💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

What's hilarious about Jr's sneakers is that Vegas pedestrian walkways are filthy as fuck and always crowded. That's during the day. At night they're still filthy, crowded, and now have vomit from frat boys that will go way harder than Jr. Jr about to get all those shits scuffed the fuck up unless he pays far out the ass for Ubers everywhere they go.

Protip for all Vegas-bound Kiwis: You only need two pairs of shoes. One for going to a fancy dinner or club, and then one comfortable pair for all the fucking walking you'll do.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U7wZiZ4jGZ0Archive (480p):
y2mate.com - THE CARNIVORE DIET PART 3_480p.mp4

I don't even need to watch the video. That thumbnail of this bald dude looking like he is healthy and exercises, and Jack being jack, tells me enough about this video lol.

 

[Adamska]

More Blues Clues sperging…

Spoiler: Who cares?

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Yeah, it's now obvious Jack unironically watches Blues Clues. I mean by kiddie shows it was pretty good; when I was a little kid I'd watch it. But he watched it more than Jr. or Garret combined. I'm actually kind of surprised he didn't get a fan shirt tbh.

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Jesus is a post-life salvation if you believe that sort of thing, and he's bro enough to save your soul even if you were a piece of shit, so long as you genuinely believe in him and beg for forgiveness for your sins on your death bed depending on what variant of Christianity you follow. Jack's Murderchurch is of that variety.

Coof vaccine is a pre-death method that teaches your body what the viral body looks like, which is useful because until this pandemic most people's immune systems never dealt with a Coronavirus. Even with the new maximum superdeath variant D, if you took even one of the shots, and preferrably both, you'll just kinda feel like shit.

So what I'm trying to say is that one can be done at any time, even on your death bed. The other is a good idea if you don't want to get to the point where you're begging for forgiveness on your death bed, especially if you're an obese boomer with health problems.

 

[DuckSucker]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U7wZiZ4jGZ0Archive (480p):
y2mate.com - THE CARNIVORE DIET PART 3_480p.mp4

Every time I see his stupid bitmoji shit I just cant stop thinking of those Caillou youtube videos made with GoAnimate

His bitmoji on that one looks high too, he looks like someone creeping on your high school friends--"Hey I was just driving by but yall look like youre lookin for some fun. I know somebody who can get you some REAL GOOD mushrooms, wanna hop in?"

What's hilarious about Jr's sneakers is that Vegas pedestrian walkways are filthy as fuck and always crowded. That's during the day. At night they're still filthy, crowded, and now have vomit from frat boys that will go way harder than Jr. Jr about to get all those shits scuffed the fuck up unless he pays far out the ass for Ubers everywhere they go.

Protip for all Vegas-bound Kiwis: You only need two pairs of shoes. One for going to a fancy dinner or club, and then one comfortable pair for all the fucking walking you'll do.

Oh that shit cracked me up too. How long are they gonna be there? When I was a kid and on the few times we'd travel to see family or a day trip to whatever, Id always want to pack a bag with all my toys, just a ton because I didnt want to pick, and my mom just grilled the fuck out of me for it, she mocked me. Thats what this is--a suitcase full of toys.

 

[Pig Cups]

So…appears Jack is in a group called “Men of God.”


For some reason, the image of a bear-centric gay porn site came to mind…

 

[captkrisma]

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Jack wanted to complain about vaccines without being considered a naughty boy. Reverse the statement and you get Jack's intent.

Jack is sperging about people talking shit about Jack's friend who died of the coof. "If he got the vaccine, he wouldn't have got Rona"

 

[Pig Cups]

Oh shit, 1,500 PAGES, JACKOFFS!!! 2,000, here we come*!

Here’s to many more pages of happy jacking!


*provided Jack doesn’t stroke out and die before then

 

[StraightShooter2]

There's a new PCLM livestream scheduled in about 18 hours:

The Boys' Club - livestream ep. 21

WARNING: We cannot promise you this week's Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man: The Boys' Club livestream will be better than sex. We can definitely promise you this...

www.youtube.com

From the looks of it, Jack had almost all of the "Boys' Club" videos taken down (probably because they're "private" and he's mad about them being shared), but even then that's not a copyright issue so he isn't in any place to be using copyright strikes against them.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Meanwhile on Boomerbook…

Jack, don’t you have a trip to pack for? Or is Mommy Wife doing that for you after she gets back from banging Jim?

