🐮 Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Illuminati Order Official]

I could see someone with a weird fetish hiring her, but not anyone who actually believed God anointed her head jew judge of the mountain Jews.

I assume she'd be fine with it as long as she can convince herself it's not prostitution aimed at humiliation fetishists but actual God's work.

EDIT.

@Anaiah Carlson Andrew, be honest with us. You'd like to be in Baby Yoda's place so don't pretend you find it horrifying.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I don't think that anointing yourself as a Judge, especially as a female, will go over well with the greater Messianic community.

 

[White Baby]

I don't think that anointing yourself as a Judge, especially as a female, will go over well with the greater Messianic community.

Absolutely no man is going to accept her authority based on "bro Elohim totally said I could". If she wanted to specifically judge women and their issues that might be different. But there is absolutely no historical evidence of a female Judge fulfilling this type of role in Scripture. Deborah wasn't a true "Judge" as we know it, but a military leader.

It might take a couple years for somebody to notice, but she is going to get backlash.

 

[Deadpool]

I don't think that anointing yourself as a Judge, especially as a female, will go over well with the greater Messianic community.

I'm pretty sure they all hate her already anyway. If anything this just adds fuel to the fire and gives them something else to laugh at and shun her for.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@Anaiah Carlson Andrew, be honest with us. You'd like to be in Baby Yoda's place so don't pretend you find it horrifying.

@Anaiah Carlson All you need to do is ask...

 

[super thug]

Melinda's newest web page project is just so PEAK Melinda. Holy shit! What a treat! This is absolutely amazing, I love it.

The sheer arrogance is breathtaking and almost unbelievable. Almost. She's just a little bit more scary now, isn't she? I sure hope those kids are rescued before we get into any Abraham and Isaac shit.

Where to start? There's so much wrong with.. everything. I'm not even really sure what the exact purpose of her site is, tbh. Is she selling stuff or trying to tell people how special she is? It's like she tries to do both at the same time and does a horrible job at both, lol. I'll only be able to mock a single issue at a time. Since she's not around these days, it'll be okay if it takes a long time to finish hitting everything.

Spoiler: URL

Worst. URL. Ever. It's like watching someone try to fail at this point. I mean it's even in another language, jesus fucking christ lol. Not even a popular foreign language, but an almost completely unused one. I'll be surprised if even 10 million people speak Hebrew. It's like 1/1000 people, something like that. Melinda.. seriously just what the fuck are you doing, lol?

Typically for a URL you'd want something simple, easy to spell, easy to remember, preferably English. Right? Have you considered what telling other people about your website will go like? If you're discussing it in person then I can't imagine you avoiding spelling it out almost every single time. Trying to be super unique and special here (as you've done) is extremely foolish. Incredibly foolish. So foolish it merits repeating how foolish it is.

Out of all the many no-no's you've inflicted on this project of yours, I think this URL one's pretty bad. Nobody's gonna find this piece of shit except for those of us who watch you for entertainment. If you handed someone that URL written on a card, I think it's unlikely that they'd ever visit the site. They'd probably have to keep checking the card for the correct spelling every 2-3 letters as they're trying to type it into the address bar. So Melinda, please go register your own, simple .com domain and then forward it to this abomination (almost like forwarding phone numbers), doing so fixes this as long as your new .com isn't another trash domain.

 

[Spergichu]

Literal schizo shit. The only reason it looks somewhat presentable is because she used one of those "make webpages easy" sites. Even then the design makes me want to shove pens in my eyes because she chose the shittiest one of those sites. Black or dark grey on white or white on dark grey/blue for plain text. This isn't a hard concept to grasp.

 

[Toasty]

What really gets me is the sheer hubris of it all. We are well used to it here of course, but the messianic/netzarim/ Hebrew roots community that she is trying to shill herself to will not be.
In the judeo Christian texts there are many examples of people being chosen by God for various leadership and challenging roles and over and over again their response is to tell God that they are unworthy, not up to it, and to ask God to please choose a more worthy candidate. If not, could they maybe have help? Even Yeshy the Meshy himself begged God to please "let this cup pass from me." The actual savior of mankind asked to play pass the hot sacrificial potato.
But not Melinda, oh no. Even though according to her website she "strives to be tamyim daily" we all know she is sublimely perfect already, and it's about time God better recognize.
So after she had a weird dream, then read a random verse, there was no question. Unlike Moses, Aaron, Noah, or even yahushabooby, she was justlike "bout time,Yahweh, good job, now tell all these other assholes to let me condemn them to death or flogging and pay me for it!" Oh, and by the way, I can cure their ovarian cancer too. No need for pesky doctors.
She probably should have left off the part where she tries to sell her mlm crap along with her death penalty, consensual flogging and lactation services. Even the cult weirdos are going to draw the line somewhere.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Literal schizo shit. The only reason it looks somewhat presentable is because she used one of those "make webpages easy" sites. Even then the design makes me want to shove pens in my eyes because she chose the shittiest one of those sites. Black or dark grey on white or dark grey/blue on white for plain text. This isn't a hard concept to grasp.

