💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Acceptable]

He posted this the other day and I didn’t see it posted here (sorry if I’m wrong)

2 days ago rob uploads a video of him going for a walk. Shortly after we have jack on Facebook proving to the world that he too, can walk! A whole full mile! Very impressive.


edit: ah I see I’m late. Pls ignore

 

[TheLazyMan]

Okay here it goes:

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#HearThisGIF #KetoBearMatingCall

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Like, calm down. You do this exact same shit with Wendy’s burgers.

But at least here he's not smashing the burger into his mouth to force as much of it in as he can. Sure he stole 1/4 of Big T's catfish but baby steps right?

This video could only have been better if he brought true gangsta rapper Fat Boy Cali with him. Those are his peeps after all

He'd be as quiet as his father was. He might not be as scared of black folk but he's still a pasty white boy from the burbs.

Obviously the extra tubs of Bacon Uo are for the bedroon...

No way. Mushbrain eats that with a spoon because it's "keto".

 

[rubytintedchix]

But Jack, you’re a “celebrity” and tell us where we should eat at every week (JotG)?

 

[Aaway]

But Jack, you’re a “celebrity” and tell us where we should eat at every week (JotG)?

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i saw his post and thought it was some kind of troll he fell for since i had never heard of any of those people. turns out cornell haynes jr is nelly, chase hudson is some tik-toker, and larissa machado is a brazilian singer. not quite on the level of travis scott and BTS, but good try BK. not sure what's funnier, jack getting triggered over this or the equally triggered boomers who show up in his FB comments

also, this is a nice little jab at jack and how he's always criticized others for calling their products "the best ever," while he himself calls his bbq sauce "the best ever"

 

[Fatty2988]

i saw his post and thought it was some kind of troll he fell for since i had never heard of any of those people. turns out cornell haynes jr is nelly, chase hudson is some tik-toker, and larissa machado is a brazilian singer. not quite on the level of travis scott and BTS, but good try BK. not sure what's funnier, jack getting triggered over this or the equally triggered boomers who show up in his FB comments

also, this is a nice little jab at jack and how he's always criticized others for calling their products "the best ever," while he himself calls his bbq sauce "the best ever"

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Jack must have had a hissy fit over that comment, it seems to be gone.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Jack must have had a hissy fit over that comment, it seems to be gone.

Jack 'liked' the comment when it was posted. So if he truly deleted it (need confirmation), he's basically admitting that he is actively reading this thread.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

But Jack, you’re a “celebrity” and tell us where we should eat at every week (JotG)?

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The irony of this schmuck telling us to think for ourselves when he listens to what pastor in his murder church says and whatever is going on on right wing radio.

But it's only thinking for yourself when it's something he doesn't agree with. When it's something that he's for, then you really should listen to him.

I'd call him a wanker but I'm pretty sure his dick doesn't work anymore.

Jack 'liked' the comment when it was posted. So if he truly deleted it (need confirmation), he's basically admitting that he is actively reading this thread.

It's confirmed that he reads this thread and listens to Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man because he's sent them copyright strikes but when asked he says he has no idea. In other words he's lying like the little pussy bitch he is.

A real man would admit to what he's done.

 

[Chandler Bing]

What kind of asshole cuts a piece of cake for themself before bringing it to wherever?

Mushbrain obviously but am I the only person that's kinda bothered by that? I mean if I was there and he brings this cake out with a piece missing I'd wonder why did he do that?

Reminds me of my aunt who would pack up some of the food for leftovers and mu uncles lunch before everyone came over to the event they were hosting.

She even did when my her mother died lol.

I feel your frustration with Jack. Really I do.

Tmi, I know. Just saying even I can't explain to you why people do this even when people die.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack 'liked' the comment when it was posted. So if he truly deleted it (need confirmation), he's basically admitting that he is actively reading this thread.

I still see the comment.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

I still see the comment.

Yeah, that's what I thought too which is why I needed confirmation - so, thanks. It would have been way too obvious, even for Jack. He leaves all of Rob's comments.

