📚 Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Kelly's Yeeted Legs]

Spoiler: warning cone titties

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Fuxsakes, shave those nasty pits while you soak your smegmatous nads in that filthy bathwater. #hashtagbodilyfluids

edit: who tf has a bath without washing the crusty makeup off their face. Oh yeah, I rremember who tf doesn't: men.

 

[Scrumption]

I wonder if the AGPs that flock to r/asktransgender ever realize that the only answer that the local troons give to the question of "Am I trans or is it a fetish" is "you're trans." Maybe I am underestimating them though. What if the AGPs know exactly what answer they will get, and that is why they post there. They could be seeking affirmation of their fetish lifestyle– ahem–I mean their Transgender lifestyle.

 

[Prolego]

The ogre from the Scottish women's protest has the voice of an angel.

That is just beautiful. Here are a couple more highlights:
His duet with Elvis Presley

https://www.smule.com/recording/elvis-presley-blue-christmas-68-comeback-special-version/1968117772_3848787784

Singing Celine Dion in French

https://www.smule.com/recording/c%C3%A9line-dion-pour-que-tu-maimes-encore-fslcd_deadinsanes-version/2090118966_3886660318

All That Jazz, complete with sexy heavy breathing

https://www.smule.com/recording/chicago-ost-all-that-jazz/1738411615_4123027653

 

[soft breathing]

Is he seriously 16 in the left photo? He looks like he's 28, which makes me wonder what his current age is given how much older he looked.

He posted at least one other photo on his Twitter where he's apparently 18 (I'm too lazy to look for it right now) - and I had the exact same thought; he looks so very much older in each and every one of his photos. Maybe it's the huge-ass forehead that makes him look older? I genuinely have no idea.

 

[dra dra dra gon]

When I was in high school there was a guy who was balding at 17 and had a full beard so some men just have genes like that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

In the words of Cleveland Brown, "That's Hurrrrrible."

 

[Rotter]

You get one life, and one body.
Well then... better ask some Reddit-rando what kinds of dodgy pharma to best destroy it with.


link/archive


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This is the worst one.

link/archive

 

[Phil Kessel]

I'm back with some more examples of troons posting on makeup subreddits and getting thousands of upvotes and hundreds of comments from simping women telling them that they're pretty despite the fact that they in reality look horrendous. Just embarrassing for all parties involved- the delusional troons who think they look good and the self-loathing lib women who are willing to lie through their teeth to appease them.

 

[Hurgle Blurk]

In the words of Cleveland Brown, "That's Hurrrrrible."

From Patrick Bateman to Buffalo Bill.

What a remarkable improvement in patient affect.

You get one life, and one body.
Well then... better ask some Reddit-rando what kinds of dodgy pharma to best destroy it with.

Of course. Because nothing screams, "try it out at home, kids," quite like chemotherapy drugs.

 

[Vesperus]

Quiz time!

Without looking up the tweet, how do you think Tranny Twitter answered this question?

(There were some FTMs and en-bees among them. Not a single ciswoman.)

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I did find one actual woman...

She's right you know.

 

[decaydent]

Violet Wren (aka Ryan Simms?) from St John‘s, Newfoundland is in urgent need of support for transgender care. This consists of HRT, hair removal and ehhh, a transatlantic flight to his girlfriend. To be fair, this is disclosed in the gofundme, but the title suggests more of a medical issue. And he makes it sound pretty acute, currently being in debt and falling prey to some kind of scam - sure… He is also flying out to London and staying several months. What kind of money would he live off there? Will any of the money in this fundraiser go towards his healthcare or entirely be spent on those other expenses?

Spoiler: Gofundme and twitter begging

Nine inches taller you say, well that‘s one big lady and oh, it‘s another troon, nevermind.

Spoiler: Gf profile

 

[Positron]

The idea is that women are aroused by themselves, and Blanchard didn't have a control group with women.

Woman feeling erotic about their own natural-born bodies is psychological different from men being aroused by their imaginary womanhood. Some women may feel sensual about their body curves, but I can't imagine them being aroused by menstruation cramps or pregnancy like troons do. There is no way Blanchard could formulate a meaningful control group.

This troon's coworkers go out of their way to deny reality on a daily basis, accommodating/validating their mental illness, but it's time to give HR a call to "nail them" because they slipped up once after inviting him to go drinking with them.

Thread link.
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Hiring troons decreases employee morale and productivity. I'm surprised so few employers acknowledge this.

 

[contradiction of terns]

Phantom HRT induced periods! Don't most trannies wait at least a full year before claiming they have a phantom period? I mean the ones that are at least trying to pretend it's not a fetish.

(Archive)(Archive)

I feel like tranny #2 is subtly digging on Reikan for trying to claim they have period pains when they haven't had the chop.

(Archive)

To me Reikan doesn't seem like a real tranny. Not in the 'they're AGP and it's a fetish' kind of way, but more like a Lou Gags 'I shave my face once every other week and don't take HRT, but I use the troon card to help my e-begging' kind of way. One of Reiken's photos had hardcore five o'clock shadow and they look the same as 'before HRT'. I think the HRT is a lie. I don't think they'd do anything that would permanently impact their health (like the dickchop) because it's a grift and they need to be able to set it aside as soon as a better grift comes along.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What a gross. Fat slob

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

Based. Gigachad. Bell curve memes. Very original.

Spoiler: lol.

 

[pothole4Fun]

Found this mess a while ago. He flip flops between realizing transitioning is pointless and being the average obnoxious trans person.

and I knew something about this pic looked familiar

Spoiler

I think this one is an even bigger mess. It's totally not AGP and/or mental illness and a coping mechanism for self hatred.

ok buddy

 

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Based. Gigachad. Bell curve memes. Very original.
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Spoiler: lol.

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[ash9990]

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It's safe to assume this TIF is talking about herself.

I think when it comes to AGP, troon's ex wives/gfs have the most reliable insight. Blanchard might have interviewed 1000 troons in his lifetime but the trans widows know how these men change over time. They are known to be narcs and liars, so the findings in studies are probably a lot worse than presented.

The ones who stay with them becasue they're "lesbians" now know they have AGP or, at the very least, that something is wrong with them. I'm talking about women Kristin Chirico.


The article is written by none other than the stunning and brave Katelyn Burns

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[soft breathing]

Here's another bullshit-dump for all of you.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The ogre from the Scottish women's protest has the voice of an angel.

Tell Me It's Not True | Smule

Blood Brothers Musical - Tell Me It's Not True recorded by AlexandriaAileen on Smule. Sing with lyrics to your favorite karaoke songs. | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app

www.smule.com

Holy shit I thought Daniel Johnston died, I had no idea he was still putting music out.

ETA: His rendition of 'Rose's Turn' is utterly horrific and I assume it's what he sings to his victims.