Then again, I doubt she even knows what can be appealing besides only to her aesthetics.
Fuck it, I'm willing to bet that her own children could do a better job and spit in her face after a few coding courses--oh wait, Melinda refuses to educate them. Sad.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@Toasty

What really gets me is the sheer hubris of it all. We are well used to it here of course, but the messianic/netzarim/ Hebrew roots community that she is trying to shill herself to will not be.

I think it's a fetish thing presented under the guise of religion. We know she's into BDSM and all this judging and flogging sounds very close to BDSM.

So after she had a weird dream, then read a random verse, there was no question. Unlike Moses, Aaron, Noah, or even yahushabooby, she was justlike "bout time,Yahweh, good job, now tell all these other assholes to let me condemn them to death or flogging and pay me for it!" Oh, and by the way, I can cure their ovarian cancer too. No need for pesky doctors.

I think I dropped this quote somewhere in the thread and I'll be repeating myself but it's perfect for this situation:
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan Anthony

@Cheerlead-in-Chief

Fuck it, I'm willing to bet that her own children could do a better job and spit in her face after a few coding courses--oh wait, Melinda refuses to educate them. Sad.

You either invest in yourself and learn to perform the service you require yourself or you pay for the service every time you need it. I would be lying if I said I'm surprised she picked the instant gratification option.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Bad news for @TamarYaelBatYah . Daddy government will not keep up the free money:

"Expanded unemployment benefits that have kept millions of Americans afloat during the pandemic expired on Monday, setting up an abrupt cutoff of assistance to 7.5 million people as the Delta variant rattles the pandemic recovery."

"The end of the aid came without objection from President Biden and his top economic advisers, who have become caught in a political fight over the benefits and are now banking on other federal help and an autumn pickup in hiring to keep vulnerable families from foreclosure and food lines."

Unemployment Benefits Expire for Millions Without Pushback From Biden

The president has encouraged some states to continue helping the long-term unemployed, but administration officials said it was time for enhanced federal aid to end.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

For those who don't want to sub to NYTimes

Unemployment benefits expire for millions without pushback from Biden

Biden’s most senior economic advisers say the economy is in the process of completing a handoff between federal assistance and the labour market.

indianexpress.com

 

[ConSluttant]

Two new documents. Melinda is appealing. And Jersh is asking for a time extension so that he can ask for costs.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Two new documents. Melinda is appealing. And Jersh is asking for a time extension so that he can ask for costs.

Seems like our fun is not yet at an end

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@TamarYaelBatYah
Seriously, without animosity, jokes and shitposting. Mind telling us why are you doing this to yourself?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

@TamarYaelBatYah
Seriously, without animosity, jokes and shitposting. Mind telling us why are you doing this to yourself?

Because, humorously, she believes she stands a chance at winning the appeal. Let it be known that I think that to be unlikely.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Two new documents. Melinda is appealing. And Jersh is asking for a time extension so that he can ask for costs.

Oh you've got to be shitting me lmao!

I've never written my own legal document but when you file an appeal should you start it with "COMES NOW"? It just seems weird to me. I like in the rebuttal (is that the right word?) Mr. Hardin points out that @TamarYaelBatYah took her case all the way to the Supreme Court...and lost. Melinda what are you going to do if Null actually does get his fees awarded to him? Are you going to pull a Michael Scott by walking on your front stoop and yelling "I declare BANKRUPTCY!"?

 

[White Baby]

Obviously the appeal is going to be denied, but I'm very excited to see what additional judgements Null might be able to get.

We could all do Hardin a service by going back through this thread's history and making some quote posts of her greatest self incriminating hits.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I like in the rebuttal (is that the right word?) Mr. Hardin points out that @TamarYaelBatYah took her case all the way to the Supreme Court...and lost.

There was no rebuttal, yet. Mr. Hardin only restated the courts' own words, to show a part of the reason why he should get more time to file his motion for fees.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Because, humorously, she believes she stands a chance at winning the appeal. Let it be known that I think that to be unlikely.

I would be fully satisfied by this answer if she was as dumb as Russel or as deep in her own world as Pam (who, let me remind you, stopped bothering the courts after being warned about sanctions). While Melinda is certainly not a genius out of those three people known for their legal actions failures she appears to have the best grasp of reality. She's been forewarned that if she decides to pursue the case any further she may be facing financial consequences. So, remembering previous rulings in her cases and being aware of her financial situation, pursuing the case anyway appears to be an ill-advised course of action.