 4 different pairs of sneakers? I get having a pair to wear around and maybe a pair to work out in but not four to just tool around the casino in.

I could kinda get it if he didn't just wear beaters and shit all the time. I have some sneakers to wear with certain nicer shirts or suits but Junior isn't doing that.

 

[Pig Cups]

I imagine he just sits at home watching children's television and getting triggered at the dumbest shit possible until his wife comes home to take him out to dinner.

I wonder how he reacted to the fact that the third and current host of Blue’s Clues is a Portuguese guy who’s not white…

I imagine it looked like that scene from the 1970s-set cartoon F Is For Family where fat Bob Pogo is sitting on the sofa eating ice cream, and when he notices that the host of his favorite show has been switched from a white guy to a black, he rages and attempts to adjust the color contrast on the tube tv.

“(spits) WHAT THE FUCK?!! A COUPLE ASSASSINATIONS, AND THEY GET WHATEVER THEY WANT!!!”

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jr just being sad on social media about his wife.

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Probably texting Jim Traynor’s son. Also, she probably was packed a few days ago and packed shit that didn’t include mustard-stained wife beaters and bag full of cables for a PS5.

 

[Kosher Salt]

we may have another "subtle" troll on the CWJ FB group

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That's not very subtle.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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At this point I can't tell if this just Jack being the general boomer retard he is, or if this is stroke brain.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

At this point I can't tell if this just Jack being the general boomer retard he is, or if this is stroke brain.

One does not exclude the other i believe. Its a boomer retard strokebrain goin at it.

 

[Aaway]

That's not very subtle.

not if the person being trolled wasn't an absolute retard

but jack is beyond stupid (and lacks self-awareness) so little jabs like that go completely unnoticed. this is the same guy who didn't realize he was being trolled in every single live stream until after he had appointed trolls to be mods

 

[ZipDisk]

Jr. never had appropriate role models. He thinks picking at your wife bitchily is the correct thing to do.

 

[EnemyStand]

Jr. never had appropriate role models. He thinks picking at your wife bitchily is the correct thing to do.

Meanwhile, a real man would just grab the phone and say "I'll give it back when you finish packing." Why shame on the Internet?

Actually, scratch real man. That's what any normal adult would do.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I had to look this up and now I remember this show. When I babysat my 3-4 year old nephew I’d put it on for him while I ignored it, hoping it would put him to sleep for a nap while I watched a game in the next room.

Why in the hell is this grown man looking forward to watching this?? It’s meant for 4 and unders. Even 5 year olds would likely be too developed for this show. My god this blob is such dumb douchebag

 

[salmonellajack]

It's kinda fucked. He dresses like a kid, he treats T like a mommy, he watches kids shows and kids movies, he loves Disney, he eats like a kid, he has never really had a job, etc...

 

[Anstiv]

not if the person being trolled wasn't an absolute retard

but jack is beyond stupid (and lacks self-awareness) so little jabs like that go completely unnoticed. this is the same guy who didn't realize he was being trolled in every single live stream until after he had appointed trolls to be mods

I imagine it's kind of hard to notice when trolls are poking you with a stick when your body is covered in 300lbs of fat. Really gotta hit the guy deep to get past the fat and wake him up from his slumber to notice anything at all.