💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Song in the middle of the video (identified by Shazam): Urge by Jincheng Zhang

I wish you could report videos for music copyright infringement. There was also background music I could make out as well.

Snooze fest. Jack wants to try everything on the menu before Tammy gets him back in check. To no one’s surprise she orders the catfish and he orders the chicken. They get medium spice level and both piss and moan that it’s too hot and you should get mild if you go. Tammy is literally saying “I hate you” to him and that’s the pose he used for his “Happy Anniversary, I love you” rambling incoherent Boomerbook posting. Tammy’s fish comes with pickles. Jack’s chicken does not. He says it’s not a big deal, but continues to whine about it for the duration of the video.

This place looks to be in a Jack-defined “urban” area, I’m actually shocked they even went.

On the plus side, other than it being too spicy for Big T so Mushbrain gets to eat it all, there was no tongue action on the food. You see? Mushbrain is watching and he's aware of what a disgusting tub of goo he is. He's trying to get better... sorry, couldn't finish that with a straight face. He's still a disgusting asshole. Just one that has finally learned to keep his tongue in his mouth.

Imagine a buck naked sexed up jack. Cock erect peaking out from his enormous gunt. Ready for action.

Can we like... not do that? I don't want that image in my mind like at all.

Junior just tell your dad he needs to lose weight the psuedo-inspirational Christian stuff isnt working.

To fake Christians like them it's more about showing how Christian you are than actually being Christian. The extent of his caring is, "I'll pray for you" and that's it. This is an asshole that let his arm die because he "left it up to God". Well God wanted you to go into rehab and that's why your arm is useless now.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Fucking thing won't let me quote you but in a parallel universe Jack Scalfani has a porn empire.

JACKED.COM

 

[captkrisma]

Kandi Klaw would be Jack's drag name.

 

[introman]

It's amazing the little intricacies I've learned about Jack and Tammy's relationship from watching a minuscule portion of their life through youtube. One of the "power moves" Jack uses when he's out with Tammy and doesn't want to share his food is to order it spicy, because Tammy doesn't like spicy food. He will intentionally weasel his way for more food by purposely getting food that repels his wife.

 

[Dead Air]

Just watched the Better Than Sex Cake video. Jack used a sugar free Pillsbury devils food cake mix. "I can't eat this guys it's going to church blah blah." He totally made it for himself. Why would you use a sugar free cake mix and act surprised when it tastes like shit?

As someone who has made this diabetes vessel before, allow me to critique it a little. German chocolate mix is the way to go not sugar free devils food. He punches holes in the cake that are way too big. The cake is supposed to be hot when you add the condensed milk so it loosens up and soaks into the cake better not look like you are smearing Gym Trainer's cum on a cake. Jacks cake is not nearly hot enough when he adds his milk. The caramel he is using isn't caramel. It's caramel flavored corn syrup. You don't add an entire massive container of cool whip to the cake. There is more cool whip there than cake. A thin layer is what you normally see.

This entire cake was Jacked up from the beginning and it triggers me for some incomprehensible reason.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OU2E7sFIr50Archive (480p):
y2mate.com - Boltons Hot Chicken and Fish NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN WARS_480p.mp4

He can't even handle medium. What a bitch.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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Okay here it goes:

 

[breadandcircuses]

Obviously the extra tubs of Bacon Uo are for the bedroon...

 

[AnOminous]

On the plus side, other than it being too spicy for Big T so Mushbrain gets to eat it all, there was no tongue action on the food. You see? Mushbrain is watching and he's aware of what a disgusting tub of goo he is. He's trying to get better... sorry, couldn't finish that with a straight face. He's still a disgusting asshole. Just one that has finally learned to keep his tongue in his mouth.

Tammy must be sick of that shit. She must have figured out this fat greedy pig does that on purpose so he can ram meat down his throat with wild abandon.

 

[desudesu]

In the latest video, he is speaking just above a hushed tone and looking around a lot more than usual. I think he's worried about those urban folk.

Yeah Jack actually sounded scared of "da scary black folk". Fucking sheltered suburban trash.