 

[Aaway]

Yeah, that's what I thought too which is why I needed confirmation - so, thanks. It would have been way too obvious, even for Jack. He leaves all of Rob's comments.

he's far too stroked out to realize that comment is a subtle jab at him, so of course it's still up

 

[Fatty2988]

Weird, I still don't see it. Sorry about that.

Yeah, that's what I thought too which is why I needed confirmation - so, thanks. It would have been way too obvious, even for Jack. He leaves all of Rob's comments.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Weird, I still don't see it. Sorry about that.

No worries. I think I know the reason for this... you might be looking at his personal page which has the same posts. But the posted comment in question is on "The Official Cooking with Jack" group.

 

[StraightShooter2]

i saw his post and thought it was some kind of troll he fell for since i had never heard of any of those people. turns out cornell haynes jr is nelly, chase hudson is some tik-toker, and larissa machado is a brazilian singer. not quite on the level of travis scott and BTS, but good try BK. not sure what's funnier, jack getting triggered over this or the equally triggered boomers who show up in his FB comments

also, this is a nice little jab at jack and how he's always criticized others for calling their products "the best ever," while he himself calls his bbq sauce "the best ever"

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He should've called it the "Better than Sex with Barb Chandler" Cake - because that would've been such a low bar that anything could beat it.

 

[the khat quaffer]

But Jack, you’re a “celebrity” and tell us where we should eat at every week (JotG)?

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Tiktokers and Brazillians. This is gayer than when these fast food companies try to "meme it up!" for the zoomers or try to roast each other on twitter (aka having faggot-ass autistic slapfights).

Those two sandwiches on the right just look like whoppers where they added or removed some random condiment. Why is this even a thing. Having said that....miiiiiiight have to cop that Chase Hudson. It looks somewhat edible. Thanks Jack, your autismsphere has alerted me to something I otherwise wouldn't have known about.

Spoiler: off-topic blogging about mcdonalds

Incidentally I actually wanted to get McD's Travis Scott burger but those wagezombies never had it in stock (okay?!) and pretty soon they started telling me it was no longer available. I was like 'Nigger it's basically a quarter pounder with one extra condiment. Please get me a quarter pounder add tomatoes and bacon.' (I don't actually remember exactly what the extra condiment was; it was over a year ago and I don't patronize McD's often because they suck.)

Jack 'liked' the comment when it was posted. So if he truly deleted it (need confirmation), he's basically admitting that he is actively reading this thread.

It honestly brings a small smile to my face when tiny scraps of evidence show up indicating that cows read their own threads. It's like 'goddammit Jack we know you're here! Come on out of hiding!' It feels like some game of cat and mouse.

 

[captkrisma]

Asking for a follow-on post, but how old was Garret when they divorced and who had primary custody?

 

[rubytintedchix]

Asking for a follow-on post, but how old was Garret when they divorced and who had primary custody?

I think these are probably vague answers, but I remember Jack saying he married Tammy in like 1998 or 1999, so I would guess the divorce was sometime in the late 90s. If you watch the Coffee Talk/Napaling podcast all the way through, what Jack and Tammy said made it sound like they had primary custody. I wonder if because Jack claims that his ex-wife was violent (she threw an ashtray at him and pushed him into a shower door or whatever) that allowed them to get the primary custody. I doubt they’d deny her visitation though.

 

[DoorPost101]

Why is Jack acting annoyed at fast food gimmicks? He goes apeshit over gimmicky fast foods. He will gleefully make new JOTG videos of him giggling like a teenage girl at a boy band concert while waiting for Wendy's new bacon burger or barbeque burger. Gimmicky is his whole schtick, be it gimmicky foods or appliances. I'd ask why he doesn't just lean into that, because that could actually be fun and entertaining to watch, but this is Jack we're talking about.

 

[DX10]

Why is Jack acting annoyed at fast food gimmicks?

Because marketing has taught him that he has to buy everything fast food companies produce, and he has to feel offended if it's not what he likes, because it exists purely to service him and corporations are his direct personal friend.