There's a new PCLM livestream scheduled in about 18 hours:

The Boys' Club - livestream ep. 21

WARNING: We cannot promise you this week's Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man: The Boys' Club livestream will be better than sex. We can definitely promise you this...

www.youtube.com

From the looks of it, Jack had almost all of the "Boys' Club" videos taken down (probably because they're "private" and he's mad about them being shared), but even then that's not a copyright issue so he isn't in any place to be using copyright strikes against them.

Sorry to double post, but no he didn’t. He had 4 (3 on 1 strike and 1 on the other) episodes taken down. Until those get resolved and not compromise our channel status, the other ones are *temporarily* removed.

Edited because beer fingers.

 

[Skeletor]

Meanwhile on Boomerbook…

Jack, don’t you have a trip to pack for? Or is Mommy Wife doing that for you after she gets back from banging Jim?

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In Jack's defense, that is a stupid fucking idea for a sandwich.

 

[Pig Cups]

The literal physical embodiment of Sam Kinison’s trademark scream.

“Must’ve been a fight earlier” is the only thing that comes to mind when I see these posts. That trite smile looks exactly like the kind that your girl gives you well after an argument, when she’s treading the line that separates being pissed and willing to let it go.

 

[Chandler Bing]

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Would be nice if he had his primary arm to throw it at the trolls with.

Maybe he will manage to throw it when he's having his 3rd stroke and his body begins flailing.

 

[StraightShooter2]

So I didn't know until now that Jack used "sugar-free Devil's food cake mix" - does it have something like Splenda or Aspartame in it? Sounds gross,

Also as far as I can tell, the other ingredients like the Heath Bars and Cool Whip weren't sugar-free, so didn't it kind of defeat the purpose?

 

[feral cat #6385]

I’m not watching another almost 30 minute video about Jack and his brother’s bowel movements. At some point, the line has to be drawn. I wonder how many more parts of this there is.

that's ASSMAN Jack for you!

 

[ZipDisk]

I think the thread could do with more shitting on Tammy. People who praise Jesus while shunning their children deserve temple slam Jesus.

Also, it always amuses me that she got picked up by our winner. Talk about deserved fates.

I had to catch two cousins who got put out of their home on their 18th birthday, and unfucking them was hard. They both fell into hard drugs and keeping that shit out of the house was a nightmare.

The fact Garret was exiled for WEED? fuck out of here, Scalcunti's.

I never noticed the grin in coffee chat, Tony Soprano energy up in that bitch. She looks so fucking satisfied during that story.

hah, down with Jack blog is currently featuring her.

"We had to let him go at age 16"

 

[captkrisma]

So I didn't know until now that Jack used "sugar-free Devil's food cake mix" - does it have something like Splenda or Aspartame in it? Sounds gross,

Also as far as I can tell, the other ingredients like the Heath Bars and Cool Whip weren't sugar-free, so didn't it kind of defeat the purpose?

Jack most likely used the devil's food cake mix because:

1. They had it for a while and Tammy demanded it go.
2. Jack tried to alter the recipe in order to avoid getting takedown requests for stealing recipes.

 

[AnOminous]

2. Jack tried to alter the recipe in order to avoid getting takedown requests for stealing recipes.

Recipes aren't really copyrightable. Unless you steal the actual text of them. It's kind of a douche move to steal a recipe and not credit whoever you took it from, but you're legally allowed to do it.

 

[EnemyStand]

I think the thread could do with more shitting on Tammy. People who praise Jesus while shunning their children deserve temple slam Jesus.

Also, it always amuses me that she got picked up by our winner. Talk about deserved fates.

I had to catch two cousins who got put out of their home on their 18th birthday, and unfucking them was hard. They both fell into hard drugs and keeping that shit out of the house was a nightmare.

The fact Garret was exiled for WEED? fuck out of here, Scalcunti's.

I never noticed the grin in coffee chat, Tony Soprano energy up in that bitch. She looks so fucking satisfied during that story.

hah, down with Jack blog is currently featuring her.

"We had to let him go at age 16"

I've given up on dying on that hill. She just doesn't do much other than than keep Jack in line and since he's the villain she's the one most posters on this thread project on because she's in all his videos. I have no doubt she's as bad as Jack, but she doesn't do anything except get annoyed with him.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Recipes aren't really copyrightable. Unless you steal the actual text of them.

Not even then.

 

[desudesu]

Going through the past couple of pages seem to have an uptick of Jack bitching like a sissy girl on Facebook. Whatever happened to that "prayer journal" where he planned to bring the bitching to the good Lord above?

And the fact that fatty commented on Garrett's achievements on insta just hints to me that the former wants to shove himself as credit for it - "Hey look, that's MY son right there!"