Usually his other videos have him bursting into a strip mall cafeteria "restaurant", waving his fucking phone around with the flash on, cooing at all the various foods on the menu and asking the staff inane questions.

I like it when Jack is scared. What a fucking spineless pushover.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Okay here it goes:

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This song reminds me of Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

One of the "power moves" Jack uses when he's out with Tammy and doesn't want to share his food is to order it spicy, because Tammy doesn't like spicy food. He will intentionally weasel his way for more food by purposely getting food that repels his wife.

It's especially contemptible because Tammy is the one buying all this shit and then he all but steals the food right out of her mouth by turning it into jacked-up nonsense he can't taste because of stroke brain damage.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

“You ready?” (at 3:23)
Goddamnit I despise when Jagoff poses this stupid question to his ‘captive’ audience all the time.

Yes Jack, we’re ready. Ready to troll the hell out of your obese ass and repulsive tongue at the end of damn near every one of your idiotic videos, or posts in general. We’ll always be ready Fatty Doo Doo

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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“You ready?” (at 3:23)
Goddamnit I despise when Jagoff poses this stupid question to his ‘captive’ audience all the time.

Yes Jack, we’re ready. Ready to troll the hell out of your obese ass and repulsive tongue at the end of damn near every one of your idiotic videos, or posts in general. We’ll always be ready Fatty Doo Doo

As he takes a bite he doesn't look at the chicken, doesn't look at the camera, he looks off into the distance while thinking of keto bear.

 

[thedingledongle]

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“You ready?” (at 3:23)
Goddamnit I despise when Jagoff poses this stupid question to his ‘captive’ audience all the time.

Yes Jack, we’re ready. Ready to troll the hell out of your obese ass and repulsive tongue at the end of damn near every one of your idiotic videos, or posts in general. We’ll always be ready Fatty Doo Doo

Right there with you. Him saying that triggers me every fucking time. "Come on in close" is getting up there too.

 

[Aaway]

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“You ready?” (at 3:23)
Goddamnit I despise when Jagoff poses this stupid question to his ‘captive’ audience all the time.

Yes Jack, we’re ready. Ready to troll the hell out of your obese ass and repulsive tongue at the end of damn near every one of your idiotic videos, or posts in general. We’ll always be ready Fatty Doo Doo

nothing's worse than his "oh hey guys.....where have you been? i've been waiting for you all day" line that he occasionally opens with on CWJ

 

[moseph.jartelli]

This video could only have been better if he brought true gangsta rapper Fat Boy Cali with him. Those are his peeps after all

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Ironic she can let her manbaby husband spend so much on his chef LARP but yet can’t spend on a proper corporate headshot photo shoot.

Yeah, the random woman sitting behind her is very unprofessional.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

This is going to be petty but it really bugged me when he said he was “just going to break off a little piece here” of Tammy’s food and it was quite an unnecessarily large piece considering he’s just trying it for the review. It was what appeared to me to be like actually 1/4th of her catfish. What the fuck, Jack. Let her eat.

As an aside, the last few comments were about captive audience bullshit Jack likes to say. But the most infuriating thing for me about Jack mannerisms is when he tries food and flips his hand up questioningly and rolls his eyes up like he’s thinking deeply while bobbing his head up and down as if he’s expertly assessing food. 4:55 mark for those interested. Like, calm down. You do this exact same shit with Wendy’s burgers.

 

[DoorPost101]

This is going to be petty but it really bugged me when he said he was “just going to break off a little piece here” of Tammy’s food and it was quite an unnecessarily large piece considering he’s just trying it for the review. It was what appeared to me to be like actually 1/4th of her catfish. What the fuck, Jack. Let her eat.

As an aside, the last few comments were about captive audience bullshit Jack likes to say. But the most infuriating thing for me about Jack mannerisms is when he tries food and flips his hand up questioningly and rolls his eyes up like he’s thinking deeply while bobbing his head up and down as if he’s expertly assessing food. 4:55 mark for those interested. Like, calm down. You do this exact same shit with Wendy’s burgers.

I just rewatched that part of the video and that was at least 1/4 of her catfish. What a greedy little pig he is.